SukiSukiNow Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear cali, i won't be in sac sat night. coworker got arrested. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Dear thread, looks like you turned this page into the DEAR CALI and DEAR SUKI page. with a lil SOUL and RU love Dear Cali... ill take a number and get in line. you seem like you're in high demand. ill be ok with random texts til then. (bakersfield) Dear Suki. get better. Dear Soul. whats up big daddy? Dear RU. Hi new friend. ill stick with the format. SizeMatters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear cali nope it wasnt me ... souls smdouble... whats up chica....whats new with u? souls dear ssn good seeing u today// souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Dear Santa Barbwire, Two more hours till I'm out the door to fuck shit up there! -Me Dear J, Aggrivated heartz yo, I miss you already -Seysey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear sey, it's ok. i'm not gone yet. -j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear sm, thanks i feel so much better today. <3 ssn dear souls, nice seeing you yesterday as well. <3 ssn dear joey, for real? i told you not to fucking drive. now your ass is in jail and it's no one elses fault but yours. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Dear sey----I know you miss me--- I'll be back---riding out of the sunrise on a chariot of Fire----- Elijah style. ----SWAG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear mate... hurry the fuck up and get oot your contry bumpkin wee village and head doon my end with your coke headed pals so as i can proceed to get pished... it's almost tea time... i need beer... oh and happy birthday tae... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Dear Girl from last night, You were hot and totally fucking drunk. It was pretty funny. You should have let my homie smash cuz he was sweating you but I'm positive he's got that shit next time you two chill. PS I'm still mad as hell your fucking brothers smoked the rest of our weed, but I was very fucked up at that point, and you were practically sleeping. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear ssn, sorry bout your coworker. :( cG dear sm, bakersfield. ;) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear SMdoubleXL, hello. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Dear eye abrasion/scrape/whatever they told me it was, I forgot, Yeah, you felt about as nice as you sounded. Three days of antibiotic drops every couple hours and I'm feeling all right though, good enough to throw a disposable contact in and scope out females in slutty outfits tonight. It's nice to be able to see again. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Dear Everybody, I can honestly say I've reached a point in my life were I'm for once happy. It feels good. RR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 dear page did someone sa bakerfield....eww groosss bakos...' souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 bakersfield sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Dear Bakersfield dislikers. inside jokes. Souls.....isnt it past your bedtime? oh, I forgot, you dont sleep well either zzzzzz SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 dear smdubxl i just got off of work...i wish i could fall asleep.. what new in your world? souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Dear Parental Unit, You know I smoke weed. I went to court for it. You can't get mad over some blunt guts in the garbage. Also would you stop acting like you know everything there is to know about weed. Because I'm not going to get arrested, and If the piss test is in a month I'll pass. Sincerely, RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 dear few people i know here, life is good .. i have 2 daughters and a nice house.. good job..my own office..i'm not really sure whats been going on in teh Oontz world but i hope it involves tits. __-Mr. Maker aka thebumpmaker aka corn feed breed nation> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Dear any alcoholic beverage I drink tonight, Put in work. -fisheyalcoholiconer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Dear hangover, Good job on making me puking this morning. Thanks for fucking off while I drove back home while my fat friend was being a bitch. -me Dear j, You're making me sad. Jussayin -ms Dear everyone, Happy halloweiners -seyeerrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 dear sey sey sey... hope you are well. now cheer up! dear mate... you are soft as my first shite. i don't see why you feel the need to act like you're a fuckin' gangster in front of everyone. we all know you are a puff. i can't wait until you get the steroid rage so i can slap you all over the fuckin' shop as soon as you step oot o' line. and stop sniffing so much coloumbian marching powder. it makes you even more of a fuckin' arsehole... ya prick yours sincerely rofful haggis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 dear rolf... dont ever tell people to not do coke... everyone needs to do way more... nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Dear Rolf Haggis! How have you been? Haven't gotten any drunk messages from you for a while. I would have left you one last night but I passed out. -seyseysey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 dear suki, get the fuck out of my bathtub..i need to take a shower RU. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Dear hangover, please go away. KTHANXBAI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 fishsticks, have another and turn it into a holdover. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 dear newer bigger better... i take it you are not aware that scotland consumes more cocaine than america... true story. dear sey sey sey... i intend to be fairly blootered drunk within' a few hours. i shall PM you then if i am still able to type... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 dear fb friend, you needs to hook me up with some of that ass from your friend..cause me and her got mutual friends and hopefully our naughty parts will become friends. sincerely elis "its been a minute since i got laid so i'm not too sure if she's hot or not since my standards are ultra low" sies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 dear sm, did i ever tell you thanks? thank you. sincerely. laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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