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You caught my eye at the diner this morning, you didn't look familiar, must be in town looking into the murders. Just wanted to formally make your acquaintance and say if you need anything at all don't hesitate to ask. Don't want to take up anymore of your time, I know you're really busy, have a good day inspector. 

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1 hour ago, MOOGLE? said:

Beef jerky Taki's are the product of the devil to control the bowels of people with bad impulse control.

 

My asshole burns so much right now.

 

yesterday, I was gonna quote your Takis pic post with "RIP Butthole"

 

maybe next time when you're feeling adventurous...

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17 minutes ago, One Man Banned said:

@ndvwasn't it you who was going to get that single ghost pepper chip?

 

Yes.  I still have it in my pantry.  NicklesandDimes wanted me to tiktok myself eating it.  But I am not too sure I wanna RIP my Butthole, little alone consume something that hot.  

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1 hour ago, Schnitzel said:

racist stereotypes aside the Pad Thai smells like the dog.

 

 really weird.

You could imagine the dog smells like the Pad Thai but the other way round???

 

 

 

 

I have a bit about that, god wants to go home for the weekend and smells are taking too long so he makes the rest of shit smell like wet dog to expedite the process

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12 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

Do people still break into cars?

 

Yes, or at least in Montrose Houston they do. 

 

When I was living in the Montrose area, which is right out side of down town h-town we would get a lot of homeless people making their way thru (using our street to get to shelter homes) when they were out of their fix, needed a shower, and food.  So they would break into people's cars for whatever they could steel and pawn to support their next fix.  

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