Some1 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear big fat bank teller- I'm wearing polka dots today. And I looke fantastic. sucks to be you, polkaVAJ Dear Vaj, hahaha YOURE EVIL!!! Do you have a cart to carry around that big head of yours?! Just kidding I bet you do look great...but why you gosta rub it in the fat girls face? haha Signed I am not fat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ^^haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo bumpy, follow the rules upstandingcitizenVAJ some1 actually I do carry a cart around with me. If you were VIP you'd see what I look like today in my polkadots. VIPVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear no vip, :( bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Vaj, Dis daddy nigga don be threatnin meh wit dat ish yadaimean cause yall just got up in dem nir nada yo werd... If you worked at my job you would see what i looked like...but you dont...:o -Juan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Washington Mutual, Thanks so much for overdrafting me twice in a row today. That was swell. I'm glad I deposited that 70 bucks, just to have it disappear. PRETTY RADICAL!!!!!!!!!!! hate you, ^ . ^ dear cat face: I unfortunately work for that shitty company. If I knew you better I'd reverse your fees and 60 dollars would be yours again. Hating them as well- B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Fat EX-house mate and your little Dog, I hope your fat ass sits on him and your anus consumes him and you regurgitate him in the toilet bowl you refuse to clean. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear santa damn...just, damn,. tehbumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear myself, i seriously need a girlfriend because i get quite bored being by myself! P.S. im missin my Ex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear newcastle, i love you so much. but you're working very slowly tonight and thus i'm going to cheat on you with vodka here in a minute. i still have a few of you left to feed me therapy. -mister fister six hundred and sixty six FSTRevolution it only takes 5 seconds five seconds to revolution fistfistfistfistfistfistfistfistfistfistsakjl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear thai food employee, thanks for filling my water glass at least 5 times during my meal, big motherfuckers drink alot of water, but may i suggest a bigger glass. that is all. fat ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear MOM, Thanks for hooking up the Colossal King Crab Legs... I will go to your house and cook them and eat dinner.. Love, IOULoverHisMotherOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Broad, please don't make me have to go to that haunted house thing. I think haunted houses are stupid, and are only alright when you see five year olds crying. If I get stuck going to this you better blow me. And I am not talking a slow loving blowjob. I mean a merciless face fuck fiasco. Lovingly yours, Ghost puncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear little ceasers, thank you for having such cheap pizza. not the best quality, but still good. Von Chubbs IV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear insomnia, Please go away you are ruining my life like real talk homes I keep missing class and shit because I cant wake up in the morning. I feel really groggy and fucked up everyday too. I miss sleeping at decent hours and feeling well rested. Every once in awhile you come in handy for vandal like activities but everyday is killing me! Find someone else to torture or I will be forced to seek medical attention that will DESTROY you with prescribed drugs. This shit is bananerz- El Fishy Dear Motown hits of 1965 cd, I am ecstatic that I purchased you the other day. You are making the drive to work enjoyable and its almost as if you have given me hope that work wont be that shitty…almost. Thank you for bringing some form of optimism in my life by not sucking at music. Welcoming you into my life with open arms- B. Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Alcohol, You are a whore. I hate you. You made me feel like shit and I am not even that drunk. Please just step your game up and kill atleast five teenagers tonight. If you did me this favor i won't be upset at your shittyness. Lovingly yours, The man who drinks too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sex freaks living behind me, i like to have my windows open when its hot please try to keep the sex screams down its off putting when im trying to work wearing ear plugs, tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear spider, I was just taking a piss and noticed you. I have been letting you take residency in my window for about two months now in hopes that you would kill with the preciseness of a surgeon. You have been the same size for this long and I have expected bigger. If you do not grow any larger by this week I am going to squish you between my fingers and show you how a predator should act. Sincerely yours, FUCK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tango 24, post pics and/or video of the sex freaks please. much appreciated. regards K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NERONEZ Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear freshly harvested plants, please dry out and cure fast so i can roll you up and smoke you. -sir smoke alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear /sk, She called again, wanting to come over. She was all emo on me. I lied and said that my roomate didnt want her to come over (which is true). They talked and i guess it didnt end well. So, I know how you like your fatties :p so this is dedicated to you... /no homo /E.I.P <------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo I think you got a thing for her. Shes always at your house. You have enough pictures to make a gif/collage of her. You made a gif and a collage of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bananafish, I think we are possibly twins, seperated at birth..since I always have some sort of sleeping issue. I also fixed my account, alas, no moneys are in it. Thanks for the kind thought though. love always, the face of the cat. dear me, find a boyfriend already (just no more off of 12oz. dear god. no) Life has been extremely boring being alone. love, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear bass, You are so crazily out of tune that is going to take me like 15 minutes to tune you and I really don't feel like it. Hopefully I can find my tuner so I don't have to do you by ear. Sincerely, Hating you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear spider, I was just taking a piss and noticed you. I have been letting you take residency in my window for about two months now in hopes that you would kill with the preciseness of a surgeon. You have been the same size for this long and I have expected bigger. If you do not grow any larger by this week I am going to squish you between my fingers and show you how a predator should act. Sincerely yours, FUCK YOU Dear Hatori, This was an awesome post because it's hilarious but also so true. I too have arachnid room mates, but they know not to bother me while taking a deuce or in the morning. I will even kill my girlfriend for bothering me during these times...unless I trick her into coming in to see a deuce I am particularly fond of. ~MRL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgood Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear the common cold I hate you so much and you are making my weekend shitty and putting me in a grumpy mood which i dont want to be in. i'm going to nuke you with some airborne so have fun making the spot right behind my nose feel sore and weird. -willgood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo I think you got a thing for her. Shes always at your house. You have enough pictures to make a gif/collage of her. You made a gif and a collage of her. Outstanding :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Liver Rot, I was just pissing a few minutes ago and noticed that little arachnid fuck in the same spot, posted like he is selling crills. I think I am going to catch a moth and see if it makes him fat as fuck. But the real reason for writing this is when I read about you tricking your girl into looking at your dookie I literally laughed out loud at the thought of some unsuspecting girl just moseying into the bathroom and looking into the toilet and seeing like a 4 foot turd coiled and sticking half ways out of the water as if it was trying to catch a breath before it sunk down to its depths. Your Friend, Callus Fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Neighbors, Remember how you two moved in without your husbands?? So the last couple of days is a reminder of why you did this. Hearing your men call you stupid, dummy and pulling your card by letting everyone know you are an alcoholic and get high was great entertainment and sad all at the same time. Please make the men leave as it will be old in the next minute. One of you has a kid who doesn't seem happy anymore. It will only get worse.. Love, IOU --------------------------------------------< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear hipster-scene kid at work, Your checkerboard DC shoes are the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen, and are NOT business casual. Get a goddamn haircut. P.S. I saw you pick your nose, roll up a big ol' ball of snot, and flick it at your cubicle wall. I only wish I had not accepted a position in a different department, had I not, I would be your supervisor and would have fired you for being disgusting. That is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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