DoWhaterIWant Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Schnitzel said: how does bluetooth work? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: seriously? Yeah dude, you didn’t see the thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 18 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: Throat Sphincter 🤷🏻♀️ Honest inquiry here that I will never be able to figure the answer out on my own does it feel the same/react the same to the penis? Well the ASSociation wordplay here made me think of an “ATM”. Whilst many would default to the porn acronym, Myself included, the residual Banker part of My brain thinks “AutoMatic Teller Machine” which further coincides with My take that the excrement covered cash emitted from an ATM machine is the equivalent to the shit an ATM attempt made by a non-enema’d girl would be like. YMMV and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 17 hours ago, One Man Banned said: For research purposes, and to not let your question go unanswered, I will delve into this and get back to you. In the meantime remember, you never go sphincter to sphincter. Well how do you explain how those who rely upon “end to end encryption algorithms” are to go about existing given that they are dependent on getting their assholes reamed by dickheads like Me who see them as completely fucked as the only reason such “encryption” is necessary in the first place is because they are too fucking retarded to focus on themselves and to not touch what isn’t theirs (data, goods, cash, money, belongings women, etc) in the first place. The label features the word “crypt” as it pertains to the soulless and dead inside who partake in such activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 A few random thoughts… Maybe I need to clean these ac filters every other day cause the mf’s ain’t pumpin right. How am I still hurt off those 4 high life’s? Alien titties. I really need to purchase some life insurance. 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 ^^ randomly perplexed but like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 I almost turned you into a hat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 17 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: A few random thoughts… Maybe I need to clean these ac filters every other day cause the mf’s ain’t pumpin right. Just survived some AC woes, and it's been hot as fuk. Clean the filter yes, but also check the back or housing of the unit depending on type of AC and clean that too. Was such a bad pollen year that mine had a coating like tissue paper on it that was fucking with the fan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Goddamn midsummer power outages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 While shopping today i did a price check on a 40 Oz of Colt 45. It was $2.79, when I was drinking 40's back in the 90's they were $1.99. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Fuck your movie theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Two week notice... I'mma gonna do it monday cause fuck those salty menopause hoes 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) p.s black/death metal guitar midi files are thre greatest thing in the world cause i just slap them into my fl studio piano roll , fire up my kontakt vinyl baritone guitar or fender strat then slap amplitube on the effect and set that bitch to the rockabilly preset..and bam surf rock. carcass and mayhem riffs never sounded so tubular until now Edited July 30, 2023 by MOOGLE? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, MOOGLE? said: Two week notice... I'mma gonna do it monday cause fuck those salty menopause hoes give ‘‘em the ol’ glossy glizzy getaway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 one week notice is the new two week notice, 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 2 week notice? When do companies give a 2 week notice they are firing you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 6 hours ago, morton said: one week notice is the new two week notice, Last time I put in a two weeks notice they said don’t come back and we will pay you for the two weeks. It was pretty cool. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Last time I put in one week they asked that I stay for two, so I did. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) 9 hours ago, ndv said: 2 week notice? When do companies give a 2 week notice they are firing you? I actually like my core team that's been there since the original r&d department and and pretty much all the newer ones save for the salty bitches. 2 of the original already transferred back to the other plants , and some office people dipped out to the global office already. I put it in at like 5 this morning, cause I also heard last month the new plant is shutting down for a year due to cost of sow and shit planning. I'm not about to go over to the oldest plant to make summer sausage and be around uber salty menopause women and turbo clicky people that have their whole families working for Johnsonville . I'm gonna go make ford F-150 transmissions and Tesla battery cages with angry people that will tell you they don't like you to your face instead of cultist backstabbing and gossip Edited July 31, 2023 by MOOGLE? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 What you know about getting doodoo out of carpet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 10 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: I'm gonna go make ford F-150 transmissions and Tesla battery cages with angry people that will tell you they don't like you to your face instead of cultist backstabbing and gossip How about making some John Deere in Horicon? Or Sprecher in Glendale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 I need to eat a little more healthy than I have the last few so I'm throwing a banana into my pina colada tonight. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: What you know about getting doodoo out of carpet? I know a guy. If you’re serious, I’ll ask him. I have definitely used him for that service once before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, LUGR said: I know a guy. If you’re serious, I’ll ask him. I have definitely used him for that service once before. Appreciate that, but I got a guy I work with already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 But for realz, I handled shit, pun intended. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Appreciate that, but I got a guy I work with already. My exotic glizzy guy is also my doodoo in carpet guy. Dudes multi talented. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, LUGR said: My exotic glizzy guy is also my doodoo in carpet guy. Dudes multi talented. IDK, let's hope those two things aren't somehow related. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: IDK, let's hope those two things aren't somehow related. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Shouldn't it be pronounced cyb-org and not cy-borg? Sigh-bored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (edited) 14 hours ago, One Man Banned said: How about making some John Deere in Horicon? Or Sprecher in Glendale? Don't feel like moving to be honest. Contemplated heading to Chattanooga around 2018 with my ex , but shit was hella crazy with her family so she wanted to stay and commute on the weekends to west bend wisco to help her uncle on his farm and help her grandma fix up the house the gf's sister and brother trashed , while her brothers pregnant midget wife stayed at our house. Jesus h Christ I honestly can't believe I can type that and not even be joking.. Edited August 1, 2023 by MOOGLE? 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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