ms.seyer Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dear Virtue, You're welcome again. Yeah makes you look at what you eat more carefully. I just got back from my dr's appt and looks like I'm gonna be needing to change eating habits. Genetics suck sometimes. -seyerr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 dear wifey, please stop upsetting me to the point of me breaking bottles on the floor and drunkenly walking into the space heater. dear seyer, please dont tell me you have diabetes. i really like your yelp reviews of greasy low quality mexican restaurants and hipster cafes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dear swordsualez, Nah I don't, but I have to keep an eye out for it because it runs strongly in the fam. Btw I haven't been eating out much, so you'll see more museum reviews soon haha. -seyer Ps: Don't let your wife upset you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dear Ms.Seyer, Were you diagnosed a Diabetic?!?! If you were, I am so sorry to hear that! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dear virtue, Nah I went to the hospital today for a terrible allergy outbreak, but from tests, the doctor says I need to regulate the sugar better. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 seyer, you could try just eating less white sugar. there is evidence that less refining is better for the body. so if you can deal with wheat flour, turbinado sugar, and brown rice, yuo may be healthier. ugh. good luck. i remember when my body started rejecting whey. i'm still not totally sure that was the culprit but it fucks me up. bad. get well soon. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear symbols... i am very drunk, however i am wondering are you a good samaritan? if so you seem to come across to me as a crochet suit wearing superwoman. according to the dear no homos thread there is little end to your talents... please let me know as i need help. dear seyseysey fat albert voice... the diabeeetus runs in my family too... you and virture noo have me shitting the bed, i have always pissed like a race horse and drink like i'm always thirsty... i do believe thses may go hand in hand withoot any worry though.... dear old mechanic... i think yoor at the fuckin' capers ya ald fuckin' bam... tellin' me i need to pay you fuckin' money to hand adjust my whooorin' lights ya fuckin' toby licker... if they need adjustin.. i'll be adjustin' yoor feckin' jaw ya fuckin' bahlooon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear gunmen, well, i was just driving through the area and had no idea what i was about to come up on, but i saw the numbers marking all the shell casings, and saw the dead body covered in the yellow tarp...the girl im dating was in my passengers seat and filled me in on the situation that made the news today. wow...did you guys really feel the need to shoot some people in broad daylight around 1pm today??....you guys killed a mother putting her kids in the suv, and injured 5 other people....all right before Christmas. people are seriously on some other shit in sacramento....i hope karma catches up with ya'll. cG p.s. heres a link for anyone interested in what im talking about: http://www.news10.net/news/story.aspx?storyid=112014&catid=2 http://www.news10.net/video/default.aspx?bctid=711116021001#/Recent+Videos/Woman+killed%2C+5+wounded+in+Sac+strip+mall+shootout/52821470001/52747302001/711116021001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Dear Cali, That shit is nuts. Fuckin stupid people. Innocent people get dumped on around here too. -meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Dear Cold Weather, Fuck you. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear meth, oh, im already knowing about salinas. crazy shit. cG *edit....theres a new victim now....so 7 people shot, one dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear virtue fuck cold weather....fuck winter. my fuckin nuts r cold. fuck fuck fuck all my love.. peanut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear boost tm fuck you faggot <3 peanut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear Cali, Fuck Salinas. Too much violence. But according to my instructor violence has gone down 40% since last year. I call bullshit on that one. I wanna move out this bitch asap. -meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Dear Peanut, I know, right?! Winter fucking sucks! I wish I could afford to move somewhere where it's warm all year around, like California, or Florida! - Virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear rolf, i don't wear crocheted suits. i'm not that good yet but i'd like to be eventually. i do wear crocheted hats. doing volunteer work, caring about shit, yeah, it's something i do. but i dunno if it makes me a good samaritan. i do after all, vandalize a tremendous amount of metal. i had a damn good year this year too. no limits babies. you hungover? !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Dear dirty muthafucka who can't clean up after himself We gave you a place to stay yet you can't even clean up after yourself nigga? cmon now fuckin' room smellin' like feet and ass clothes everywhere, you use a bowl and can't even wash it? fuck outta here....you wake up early slammin' doors as you leave ashing cigarettes every outside....seriously dirty muthafuckas are not the people you want living with you------------ BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Dear Computer, Please stop changing the resolution on my desktop every time you boot up, and then magically deleting the resolution size that I use. Thanks. P.S: For all of you who are wondering what I'm talking about, my computer likes to change the screen resolution back to the standard 800 x 600 and then delete the screen resolution of 1440 x 900, which is the resolution that HAS to bed used with my monitor (due to it's flat-panel size). So, I then have to manually install a driver software that I downloaded from Microsoft, and change back to the 1440 x 900, and re-organize all of my desktop icons the way that I had them, as they all get moved around randomly every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear exams, think i rocked you. yeuh. -INJ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear symbols... good for you... volunteering's always something i've told myself i'll do. i never get round to it though... nah i woke up with a mouth like the bottom of a birds cage... then i got a £200 mechanics bill for my car... so that woke me up pretty quick... dirty wee pricks. i'll probably be hungover tomorrow though... rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear Rolf, i always said i'd do it. that day did eventually come it may also help me, if i ever want to become a genetic counselor, it'll fit the bill for counseling experience.. so it's not entirely altruistic. bottom of a bird cage huh? that sounds gross. !@#$% dear stepup the movie are you fucking bat shit crazy for advertising on this site? i'd really like to rip you a new one but i'm a mod and your an advert srsly though wtf. we need blood, guts, sex, drugs, rock and rolll. not high school musical 53 !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 dear !@#$% LOLZ . souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear symbols... i enjoy your oot look on life... why yes it felt like a mixture o' dry porridge and chalk, i'd imagine it'll fell worse tomorrow... plus my forehead will feel like it's been hit really heard with a sort o' bat/club/ dear mate's rich bit o' minge you happen to be shaggin'... i dunno if i like you or not. or if it's the fact that you're utterly socially inept. you may well be just a total whoore... but cheers for keeping me in consideration. i really could do with the work. plus i'd imagine your kitchen's gonna be really simple. much like myself... Beh! rolf carrots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dear Hard Drive, Why the fuck are you full?! I need moar space! Nao! That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear SMdoubleXL, is your screen name based on one of these guys? just asking I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear canvas, why do you drip so much more than a wall? wild bullshit, that aint supposed to happen. and i dont think my can control got THAT bad during my hiatus. no love, INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear 12oz i. am. hungover. i feel like straight up death. this is NOT awesome. fuckmylife edogggggggggggy dear injury prime/gesso it first maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear edoggg... get some large amounts of diet coke doon your throat... also fried bacon eggs black pudding etc... you should feel better in nae time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 dear people who assume everyone has already seen that movie don't go blabbing the ending !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dear Symbols, dear stepup the movie are you fucking bat shit crazy for advertising on this site? i'd really like to rip you a new one but i'm a mod and your an advert srsly though wtf. we need blood, guts, sex, drugs, rock and rolll. not high school musical 53 !@#$% See, you just gave Step Up a chance and now you're a fan. I'm glad to see you're looking out for those of us who haven't seen it though. -Realism Dear Self, Quit wasting time on 12oz and get to work...finals only come twice a year... -Gov't Name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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