Schnitzel Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, where said: If you say pickles, people assume its cucumbers. guilty as charged.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Since then, every time I see Guy Fieri on tv Gay Fieri comes to mind then I laugh @One Man Banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 I came up with a quote today... im sure there's some iteration of it already: "Unchecked American exceptionalism becomes brazen American arrogance." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Amazing that i can shoot mother fuckers all day long on COD but i try to message some idiot in the game that he's about to die using that gun and the words gun and die get censored. ..the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 6 hours ago, ndv said: Since then, every time I see Guy Fieri on tv Gay Fieri comes to mind then I laugh @One Man Banned ?? Celebrities we can do without? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 why is the internet in my world so small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 what are you yelling for- you made me cut off mid stream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 16 hours ago, abrasivesaint said: Amazing that i can shoot mother fuckers all day long on COD but i try to message some idiot in the game that he's about to die using that gun and the words gun and die get censored. ..the fuck. What gun are you telling mother fuckers not to use so I don’t use it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 I've found it much easier to comply wearing a mask while throwing a molotov cocktail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 I am going to save all kinds of money on take out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Isn’t it simply “Earth Day” I see people using the hashtag #NationalEarthDay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 5 hours ago, where said: What gun are you telling mother fuckers not to use so I don’t use it Haha, i forget exactly but i think he was hiding in a field with a shotgun. It wasnt so much the gun but how he was using it. He got fucked up like 2 seconds later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 gotta pee....but here i sit...reading other people's random thots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, CALIgula said: gotta pee....but here i sit...reading other people's random thots You sit to pee? Edited April 24, 2020 by Hua Guofang 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Hua Guofang said: You sit to pee? Still haven't adjusted from prison life 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Sleep would be cool 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Completely wack! This president of ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 how come most females in porn don a French mani? is that what the majority of men find sexy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: how come most females in porn don a French mani? is that what the majority of men find sexy? I actually love when a female rocks a French tips... that's what my senior ball date had. But i guess it's old school and played out. On a side note, i like almonds and coffins but stilettos look like claws. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 8 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: how come most females in porn don a French mani? is that what the majority of men find sexy? Majority of men could care less about a woman's nail color as long as her hand is touching our wang 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Related: A friend of mine makes the joke that he doesn't have the ability to be picky and have a fetish/kink, he's just lucky that a girl will let him see them in their underwear. Re nails: I prefer low maintenance, and would seriously hesitate dating a woman who consistently had anything special done to nails, hair, make up, etc. If we wake up on a weekend morning and it takes your ass over 15 minutes to get "presentable" to the outside world just to go on a hike then I will be wholly annoyed with you. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Fist 666 said: and it takes your ass over 15 minutes to get "presentable" to the outside world I am taking it Goth Chicks may have a slim to no chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Who invented the basketball game "horse"? I'm convinced it was a couple of teens giggling as it spells ho and hor.... and the plural of hor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I'm crushing this bag of twizzlers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 It used to be a shameful thing to post a funny picture that had already been posted. Society is going to hell in a hand basket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Don’t ask ‘why?’ don't gotta tell a lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I ain’t clicking on this shit, fuck that. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 6 hours ago, ndv said: I am taking it Goth Chicks may have a slim to no chance If it's just casual dating and fucking, I'll put up with a fair amount of stupidity. But if were "serious," nah, no chance any face that takes over 30 minutes to put on isn't worth the wait... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Drue_Down said: I ain’t clicking on this shit, fuck that. But page 2 right off tha bat is perfection 👌 - its hilarious 😆 Edited April 25, 2020 by ndv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 2 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Don’t ask ‘why?’ don't gotta tell a lie But for real, 'why' did you join the juggalo group? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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