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Apparently, the power of meth was compelling 31-year-old Bryan Adams. The Okeechobee County man was arrested after abducting his own 11-year-old son at 3 a.m. in order to perform an exorcism. He then led police on a violent foot chase, and after being caught he turned in a gruesome mugshot.

The boy's mother had recently separated from Adams due to his heavy drug use. On January 15, Adams showed up at the woman's work place and demanded her car keys and custody of the children. He also mentioned that he kept seeing demons. The mother refused, but Adams showed up early the next morning at about 3 a.m. and snatched his son from his bedroom.

 

"You are the demon. You are the demon," Adams allegedly told the pajama-clad boy. "And you know what I must do."

 

Adams absconded with the boy to nearby woods. Police were called in and eventually tracked him down. He put up a fight and ran from deputies. They eventually needed both a K-9 unit and a Taser to apprehend him. Police noted that Adams showed abnormal strength and, apparently, didn't feel pain.

 

He was taken to a hospital and later admitted to having been high on meth.

 

Luckily, save for a small injury to his heel, the boy was OK.

 

Adams now faces charges of child abuse, resisting arrest, and aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer.

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The Tin Man has a rather sad history, he was originally a Munchkin named Nick Chopper. His father was a woodman who chopped down trees, and when Nick grew up he became a woodman as well.

 

After his parents died, Nick decided to marry, and fell in love with a beautiful Munchkin girl named Nimmie Amee, who worked as the servant of an old woman. This old woman did not want to lose Nimee Amee, so she paid the Wicked Witch of the East two sheep and a cow to prevent her marriage to Nick. The Witch enchanted his axe to chop off all of his body parts one by one. After each accident, a tinsmith replaced the lost part with a tin one until eventually his entire body was made of tin. But his new tin body had no heart, so he lost his love for Nimmie Amee.

 

Some time later he was caught out in the forest during a storm and rusted solid. He stood there for a year until Dorothy and the Scarecrow found him. He decided to join them in their journey to the Emerald City and ask the Wizard of Oz to give him a heart. The Wizard sent them to destroy the Wicked Witch of the West, and after they succeeded the Winkies asked the Tin Woodman to be their ruler. He chose to return to the Emerald City with his companions where they discovered that the Wizard was a humbug. The Wizard cut a hole in the Tin Woodman's chest and inserted a silk heart stuffed with sawdust, which proved to be very soft and tender. (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

 

This tenderness remained with him even after he became Emperor of the Winkies, as evidenced when he refused to let a butterfly be killed for the casting of a spell. (The Patchwork Girl of Oz)

 

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The good friends help one another

TyciolAdded by Tyciol

When Dorothy returned home to her farm in Kansas, the Tin Woodman returned to the Winkie Country to rule as emperor. He had himself nickel-plated and later had his subjects construct a palace made entirely of tin — from the architecture all the way down to the flowers in the garden. The grounds also feature tin statues of the Emperor's personal friends. (The Road to Oz)

 

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The Tin Woodman of Oz

Queenbean3Added by Queenbean3

The Tin Woodman has had many other occupations as well as that of Woodman and Emperor. He commanded Princess Ozma's army and was briefly turned into a tin whistle. (Ozma of Oz) He also served as defense counsel in the trial of Eureka the kitten. (Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz)

 

Nick Chopper finally set out to find his lost love, Nimmie Amee, but discovered that she had already married a man constructed partly out of his own discarded limbs. For the Tin Woodman, this encounter with his former fiancée is almost as jarring as his experience being transformed into a tin owl, meeting another tin man, and conversing with his ill-tempered original head.

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