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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear hangover,

 

woke up with the taste of Bacardi 151 in the mouth and some chicks huge ass underwear in my jacket pocket...and the shitty nu-metal bands music from last night stuck in my head..

the rest is a blur

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sincerely fuuuuuuuuuuu my jacket pocket smells like vagina :(

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear filthypeter

 

big al is trying to talk me into shaving the beard. a cute jewish chick with a HUGE ass told him she'd date me if i shaved. how weak is that shit? id feel like such a buster for shaving just for a broad. fuck that noise. miss you buddy.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear dow

 

You shouldn't shave for any broad unless you want to. What kind of bitch would want a dude to shave just to date him? Oh yeah a jewish girl. Send me a picture of her so i can pick apart her flaws. Then you can tell her you won't date her tell she dresses more classy and plucks away every single stray hair on her body.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear peeps who said they missed me,

 

well awww shucks! I'm blushing over here.:shy: NH.

 

-Not sad anymore Marco

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Dear Cali & BFishie,

 

I'm visiting Suki & Milky at the end of the month! Any chance of you guys taking a day trip? Or I could visit Sac-Town. Or meet halfway?

 

-hopeful Marco

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dear santa

 

i know christmas is far away, and i know ive never actually celebrated it before, but i'll becone the best christian ever if you take care of my wish list for me.

and all i want is this guy

 

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thanksinadvance

edogggggggggggggggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

peter,

 

im sayin. if i shave for this bitch, she'll have the upper hand from the start. ridiculous. the fact that i know more hebrew than she does should be enough, but noooooooo.

 

dear dow,

 

over the last week i've had two separate girls say they'd FUCK ME, not date me, if i cut my hair.

 

my hair is still long and my right forearm is getting just a tad bigger. Fuck bitches.

 

also new bike

 

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umad?

 

t14keezy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear US Army,

 

I'm quiet curious as to why i saw 12 humvees and groups of soldiers all geared up next to a field in the middle of no where. I did see you from the highway so don't play.

Please get back to me on that.

 

-D

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