Schnitzel Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear odd, cheers mate mine seems to be working out alright she seems hella keen (although she did go away yesterday for a holiday...oh shit) oh well more fish in the sea and all that! schnitzled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear people who i thought were my friends but really aren't, why are you so got damn TRIFLING???!!! and what the fuck is wrong with me that i ever thought you were good peoples to begin with? y'all done fucked around and got me all jaded. i am going to ask a lot more of my friends in the future, and if they don't like it, they can take it up with your scumbag asses. zee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear zebra drips come to australia when life gets you down we aint so triflin' we might racist biogoted redneck yobbos that don't take kindly to illegal immigrants and elected the world's most boring man as our leader... but we aint triflin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, how is australia? are the girls there scandalous like in the us? oddp. dear zebra, tell your 'friends' to go kick rocks. a friend aint a friend unless they always got your back no matter what. -oddp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear OP beautiful flowers grow everywhere just like weeds! wise old man of the woods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dudes, thanks! oh believe me i have told everyone who's fucked me over lately, and there have inexplicably been many, to kick rocks. still hurts that you can put yourself out there and be a good friend to someone and get shitted on just the same. makes it hard to trust people! but i am an optimist so i will probably get over it eventually. not to those jerks, they got deaded, but just to people in general. eeeemoooo. zeebs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, i hear that homie! sucks, but its always true i suppose. dear drippydrip, join my emo club, im pretty famous on 12 oz. lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear people, dont worry so much about the bullshit people pull on the daily. get rid of the assholes, the takers, the energy drainers, the worthless pieces of craps, make your life better. haters will always hate on you because they are unhappy. jealous haters can suck our dicks. who gives a fuck about some dumb fuck who is shady and trifflin' nawmeeeeeeeeeen??? <3 ssn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sooks, haters make us famous! <3 dear life, i retract my statement about curb stomping you.. i overthought something that happened and made myself look like an idiot.. luckily suki assured me that cheek kisses can be strictly friend status! -oddp 'relieved' oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear White Women, Or as I call ya'll "Snowbunnies".......I love you all...only if you thick though... "I'm only out here for the birds like a scarecrow" BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear whoever, I don't like this bermuda triangle. Its making me sick. Get off her already, what your doing is not cool. Bapa needs more salt in his tea, please give him more, yes? superniceguyoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Girl, this shit is really out of control. 50/50 punch/marry you are too much. -Pizzy WHAAAAAAAAAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear everyone i just cracked the shits coz i couldnt do a good outline. i scribbled all over the page and threw the pen across the desk like a 5 year old. it was really funny in hindsight. i need lessons in style or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear brain, i dont get what your doing to me im confused and tired but my body feels like running really fast the oppisite direction, however the weather here is shitty... girlfriend is confusing, friends are all deathly ill (H1N1?), and im broke what should i do tonight? wisetux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear swindle, you sure do got some pretty hands. sincerely elis von sies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear woman, tell me what's going on. I am so lost. I think it is in your best interest to let me in on the situation. Call me up, lets talk. I gots shit to tell you! Sincerely, YSYL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tragicjonson Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cold ravioli, you're satisfying my stoney self right now. -buck dutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear oontz in general, but mostly the males. when banging the woman, wifey girlfriend, random, whatever, do you find that sex lasts longer with or without wrapping up? if at all? because (/nh) right now im clocking in a good amount of steady sex when wrapped up, but i find it to not last as long when not wrapped. the fuck is up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear MOOGLE thanks baby Dear Dose i can't really tell you. i'm sleeping with two girls, one i use a condom with, one i don't. it's not really that different. i am drunk almost all of the time i sleep with them though. maybe you are lasting longer with a condom coz it takes away some of the friction on the shaft /no homo sexuales -big S in the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dose, everyone has their good days and bad days i suppose right? -oddp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Swindle, Im in the same boat with 2 girls, wearing a condom for one and not for the other, the friction thing makes sense actually. good point. thanks doser Dear ODD, hahahaha yeah i guess but this is like a regular occurance, and dont give me some shit about having penis problems /nh because its just something i noticed. i've been shafting these 2 girls regularly for like the last 2 months, and its something i began noticig after like the first month, thought it was a bad day, but it kept happeneing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new girl, please come back from holidays I'm bored and stuck for a few days and your company would be nice considering I go away for a few days just after you get back! schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR GIRL I HAD SEX WITH ALL DAY SUNDAY, WHY DID YOU PLAY MTV JAMS ON THE TV SO DAMN LOUD....I HOPE YOU REALIZE IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DOGGYSTYLE WITH JERU THE DAMAJA BLARING IN THE BACKGROUND. SINCERELY ELIS "NEVER EATING SO MANY SHROOMS AND DRINKING SLITZ AGAIN" SIXXER ESQUIRE P.S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear payroll department, WTF!?...its been a month now, and I have not gotten my last 2 paychecks...you guys owe me about $800. i need the money. not now....but RIGHT NOW! i just got my $400 credit card bill and I owe my mom $200. i was patient, but now im mad. hurry the fuck up, cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Dial me up when you the need the hammer lowered down. Signed, Collections Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear girl, Please realize that while you're cool, I just can't fuck you. I understand you're asking me outright...I am more than down. But he's like my fucking brother. I can't do him like that. Sincerely, Realtornism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Female, Thanks for the pic......... you'll touch it in miami......... BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear apartment, you are such a goddamn mess it's not funny I don't even know where to start cleaning you? I guess I'll start from my room and work back but goddamn how did it go from a little messy to the pit of hell you currently are? schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl, i wish you didnt live so damn far.. i mean 60ish miles isnt thaaat bad, but damn.. its a long ass drive after i drop you off :'[ -oddp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear boo, prepare to come home from work and be fed salmon filet garnished with rosemary, garlic, and crushed almonds while we watch our favorite television programs, to be followed by some type of physical gratification. i would call it your special treat for being the bestest, but i actually perform some variety of this sequence of events every day, because you never stop deserving it. love, zebra dear foul bitches, prepare to meet your comeuppance. killin 'em with kindness is no longer my preferred tactical approach. no love, zebra dear tmz, why do you exist? every time that idiotic blonde chick speaks i want to bludgeon my television set with whatever blunt object is nearby. and yet, there is nothing else on. why? why? stop it, zebra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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