Cool_Hand Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Shout outs to RIPSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I've reached a point in my life where I have to wear wifebeaters or else several times throughout the day my belly hair will get pinched by my belt somehow and cause excruciating pain and some mild swearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 that moment when you realize chest hair is visibly protruding through your shirt at work = the peak of swaggerlessness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I've reached a point in my life where I have to wear wifebeaters or else several times throughout the day my belly hair will get pinched by my belt somehow and cause excruciating pain and some mild swearing. POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS: 1. shave or trim down. sounds like you have some long belly hairs 2. loosen your pants. sounds like your pants are riding pretty high or maybe to tight 3. wear a shirt undernear your other shirt and keep it tucked in. 4. get a new belt. like this one maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Came across this... 12oz's own Mero interviewing the cast of "That Awkward Moment" https://myspace.com/myspace/video/couples-therapy-with-the-cast-of-that-awkward-moment-/109496701 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 is that really mero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Came across this... 12oz's own Mero interviewing the cast of "That Awkward Moment" https://myspace.com/myspace/video/couples-therapy-with-the-cast-of-that-awkward-moment-/109496701 is that really mero? Yeah... glad he's gettin' some shine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS: 1. shave or trim down. sounds like you have some long belly hairs 2. loosen your pants. sounds like your pants are riding pretty high or maybe to tight 3. wear a shirt undernear your other shirt and keep it tucked in. 4. get a new belt. like this one maybe ] #3 is why I'm going with the wifebeaters. I might try trimming 'em up and see how that works. I like the belt I have, Its a good leather one that I've had for almost ten years now. Broken in real well. And I wear my pants where they're supposed to sit. I have to lift and move a lot of stuff at work, sagging or too high would be massively problematic. Also, the hairier I get the more bellybutton lint I seem to produce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Yeah... glad he's gettin' some shine... word. howd he even get that gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Doesn't he have a podcast in NY? I remember listening to some of it a few weeks ago. He is doing big things I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 #3 is why I'm going with the wifebeaters. I might try trimming 'em up and see how that works. I like the belt I have, Its a good leather one that I've had for almost ten years now. Broken in real well. And I wear my pants where they're supposed to sit. I have to lift and move a lot of stuff at work, sagging or too high would be massively problematic. Also, the hairier I get the more bellybutton lint I seem to produce you have a gut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Doesn't he have a podcast in NY? I remember listening to some of it a few weeks ago. He is doing big things I see Yeah... "Desus vs. Mero"... That shit is funny. I thought Episode 3 was the funniest thus far: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/complex-presents-desus-vs./id786526073?mt=2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/user/Luvs3BGlued?feature=watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Fucking christ, Mero gotta be like the 17th motherfucker I know in real life who went on to be famous for one thing or another. I just pulled that number out my ass, but it's probably close to accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 you have a gut? Nope just hairy, where it doesn't count... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 BLACK PPL http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cdc_1391142748 WHITE PPL http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aaf_1391038929 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 GHETTO PPL SUBURB PPL BME: Tell me a little about yourself. MICHELLE: I am twenty-seven years old, five and a half feet tall and 135 pounds. I reside in Denver, Colorado. I am married to the adult actress, BisexualBritni and have been for almost eight years. BME: And tell me a little about your difficulties with sex addiction? MICHELLE: I have a huge problem with sex addiction and have been trying to shed light on the fact that women suffer from sex addiction as well as men. I have been fired from every job I have ever had for having sex on the job. I had affairs on my first husband to the point where he killed himself. I have had almost thirty affairs on Britni, and my marriage with her is in shambles. I will betray anyone, at any time, to have sex with men or women. When I tried to fight my addiction and not have sex with people, I got myself jailed three times for domestic assaults on Britni. I have been confined to mental institutions twice for my outbursts that stem from not acting on my addiction. I have desperately tried to get help for my addiction, but all the hospitals who treat sexual addictions only cater to men and have no facilities for women. I currently attend Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA) meetings and am doing the best I can with my addiction. BME: When did the tattooing process begin? MICHELLE: I started the tattoo process during the time I was initially trying not to act out on my addiction. Since I was trying hard not to actually have sex with everyone I spoke to during a day, my sexual