Duck Butter Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear vodka, thanks for a fun night last night. love duck beasty ps thankyou too oxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear hamada syuzou brand shochu, thank you for getting me crunk tonight. i truly appreciate it. <3, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear friday Thanks for showing up. I've been waiting. Let's get it on. Love always P. Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear legs, you hurt right now. after not skating for like 3 months, skating 2 days in a row is very sore. amongst ps, see you at the park tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Amongst, Haha I know what you mean man that was me last weekend. I could barely lift my legs a couple of mornings. Once you get past the week mark youre goldden. -Juan Dear Motorcycle Enthusiasts/ Inventors, Please make a motorcycle cup holder for my RC51. I need my coffee and I dont have handlebars like a harley so the ones you have already dont work... -No Coffe Maked me rranky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 , Dear America, Look what you did to me! What happened to me? Now i'm the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Signed, Peppermint Patty *does this make me a mean man?* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Earl, That bitch needs a gym membership...thats an old ass couch...who the fuck actually has metal folding chairs they use in their house... -juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Some1, God only knows why a person would use a metal folding chair. That shit is hella ghetto. Clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear clue, why you not been using flickr? your buddy. pftr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Sup Bro, I wish you had ruby slippers right now and bring me my Italian Veggie sammich from Bari's (Chicago cats know the demo)...God, my stomach won't shut up..and I don't want it to be upset with you either cuz now it knows it's getting a sandwich...oh the horror of having to wait for my sandwich! Godspeed, Diddledoodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear work computer, you're a real piece of shit! i have to finish this excel tutorial, but you keep crashing on me, making me return to 12oz to waste time i could be using to get this shit done. signed, fucking earl dear tutorial, you're fucking boring, and the lady doing the tutorial sounds like she's taking a shit. thanks, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear cat plz stop cleaning yourself so i can sleep much love and snuggles tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Tango, Thats gross you should tell catface to chill with that until she is in private... _pizza face juan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear chipotle... tecate... and jack in the box, thanks for making my asshole burn this morning. /no homo. -shmoyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Trance Why is that girl still sitting on your couch? Why aren't you at least getting a fatty blow job from chunk for sitting on your couch? She looks down, just ask. If she does, good for you, if she doesn't, you might offend her and she will leave. Concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear T4M- Apparently the interior decorators here at 12oz think you need new furniture. Personally I think you need better looking friends. Either way, have a oontzin day! ---VAJ Dear tree killing FranklinCoveyCo- Thank you for all 8000 catalogues. All 5 people in my office will put them to good use. The dyke and I already plan on ripping a few up just for good lunchtime fun. --VAJ & thepartnersbp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear VAJ, all of us are good looking, besides her. she is the "message" lady. and yes, that couch is our only furninture, besides the plasma screen & tv stand and a couple of chair/beds. This is a temporary place, then i move out to Killa Kalli next summer. Have an awsome weekend, your pal, T4M. Dear /SK, Nooooooooooooooooooo! she is bi, talks sex all the time, and flirts. I think she is just like that cus we mostly talk to the other people. I like to make fun of her and take pics when she aint looking. Im planing on taking a video of her on the topic "I am a Hooker" Fatty Porn star, T4M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear Trance Make some photoshop animation shorts of her, so we have something to laugh at. -Just want to laugh at fat girls- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear /sk, Your wish is my command. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear myself, please stop being a pussy, and go into the job you just quit and get your check early, so that you can go shopping. Being a pussy never got anyone anywhere in life. love always, yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear LaFace, Suck it up pansy! You went in there made a coffee got your tips then quit like a champ start thinking like me put your "the shit" hat on and start makin moves hoe! -Juan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear somejuan, I just ran across something on myspace that one of those coworkers posted about me, with my picture included, that sent my blood pressure through the roof. I'll tell you later if youre interested in the story. sincerely, catfizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear /sk, Enjoy. . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 chompa chompa chompa dear trance thanks -potatoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear work today, please be gentle with me. you know i am fragile. love, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear somejuan, I just ran across something on myspace that one of those coworkers posted about me, with my picture included, that sent my blood pressure through the roof. I'll tell you later if youre interested in the story. sincerely, catfizzle dear ^.^ i wanna know! i loves teh gossipz -still pullin shots, edoggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear jews yall came up with some bommbbbb food. bump the hebrew culinary, and all its glory. full and satisfied, edoggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Dear trance Thanks, had me a laugh at that one. -Needed a good laugh- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear edogg, here's the quick run-down, as short as i can make it. I venture onto a coworkers(ex) page, see my pic from myspace i just put up posted by another dude who works there, who btw is about 300 pounds, saying "eww, how woud you like to wake up next to that thing every morning?" So I messaged fatty back, telling him to say whatever he has to say directly to me, and being the fat fucking piece of shit that he is, he has no room to talk about anyone. All in all, I feel great after saying that. love always, the cat that will punch you in the fucking face for talking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear bloodfart, my bank tried to fuck me out of $500. i cancelled my direct deposit so my check came straight to me. fuck them, they ain't taking shit, which means, you my dear will be getting the most coolest package in the days to come, black fo'k and all. kisses, scallywag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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