abrasivesaint Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 1/22/2020 at 11:54 PM, Diesu said: A light just turned on by itself outside my bathroom. Switched it off about 15 minutes ago. It happened once before about 2 years ago, i rationalized it as the switch sticking then slowly popping loose and not a poltergeist.. The cat shows no sign awareness of any immediate spirit activity.. Its 5.53am Was the light switch actually flipping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesu Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 8 hours ago, abrasivesaint said: Was the light switch actually flipping? Nah prob just slowly popped out to switch the light on. Never had a genuine experience but talking to people who have I believe they exist 👻 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 8 hours ago, abrasivesaint said: Use of the word “credentials.” I have to use this word for work all the time when asking people for login credentials. I, too, am annoyed by people referring to something as a piece. It's like they want to sound cultured or something and maybe they should have a monocle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I see your monocle and raise you a fully trained peregrine falcon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 On 1/22/2020 at 3:24 PM, mr.yuck said: My new favorite thing is to flick on my signal and instantly start drifting into their lane. I know my truck goes first and the trailer follows shortly after. People dramatically slam their brakes, lay on their horn, give me the finger, violently yell and scream. Once im over, i like to roll down my window stick my arm out and give them the thumbs up, letting them know they did a good job getting out of the way. I like to wave at people that are acting like assholes one the road almost like I'm telling them "thank you". I know it has to make them even more upset to have me thinking they're being a nice guy when they're trying their hardest to be an upset wuss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 gum trees. all the Aussies who live in suburbia will understand. 10 months a year dumping pounds of leaves that don't rot just clog up your guttering 1 month a year dropping pounds of leaves hat don't rot just clog up your guttering and little bits of flowers 1 month a year dropping pounds of leaves hat don't rot just clog up your guttering and these little gumnut covers that have spikes on them so you tread on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Today I went to Lil Doddy.... it's a burger place that is a smaller offshoot of Hop Doddy. Hop Doddy is really good, Lil Doddy is pretty good too.... but not as good. Anyway, as we get to the guy that takes your order, I notice he's the same super overly chipper/helpful attitude guy that annoyed me a little bit last time. NOBODY is in that good of a mood at work. So I ordered the El Diablo, which comes with some spicy sauce and fresh jalapeno slices on it. Right after I order it mega chipper dude is like "I just have one question, are you ready for your face to melt off?" O_o So anyway, I've had this burger before, it's not spicy. You could use the spicy stuff in it for eye drops and be fine. My pet peeve is when things say they're spicy on the menu but they're like punk bitch spicy.... like might burn your 5 year olds mouth a little bit spicy. I have mad respect for restaurants that will actually make food on the verge of too hot to eat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 If I’m passing people in the left hand lane going 80+ and some fucking dingbat gets on my ass my and feels like they need to pass me going 1 mph faster. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I get over to let them then go back to the left lane to pass the other traffic. That's how it's supposed to work anyway. props on not driving the speed limit like a plebe. I do 95mph on a near daily basis. @where Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said: I get over to let them then go back to the left lane to pass the other traffic. That's how it's supposed to work anyway. I usually follow them to their destination and punk their fucking asses 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 When youre trying to quit a substance and automatically someone comes by with an abundance of that said substance and for free or some shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 @Moe Szyslak- those aren't your friends. If you tell someone like that that you're quitting and they still bring it around you it's disrespect. You'll find that once you don't do that substance together you won't have much in common with that person and they're not really that great of a "friend" anyway. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, where said: I usually follow them to their destination and punk their fucking asses I dunno what state you're in but people here in Texas are really happy about their guns. Road raging in TX is a poor decision. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 We dont talk back. We bust caps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 To add on to what I was saying earlier.... if you intend to quit, it's good to let your "friends" know that it's your intention. They, if they care about you at all, will help keep you accountable for what you said. It's not their responsibility to fix your addiction problem but the ones that are willing to help truly do care about your well being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: To add on to what I was saying earlier.... if you intend to quit, it's good to let your "friends" know that it's your intention. They, if they care about you at all, will help keep you accountable for what you said. It's not their responsibility to fix your addiction problem but the ones that are willing to help truly do care about your well being. wrong thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 No, read back a few comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 People breaking things I’ve had for decades. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 4:20 PM, Steel Schnauzer said: People breaking things I’ve had for decades. Craigslist has some second hand wills to live if you want some again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 People who go under the speed limit on highways/freeways People who drive slow in the fast lane/don't use left lane for passing only People who get in my 3 foot circle / Personal space. Nosey People People who lack mutual respect (especially the younger generation) Lazy people at work 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 9 hours ago, WorldBench said: People who go under the speed limit on highways/freeways People who drive slow in the fast lane/don't use left lane for passing only People who get in my 3 foot circle / Personal space. Nosey People People who lack mutual respect (especially the younger generation) Lazy people at work Amen to all of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 People who need to lick their fingertip before turning pages or flipping through papers. Seems all the more relevant now. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 People who fucking crinkle empty water bottles 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Everyone’s an artist or entrepreneur 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Gladfly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 People with vegan as their personality. Vapid ig hoes who do that stick out butt pose and give advice about living life to the fullest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 stop keeping peeves as pets, they belong in the wild 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Toilets that hide the turd, playing fucking mind games with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorydays Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 people who don't flush after peeing no, you're not saving the fucking planet 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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