Banana fishd Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dearest suki, Powder is a helpful tip. I'll try that next time. I work a ton on sunday...what time are you leaving back to your homeland? ...Actually...I'll just call you tonight. Anticipating your arrival- Banana anna danna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, im leaving sac late sunday afternoon. cali and i want you to come have lunch with us on sunday so try to make that happen? i'll be around my old place tonight so call or txt me. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sinus Cold, Get the fuck outta here! Your host, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear hangover, woke up with the taste of Bacardi 151 in the mouth and some chicks huge ass underwear in my jacket pocket...and the shitty nu-metal bands music from last night stuck in my head.. the rest is a blur sincerely fuuuuuuuuuuu my jacket pocket smells like vagina :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear church, That maRriage preparedness class was bullshit. Yall are in it for the scrill, dont front. -fr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear oontz peeps, I've been away from teh oontz for a while cuz the fuckers at work got this new piece of shit called St. Bernard iPrism. Blocks everything! :( Anyway, I miss you guys/ NHomero -Sad Marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear gasface why you gotta be like that mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, i promised i would prop you and i finally did it. it took you from one tic tac to three tic tacs. i didnt know i had that much props power....lol cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear marco, i miss you!! it's only a matter of time before my work catches on...... - muddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear FR, How many sessions did you have to go to? -B. fish ps. Marco, You are double missed. <3 b.ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear pierre macguire, you are the worst hockey announcer of all fucking time. the amount of time you spend perverbially tonguing ovechkins balls are annoying... crosby has 2 goals. wooo. <3dannyinzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear filthypeter big al is trying to talk me into shaving the beard. a cute jewish chick with a HUGE ass told him she'd date me if i shaved. how weak is that shit? id feel like such a buster for shaving just for a broad. fuck that noise. miss you buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dow You shouldn't shave for any broad unless you want to. What kind of bitch would want a dude to shave just to date him? Oh yeah a jewish girl. Send me a picture of her so i can pick apart her flaws. Then you can tell her you won't date her tell she dresses more classy and plucks away every single stray hair on her body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo peter, im sayin. if i shave for this bitch, she'll have the upper hand from the start. ridiculous. the fact that i know more hebrew than she does should be enough, but noooooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear peeps who said they missed me, well awww shucks! I'm blushing over here.:shy: NH. -Not sad anymore Marco 888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Dear Cali & BFishie, I'm visiting Suki & Milky at the end of the month! Any chance of you guys taking a day trip? Or I could visit Sac-Town. Or meet halfway? -hopeful Marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear santa i know christmas is far away, and i know ive never actually celebrated it before, but i'll becone the best christian ever if you take care of my wish list for me. and all i want is this guy thanksinadvance edogggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo peter, im sayin. if i shave for this bitch, she'll have the upper hand from the start. ridiculous. the fact that i know more hebrew than she does should be enough, but noooooooo. dear dow, over the last week i've had two separate girls say they'd FUCK ME, not date me, if i cut my hair. my hair is still long and my right forearm is getting just a tad bigger. Fuck bitches. also new bike umad? t14keezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear computer, Please update your flash whatever thingamabob for me. I would like to kill time watching the office. SABRE. officially- B.anned anna Ps. Please also find away to get/make me icecream. thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear snow, i really like how you slammed us and shut civilization down for the first 2 days of my new job so i could stay home and make art.. youre welcome in pittsburgh anytime, preferably in large amounts. <3dannyinzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear fellow oontzers, Have agreat week whereever you may be. Schnitzel is now 6 weeks without a cigarette and feeling good! schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear US Army, I'm quiet curious as to why i saw 12 humvees and groups of soldiers all geared up next to a field in the middle of no where. I did see you from the highway so don't play. Please get back to me on that. -D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, fuck yes.. tic tacs not tampons, wooo hooo. -invest dear super bowl, go colts -invest dear mother nature, if it fucking snows any god damned more i'll shoot you. bitch -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear lady friend---- I wake up to 3 hickeys on my neck--- where they do that at--??? BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Boris, LOL. -Invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Boris... hickeys...bruises...scratch marks..... they all fade...live in the moment. you know it felt good. /beenknowntodeliverafewhickeysmyself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Sizes, I'm walkin' around lookin' like someone shot my neck with a paintball gun---- not feelin' that BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz.. congrats... i want to quit as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear super bowl commercials, you suck this year. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12 oz, this is my 1000th post. I want a cookie. Please consider it. -REDeyedanimal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear red, i gave u +rep instead. i figure that if i give u a cookie, by the time it gets mailed to you, it will be stale. sorry. grats on 1000 posts btw. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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