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-2.50 CHEESEBURGER COMBOS AT THE CHICKEN SPOT

 

-LOOSIES

 

-SPOTS IN THE HOOD WHERE PHILLIES ARE STILL 75 CENTS

 

-50 CENT SODAS

 

-10 DOLLAR FITTED SPOTS

 

-5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS

 

-HOODRATS THAT BRAID HAIR FOR WEED

 

-HOODRATS

 

-NUTCRACKERS

 

-THERES ALWAYS NIGGAS OUTSIDE, SO BEING BORED IS IMMPOSSIBLE

 

 

 

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN. OR POINT OUT SUBURBAN SHIT YOU ARE THANKFUL FOR.

 

 

 

 

DR. MERO

PHDEEEEE.

 

suburbs have all this shit except "niggas outside"

 

and hoodrats

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I always find it amazing that there are people who live in these 'hoods' who have never left them.

Ever.

I saw this documentary about Philly and these kids stood on their corner and that is all they have ever done, for like 20 years.

Thats all they know, and shit they see on tv, if they have a tv.

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I always find it amazing that there are people who live in these 'hoods' who have never left them.

Ever.

I saw this documentary about Philly and these kids stood on their corner and that is all they have ever done, for like 20 years.

Thats all they know, and shit they see on tv, if they have a tv.

 

 

Try more like 50 years. Its true.

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= GAY

 

There are places where people DON'T go out wearing those? Feel sorry for them, although I'm more of an Adidas sandals with socks kind of guy

 

In my area youre gay if youre not wearing those. Everybody has that exact combo on, usually with basketball shorts.

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chinese spots where you need to wear a jacket hat and gloves during the winter

being called crazy ass white boy all the time

every girl you know has been fucked by at least five or six people you know

asian people waking up going through your trash for bottles and cans

dogs just roaming around

the smell of coco butter on a crowded bus

cuffing a slice of pizza

cuffing anything at the bodega really

that crackhead who tells you they play in the nfl every sunday

free lunch

pools with so many people in them you cant swim or see the dirty diaper on the bottom

when it gets hot and somebody steals the tires off a car and leaves it on milkcrates, but the heat melts the milk crates

only eating sandwiches for dinner

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Those cheap baby blue twin size mattresses

grape drink

queen size mattress tied onto a geo metro

Your own mix of chips from the store in a brown bag

reusing the same chicken grease for a week

throwin up your set on facebook

gettin tatted up by flaco the neighborhood junkie

gettin wooped for touching the skittles

lying and saying you dont have no money to get on the bus

flipping the tongue on your chucks all the fuck the way forward

hood bike laying on the corner

abandoned house/smoke spot

25 cent limbers

pizza place has bars around counter

a bunch of older niggas standin in front of what i assume is a crack spot everyday

poorly painted corner store murals

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Raising the debt ceiling

Eating pizza at California Pizza Kitchen

Being bisexual

Abusing animals

Being part of an internet message forum on bodybuilding

Eating bananas in a car

Becoming a doctor

Having a 1-800 toll free number for your business

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the dopeman down the block has a makeshift apartment which is literally a hole knocked out of a wall in this house and a set of stairs crafted entirely of two by fours and nailed pieces of pallet. how the fuck they got a stove and fridge up there i do not understand.

 

having your twelve year old son run dope bindles for you.

 

mixing product with your seven year old daughter sitting next to you.

 

having a black wife who seems to be cool with a white lady that also stays in your house and has sex with you.

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