Schnitzel Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear scnitz, they're everywhere faggot... jk i don't know if you're gay. but they do exist. i've been.... but my fav are the 30 dollar all you can eat sushi spots.. -14 kilos. Dear T14k No need for name calling mate and excuse me for not knowing the location of every dim sum spot in a city approximately 9,000 miles from where I live. so with all due respect I'm calling you a faggot in return schnitzel (who incidentally isn't a faggot) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zebradrips, I really love this ligerbeat website. I've been keeping up with it for the past....month or two now. dear melinoe, while i do still fully love and support the d, i do not fully support and love the people who run that business. but i am glad that you enjoy. beef! it's what's for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear gym/car/significant other/books that are more than books i.e life, You are kicking my butt. I want a nap. . bfish Dear 711, YOU ARE FROM HEAVEN! jk. But. I think its pretty awesome that you serve your slurpees in DOMO cups these days. If there ever where a way to break up with someone special in your life and not make it be such a downer this lil treat would be the perfect companion to "its not you...its me." It would make both parties involved feel a lil better about the situation and smiles could possibly be had momentarily. You should beam over that. Really. 1.99- Broke back fish. ps. (fellow 12 oz people) http://www.flickr.com/photos/justjenn/3951417511/in/photostream/ They come with these cute straws. http://www.flickr.com/photos/justjenn/3952204884/in/photostream/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear roommate, Stop bitching at me about how you havent got laid since university started when its clearly not high on your priority list. either hurry the fuck up and fuck something, or drop it. seriously. ive been more than a decent wingman for you, letting you make a move on girls that were clearly more than willing while i had to fuck some slutty fat whore, just so you could get a kiss? fuck that. Dear girl. whats up with you saying you dont want a boyfriend, then 2 days later telling me you wanna hang out which only led to us having sex. like seriously, mindgames are cool and shit, but this is starting to annoy me. dear friend. we've been good friends, and yes we had sex, but we didnt let is get awkward between us and i think you're cool. although i think its kinda gay that i introduce you to my roommate and suddenly i take a backseat so you guys can be best friends. that is not cool. pissedoffandannoyed overdose oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Dose-ink, LIFE. Punch it in the nose. -Ms. Seyer Dear BFISH, OMG!!! Those things are too cute! I want!! -Seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sey-sey, 1.99 + another 1.99 for the straw PLUS free slurpee! Get it girl. Stumbling across this in my neighboring nocc infested 711 was a def pick me up for me. domo enthusiast- banana fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Artsy Fartsy, You have officially paid my bills this month. Damn. Thank you and cheers for successful art shows! On top of the world oner, Santarita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear new cuddle buddy, I do enjoy cuddling a ton. But all the tinychat br0s are starting to make fun of me for just cuddling... pretty sure its time for anal. Ill buy thre lube. Holla!!! -famousguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear t14k, and you called me a faggot? that post above was gayer than a mustache full of cum seriously schnitzel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitzel, i lol'd at the moustache reference. doser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ch0, i got released early from jail. whats new? -gabe1 dear duck, hooray!!!! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cheese pizza, Fuck you,you dirty bitch for burning my lip. burn in hell. -Rapey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear bFISH, I got the baller Domo. It's too cute, not to mention my favorite mix of cola and cherry slurpee! The spoon end of the straw is just killer. -Another Domo enthuSEYast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Thick Body Women Gods, Thank You for my first 100% Uruguayan Thick Bodied Female. Forever Grateful, Thick&RareNationalityBodyLoverOner/ Ps. Can't wait to see you Bodacious Curves again 2nite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life, fuck you, why does nothing happen for 2 months then all of a sudden the one weekend i have obligations so much shits going on... also i would like to say fuck waking up at 6 am because the people above me decide to have a fucking loud ass techno jump up and down party.... im visibly upset with you life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Phil Collins and Handsome man, You did good! Breakfast was delicious! How lucky am I to have 2 great guys look after me. Chorizo, sliced tomatoes, eggs and coffee. A Very Spoiled, Santana Banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zeebs, Let us know what you do. Chopstickyicky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sey sey- I got that one too. And the mucha and the candy eating frenzy. I think I may be going overboard. haha. Soon my whole house's cup wear will be made up of domo slurpee cups. partnerindomocrime-b.fish Dear significant- "what can I be expecting to do in this uh...pre-marriage counseling?" That is classic man. Classic. Sometimes the movies are overrated. patiently undergoing-B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life, what the fuck did i ever do to you to get such shitty lucky? like seriously, fuck you. ps, lurking on myspace can make you find out some shit that you wish you didnt know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Manager of different dept on the other side of the floor I work on, You a fag, stop trying to catch me slacking at work. Retire and drive your PT cruiser convertible with custom plate off a cliff. Your not my boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo er, hand it civilly. get your money. then respond any which way you want. oh obvi i'm waiting til after that check from homegirl's mom clears...mama didn't raise no fool civility at this point is being thrown to the wayside though. oh yeah get money then do whatever you like Just collect your funds and peace out on this broad. Tell all your mutual freinds about how her mommy had to email you to pay her dept after she just got done saying you're beat and she wants to fight you. Stop hanging around coke whores. Maybe break teeth for popping off, if you happen to bump into her out and about. dear people not using correct thread format, please use correct thread format. -cg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear women in general. when did all of you become such a fucking riddle. Stop fucking with my head, shit gets annoying. dose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear everyone, SHE TOUCHED IT MIAMI....... BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear last night, you rocked except for the bouncer throwing me out! schnitzel is slightly hungover but feeling good! schnitzel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, save up and come back next year, something big is going to happen. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear flu fuck off. now. really, ive been feeling shitty for like a week now, and its getting worse today? how does that even happen? this at least better be the swine flu so i have a cool excuse for missing class. teachers dont like "i was under the weather" anymore- i need some H1N1 kinda excuse!! feeling like garbage edogggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear captain admiral , i bought you for 10.95 with great enthusiasm and care. is that how you repay me for saving you from the desolate cold shelf by leaving me hung over passed out on a random couch missing both socks and a shoe? sincerely elis von 777 p.s i can taste my breath and its a mixture of walnuts and musty basement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, save up and come back next year, something big is going to happen. <3 ssn dear suki, wooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo!! hearts and flowers, milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brasif al-muhammed Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear kanye, what else was the greatest of all time? thanks, brasif. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bad day, first you make me go to the nyu school of dentistry and get prodded at by a bunch of students who, i can assure you, were not gentle. then, you tell me i need a root canal, and it's gonna cost a g. then work blows. then i get to the y to sign up on their sweet no registration fee deal and find out it's too late. then i run into the dreaded ex on the train that i haven't seen in over a year. although i did find it somewhat comforting that he looked like shit, it was a small comfort. why you gotta do me like that, bad day? huh? you play too much. you better give me something good tomorrow. zeebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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