Dirty_habiT Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 11 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I was just cruising around Zillow in my hometown and clicking random red dots. I clicked on one and it happened to be the same house I was living in 20 years ago with my homie and his moms in this fucked up ass neighborhood. Although we made the best of it and had some fun times, there were a lot of people that never made it out of that neighborhood. A lot of these memories are terrible and I’m in my feels a little right now. I guess my mans mom escaped in 2008 and sold that shit hole for 45k. It looks like some one tried to remodel it and gave up. The money these houses are going for now is retarded. There are a lot of new neighborhoods popping up in my area that are for rent or lease only. Kind of alarming and I'm surprised that "Americans" are somehow ok with putting "the dream" aside to rent indefinitely. When you die in your rental and shart yourself they'll just splash hot soapy water across the tile floors and paint the walls. Ready for the next tenant. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, +plus+ said: i am terrified of pregnant women But at least you know they a hoe. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Been a awhile. Dropped in to show some love for a fallen brother. Gone 20 years now. Crazy how time flies. Be safe you delinquents. ✌️ 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: There are a lot of new neighborhoods popping up in my area that are for rent or lease only. Kind of alarming and I'm surprised that "Americans" are somehow ok with putting "the dream" aside to rent indefinitely. When you die in your rental and shart yourself they'll just splash hot soapy water across the tile floors and paint the walls. Ready for the next tenant. interestng topic... i don't think people are okay with it. i think most people want to own a place (and i think a good chunk of them understand that a home is an appreciating asset, one of the single biggest factors in whether you are financially stable or not). but institutional investors like banks and investment firms and pension funds have also realized that homes are supposed to appreciate forever, indefinitely. so they've all added real estate to their portfolios, adding even more fuel to some markets. it's nakedly unsustainable. i know people who are paying 50-60% of their income just to own, or people who are paying less but have to drive 1-3 hours to get anywhere just because they want to own. a curse. Edited January 11, 2022 by Elena Delle Donne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 17 hours ago, mr.yuck said: it happened to be the same house I was living in 20 years ago with my homie and his moms in this fucked up ass neighborhood You bang your homie's mom? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 6 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: Kind of alarming and I'm surprised that "Americans" are somehow ok with putting "the dream" aside to rent indefinitely. When you die in your rental and shart yourself they'll just splash hot soapy water across the tile floors and paint the walls. Ready for the next tenant. if you had a good rental system with a bit more control over I think it could be to your advantage in a way. if the rent isn't too much more than repayments would be and you don't have to travel long distances and pay for repairs then it could be a viable option and invest your cheese elsewhere. It wouldn't work for me but doubtless there are lots of people it would work for. My slice of the Australian dream comes with a side serve of constantly maintaining my place and that cost would be the landlord's. But I think it would work better with private landlords not with an institution Recall reading about some institutions having around 85,000 rental properties they own and that isn't great. they would have too much power. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) i'm a renter now in a city with good rent control (by american standards) and living well within my means on rent too. 40,000 people have left the city in the past two years, cooling off the market here. i'm going to buy when baby boomers really start dying in 5 years or so. Edited January 11, 2022 by Elena Delle Donne 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: if you had a good rental system with a bit more control over I think it could be to your advantage in a way. if the rent isn't too much more than repayments would be and you don't have to travel long distances and pay for repairs then it could be a viable option and invest your cheese elsewhere. It wouldn't work for me but doubtless there are lots of people it would work for. My slice of the Australian dream comes with a side serve of constantly maintaining my place and that cost would be the landlord's. But I think it would work better with private landlords not with an institution Recall reading about some institutions having around 85,000 rental properties they own and that isn't great. they would have too much power. I can't imagine any scenario where me giving my money to my landlord so he can pay HIS mortgage + profit is good. Renting to people isn't to be a good guy and help them, it's a supplemental form of income. I'd be the worst landlord because I'd be raising your rent every single year by more than your boss raises your pay every year..... because profit..... and when you decide that you don't like it anymore, then c-ya! Someone else with more money will be happy to come pay my mortgage. I can't think of any way to spin renting as a good thing whether it's cars or houses..... also it is not the case in Austin that "rent is cheap". It's anything but. It's expensive and I can see how that forces people into permanent renting because they'll never save enough to buy something of their own living check to check due to high rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: You bang your homie's mom? yerrrk! Lol Penny used to make bitches mad uncomfortable while they were scurrying in and out of the back door. Hopefully they could make it out without Penny cussing these “slut ass white bitches” out the back door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Elena Delle Donne said: i'm a renter now in a city with good rent control (by american standards) and living well within my means on rent too. 40,000 people have left the city in the past two years, cooling off the market here. i'm going to buy when baby boomers really start dying in 5 years or so. I was reading up on Korea and how their rent system works. Apparently one way of renting is to put down a large chunk of money into an escrow type account that creates interest. The landlord collects the interest payments as rent. When you want to move you get all of your money back and are never behind. Everyone