addiction came out in other ways. My mind could not, would not, and could not stop focusing on sex 24/7 — I was wet and turned on all day, every day. My pussy ached so bad for attention that I could barely function. I combated this, and in an attempt not to cheat on Britni again, I started tattooing what I was thinking on my body. The tattoo process — the pain — helped release the endorphins I live for, and when I looked in a mirror I could see what I was addicted to. Of course, being a sex addict, once I realized that the sexual tattoos made me feel better, I started doing a lot of them and I will be adding many more. BME: How did the tattoos progress? MICHELLE: I started with the “Cum Slut” tattoo and had no intentions of going further at that point. Then, while I was obsessing about sex, I would think of another tattoo and go have that done. Then, another and another. The words got more direct as the tattoos went on. By the time I was at “cum in me” and “fuck my whore ass”, I started to realize I was acting on my sexual addiction in a different way. I can barely go a day without having sex, and everything I do in my life is geared toward having sex. I can have four extramarital affairs a week and not break a sweat or feel any guilt — my body drives me toward sex to a degree most doctors have never heard of. BME: Do any of the tattoos show while you’re out in public? MICHELLE: The two girls kissing on my chest shows up daily in most everything I wear, and since I often wear bare midriff shirts, the “cum slut” and “cum in me” tattoos show up rather often. Plus, I have the lesbian tattoo on my lower left ankle and script that says “girls will do girls” — plenty of people see them, and plenty are offended by them I am sure. Though my wife is the adult actress, and I have posed for very few adult-type photos, the Internet’s reaction to the tattoos has been overwhelming — I was sort of surprised actually. BME is the first to publish my photos on an actual website. BME: What would you say to feminists that say the tattoos are negative toward women? MICHELLE: Feminists bother me. They decide what is good and bad for women in the same way men do. I will do what I please, when I please, and that is feminism. I will or will not get whatever tattoo I like. BME: Who did the tattoos? Was it hard to convince them? MICHELLE: In LA, the ink was done by Nathan’s Tattoo on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and in Denver, the work was done by Low Life Tattoo on Broadway. I have to stay with those shops as quite a few won’t do this sort of work. I was told “no thanks” several times before I found artists open minded enough to do what I asked them for. Nathan’s Tattoo in LA really enjoyed doing this sort of work. I think it was new and different to them, and a break from the same old stuff. BME: What do your partners think of the ink? MICHELLE: Men absolutely love the ink. They like to act out what my tattoos say — “fuck my whore pussy” and so on. Britni thinks they are hot, as do many other girls I have had sex with. People basically love the ink until I upset them, or say no to having sex with them — then they are easy targets for insults… “What kind of loser tattoos themselves with shit like that?” or “I bet your mom and dad are proud of you.” BME: Have doctors said anything about them? MICHELLE: A handful of doctors have seen them and said nothing. I can see it in their eyes when they read them, but to their credit, they say nothing. I did have one nurse in a mental hospital go down on me after asking a few questions about my tattoos. So the ink seems to have prompted at least one healthcare professional to act improperly. I was just surprised it was a woman that did it, and not a man. BME: Your ‘A’ is a Scarlet Letter reference I assume? MICHELLE: Yes, you’re right. It is a scarlet letter and brands me as the Adultress that I am. I don’t mean to have the affairs that I have, but I seem powerless to stop them. If someone pays attention to me, the only thing I can think about, until I have sex with them, is having sex with them. BME: When you call yourself “The Pass Around Girl”, is that literal, or is it a persona? MICHELLE: My last job was an $80,000 a year position as a supervisor for RTD in Denver — I was fired for having sex with the people I supervised. I found out I was known as the “pass around girl” by the bus drivers. It was not a term of endearment, I assure you. The term just sort of stuck, and that is often how I am referred to, and I often refer to myself as such. BME: Thank you! Finally, how can people get in touch with you? MICHELLE: I hope my story has been able to help people — Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MekA_OnES? Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Fucking christ, Mero gotta be like the 17th motherfucker I know in real life who went on to be famous for one thing or another. I just pulled that number out my ass, but it's probably close to accurate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 http://www2.illinois.gov/idoc/Offender/Pages/InmateSearch.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 desus vs mero is enjoyable. it skews worldstar a little too much too often but there's still funny shit in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+plus+ Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 ah im drunk this is not the shoes thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Came across this... 12oz's own Mero interviewing the cast of "That Awkward Moment" https://myspace.com/myspace/video/couples-therapy-with-the-cast-of-that-awkward-moment-/109496701 bump been on desus bs mero laughing my ass off :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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