IOU Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Life, Thanks for hooking my friend up with a job where people bring him fresh fish.. Like huge tuna and red snapper, which was so good tonight. Next up is venison and then lobster... Good food means a good life. Love 4-Ever, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear car i bought a few months ago... you've brought me nothing but stress. i have the classified ads in my grip. and now you will perish. im determined. -grrrrrrrrrroyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear jen, you have no idea of the horrible things i will do to you tomorrow after we get food. the 4 hour makeout session after the bar closed in the middle of the street involving hitting biting restraining each other and choking has made me pretty much love you with only barely knowing you. girl you have no idea right now. -ilb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new bed, i heart you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz.... goodnite. sleep well. -zzzzzzhmoyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Opera Girl, You were so great...I mean artsy smart successful hot helped out in the community and shit. You made me dinner last night. Why the fuck did our last two conversations end up with us talking about how bad our lives are? WTF!? My life isnt even that bad! YOU BAITED ME INTO IT! I mean all this shit how you are hung up on your ex and how you are using me to get over it thats awesome I am glad I can be your "safety net" but I mean dude your other Ex who was addicted to pain killers called while we are on the couch and you sat and talked to him for like 10 min!?! WTF? God dont even get me started on your religion. No I will not go to church I will not play drums in your church band god you need to drop your guard and let me fuck you before I go insane. Or at least mouth my junk...I mean come on I went to a fucking musical with you I am putting in some fuckign work here... -Sexually Frustrated Psalm Juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear somejuan, accept defeat and move on. unless you are jesus, she ain't givin you nothin. right as always, catfacer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mero, Where have you been? I used to come to Channel Zero expecting to read the latest rips on hipsters,hot chicks and weirdoes and share them with my peeps....and now I've found myself reading the witty remarks of ^.^ & Sneak as well as few others. (No doubt, they're funny...but not Bronx funny.) Sincerly, DoodledoesfromChicagoyo ps No offense to ^.^ or Sneak (love teh catz!) and others..you guys are awesome with your remarks and postings... pss no homo (that is the dumbest shit ever, but I feel compelled to address that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear Mr. J. Medeiros, Your album from gods to girls is pretty descent. Thank you for making my morning acceptable by giving me good tunes. Love Always, Drunk by noon P.S. Rainy, gloomy weather you are my shit right now. I would like to inpregnate you. Dear Ex, I am glad you just broke up with your current boyfriend and are hollering at me again. You were possibly the best thing that happened to me. Hopefully this will last and you are not just playing me for the sucker that I am. Sincerely, ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz your a bit slow today love ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear attendance office, thanks for losing my fucking folder. now i have night classes. ehhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tom&Jerry, You are probably the best universal cartoon ever. Whenever I watch you, you still lift my mood and I ain't even five nigga. Please keep up with the accordion neck shit and mad cream pieings, TheEnthusiast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exzo757 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Norfolk Southern, Take down the fucking barbwire around your freight yard. I cut the fuck out of my hand and you owe me a pair of pants. -sincerly EXZO Dear First Colonial High School, Thanks for expelling me. I would advise getting better security, yah bitches that was me. and you cant do shit about it now fuckers!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new bed, i heart you... :lol::) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear American Credit card companies thanks for giving me a credit card the same day I got my SSN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Work, Fuck, this week was tough....but man, I made it out alive - Sneak "You owe me a raise" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear toothache, Please quit hurting.I'm on the verge of breaking shit. Grimey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear exhaustion, go away....i have classes to study for! tired as fuck, caligula oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear old job, thanks so much for your call tonight at 11:30, threatening to not give me my last paycheck unless I turn over my old barista apron. I don't care if the check is for $10; if you don't give me my motherfucking money, we're going to have a serious issue. :mad: -disgruntled catface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Raccoon, You are big and scary at night.. Please stop hanging near the laundry room. Hopefully you are not a mama raccoon as I know you will kill me... and this is just funny: http://www.freakingnews.com/Terror-Raccoon-Pics-28002.asp Signed, Not ready to die from raccoon attack oner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ^ . ^, How about I just send you ten bucks and you dont get all stressed out. Okay, Kitten? Just remember....happy endings. - Sneaky "Just Kidding.....Or maybe I am not" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sneaky, all your buketz are belong to me. kthx <3 Kitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear "The Man" Get off my dick, i didn't steal that shit and deny any claim to spitting on a cop. I don't like court cases. kthxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new pants, thank you for fitting just right yours in comfiness, tangopants dear knuckles, wow you guys look mega fucked up mucho scarring and crap plus the left ring has a pimple on it i mean what the hell my finger has a pimple! wtf? ouchies, tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sickness thank you for going away. if you ever come back i will shoot your ass thanks in advance potatoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear whatever i ate last nite... yer making my farts smell like garlic pepper this morning. yuck. and to this horrible cold i woke up with the past few days... fuck you. go away. -thnx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tri, You are awesome, you must be the only girl that will let me take them on a date to taco bell drunk and be down for it. Love, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cock Sparrer, I forgot how much you guys totally rule. Thanks for making me forget my troubles. And inspiring me to be a rock and roll singer. Love, Almost Famous Dear hangover, Go away. Stop hassling me. And making me hate everything. No Love, Dehydrated and Exhausted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear self, stop it. you're fucking your shit up. but she's hot. i know, but seriously, you cant survive off of 3 hours of sleep a night. dude, i know... but i cant stop it. ok. then keep doing it. alright. love, ilb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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