random thots

[LUGR]

Or whooped your arse.

[Fist 666]

I've hung out with plenty of outlaws. Set and setting matters. Some of them are legit just scary fucking people all the time.  I think most of them are just regular dirtbags (like those who populate this forum and most of our collective homies) who ride motorcycles. 

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

they were mean lookin' dudes that's for sure.

 

On 8/3/2022 at 7:46 PM, One Man Banned said:

 

 

 

 

Definitely

[One Man Banned]

Check the rockers and other patches.  The more there are, the more likely you're going to get your ass beat if you don't come correct.

 

Recently discovered an after hours Latino motorcycle clubhouse with an interesting array of characters outside.  Def would have been pic worthy.  Me being me I briefly contemplated walking up like hey guys, what do I got to do to join this club?  You have an application or a pamphlet maybe?  But I was on another mission that I could not delay with possible nonsense.

[One Man Banned]

Closest I've come to shitting my pants since ??  Gave a squeeze and felt it wasn't a fart, luckily I was nearby and over water immediately.  Amazingly, my drawers remained clean.

[morton]

I am killing a bit of time at a tourist trap Cafe, the type with more than one type of whipped cream for your waffles.

 

There is a Mexican family enjoying club sandwiches and pancakes, the waitress just brought them an extra order or two of fries and warmed them to watch out for the hot plate.

 

How the tables have turned, amigo, how they have turned. 

[SMdoubleXL]

It’s so fucking beautiful out 

[LUGR]

14 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

Closest I've come to shitting my pants since ??  Gave a squeeze and felt it wasn't a fart, luckily I was nearby and over water immediately.  Amazingly, my drawers remained clean.

Is this the “mission that I could not delay with possible nonsense.”?

 

You should have asked the bikers to use their bathroom. They probably would have asked you to join after you blew up their bathroom.

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said:

It’s so fucking beautiful out 

go back to bed

[LUGR]

2 hours ago, morton said:

I am killing a bit of time at a tourist trap Cafe, the type with more than one type of whipped cream for your waffles.

 

There is a Mexican family enjoying club sandwiches and pancakes, the waitress just brought them an extra order or two of fries and warmed them to watch out for the hot plate.

 

How the tables have turned, amigo, how they have turned. 

 

[One Man Banned]

2 hours ago, LUGR said:

Is this the “mission that I could not delay with possible nonsense.”?

You should have asked the bikers to use their bathroom. They probably would have asked you to join after you blew up their bathroom.

 

No sir, the rails were calling

[One Man Banned]

With an oontz oontz here and an oontz oontz there, here an onntz there an oontz...

[Schnitzel]

On 8/20/2023 at 10:35 PM, LUGR said:

 

 now that is some vintage giffery right there.

 

 

[One Man Banned]

I wonder what places like BK, McD's, Wendys does with all those ends of the tomatoes they don't use

[One Man Banned]

It would appear that I neglected to flush

[Fist 666]

I ain't built for this. 

[LUGR]

15 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

I wonder what places like BK, McD's, Wendys does with all those ends of the tomatoes they don't use

trash

[xen]

I'll bet that's not the last time she says "I got meth in my eye!"

[One Man Banned]

you get into that fight with your seat belt where you keep trying to pull it forward but it keeps locking

[MOOGLE?]

They out of siracha at Walmart again...

[MOOGLE?]

When the shit did ben davis and Dickies work shirts get so expensive ?

 

[DoWhaterIWant]

3 hours ago, MOOGLE? said:

When the shit did ben davis and Dickies work shirts get so expensive ?

 

Generally this sentiment resonates with me shit is getting out of hand but idk where you’re getting your dickies but the work shirts are $25 on their website and 30 at workngear still kinda expensive for what they are but still idk I wear dickies to this day   

[mr.yuck]

What? The last time I bought some Dickies, the whole suit was $20.

[MOOGLE?]

@mr.yuck like 23 for 1 cotton button up ,43 for 1 ben davis , red kap 24-30 for 1 .

 

@DoWhaterIWant i just started looking online cause my way in stores is fleetfarm carhart country , so places like walmart only carry wrangler and dickies pants.

 

this shit makes me miss mexican fleamarkets in cali so much ...cause i woulda dropped 200 on 6 weeks worth of bootleg dickies and left sipping on a big ass cup of horchata.

 

also lmao im free of the glizzy cult

Edited August 25, 2023 by MOOGLE?

[One Man Banned]

try not to picture Nancy Pelosi naked

[mr.yuck]

6 minutes ago, One Man Banned said:

try not to picture Nancy Pelosi naked

 

Those jugs though.

[One Man Banned]

Soon enough I'll be out there preventing rust and not even thinking or caring about other shit in life

[One Man Banned]

Any of those crazy boner kill porn vids where guys like getting their wang mangled or shit stuck in it needs to be filed away in its own back section where others don't have to be subjected to it.  People.

[One Man Banned]

It's a fine line between people are human/imperfect, and people suck.

[One Man Banned]

It's not even that I'm still raging on rage-ahol, it's that people keep being stupid.

 

Lately been thinking about how people like to hold themselves above others.  Probably the worst are people who occupy some position of status or power.  Even if you just give someone a title, they suddenly feel above.  Problem is people are people.  These holier than types pick their nose at the traffic light or don't pick up their dog's shit when they think no one is looking.  They're human, imperfect...