wins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 36 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I was reading up on Korea and how their rent system works. Apparently one way of renting is to put down a large chunk of money into an escrow type account that creates interest. The landlord collects the interest payments as rent. When you want to move you get all of your money back and are never behind. Everyone wins. if we didn't hate poor people we would let rent payments build credit or make them partially deductible in the way that mortgages are. alas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) I feel like hate is the wrong word. Indifference followed closely by annoyance. Edited January 12, 2022 by mr.yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Last two places I rented used an automatic lease payment service that had the option of reporting your lease payments on your credit, and any account (including the one rent was paid from) can earn interest, and receive automatic deposits from investments. If we're being honest, Americans are economically retarded compared to Koreans, it's not because they have these programs over there. It's just that we almost never spend less than what we make here, no matter the income level. Only a very small percentage of renters here would even have enough net worth saved up to have interest cover the utilities bills, let alone rent. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 13, 2022 Author Share Posted January 13, 2022 Renting is behind me now. Ain’t never lookin back. Fuck a landlord….till I’m one myself lol. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Well so I asked my buddy if he tried any breast milk. He said his girl got mad at him. I asked why, and his response was. I went home and asked her if I could knock her up so I can suck on your titties because I wanna see if breast milk upsets my stomach. He said, she told him NO, and you're not having any of my vreadt milk, that's gross and that's for babies. So at this point I told him about the ladies selling their milk for 6 pounds and ounce. So now I gotta get him some. Hang tight everyone, this may take a little longer to get yall answer than I thought. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Lol. Not longer than getting his old lady knocked up to try some boobie juice. What if she had a kid and then she was unable to produce milk. Now this foo got a kid with none of the reward. That’s a bad plan and thank god his old lady curved him! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 She's about to birth him a payment plan, and not come with any tiddey milk. America hates dick owners. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 I have around 12/15 pouches of said breast milk in my freezer. Reckon I could just thaw one out and have a glass. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 Quick poll. Should I drink or sell??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Got the wool socks cats chewed em up on the kitchen counter, same night delivered, while I was sleeping, before I could unwrap them 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 1 hour ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Quick poll. Should I drink or sell??? never get high on your own supply. maybe just a little taste. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 @KILZ FILLZnow you gotta starve your cats for actin a fool. Solid choice on the pink selection. I have lots of pink socks. They’re quite warm and fashionable. CoOl stOrY. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 @NightmareOnElmStreetafter living so much of my life wearing dickies and AAA blank tees, I’ve made a change over the last few years and am now very ‘pro taking fashion risks’ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 22 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Quick poll. Should I drink or sell??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 I’m getting really tired of people letting their dogs shit in that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street info that of my house and not picking it up. Especially when it’s right next to my van and I step in the shit first thing in the morning. I have been thinking of taking pictures of these peoples faces and making little flag markers out of them so I can mark where they didn’t pick up their dog shit for everyone that walks by to see. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 17 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I’m getting really tired of people letting their dogs shit in that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street info that of my house and not picking it up. Especially when it’s right next to my van and I step in the shit first thing in the morning. I have been thinking of taking pictures of these peoples faces and making little flag markers out of them so I can mark where they didn’t pick up their dog shit for everyone that walks by to see. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 9 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I’m getting really tired of people letting their dogs shit in that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street info that of my house and not picking it up. Especially when it’s right next to my van and I step in the shit first thing in the morning. I have been thinking of taking pictures of these peoples faces and making little flag markers out of them so I can mark where they didn’t pick up their dog shit for everyone that walks by to see. Camera system for the crib with automatic alerts/notifications. Zoned sprinkler system (That you can turn on manually with your phone) for the grass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 If we are going to get into all that we need to see how Kalashnikov is getting along with the bums on his treelawn. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I’m getting really tired of people letting their dogs shit in that little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street info that of my house and not picking it up. Especially when it’s right next to my van and I step in the shit first thing in the morning. I have been thinking of taking pictures of these peoples faces and making little flag markers out of them so I can mark where they didn’t pick up their dog shit for everyone that walks by to see. I have punked people for this shit - get real jail house with a couple motherfuckers and that shit will cease with a quickness. I feel you @mr.yuck shit gets me heated! Edited January 16, 2022 by fat ralphy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 3 hours ago, morton said: If we are going to get into all that we need to see how Kalashnikov is getting along with the bums on his treelawn. @Kalashnikovany updates? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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