sausage party Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 So you thought ud even your karma out by stealing something>>? Real Smart buddy i didnt say even out, i said perpetuate the shitty karma. meaning i dont give a shit about karma. real good reading buddy. negd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 go to Best Buy, Wal-Mart, Target, etc. Purchase Visa gift cards. Get caught on camera. Go to prison. Cry to mom. Faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 If you send me a blank check with an additional $50 in cash I'll send you back a check for $25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Go to federal prison in manhattan and write a fake blog in a fake British accent whilst using corrlinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Wait, Wait, I've got it. You could go to prison for check forgery but snitch your way to freedom on some Nicky Barnes shit then profit from the movie that tells your story and the story of this thread. I'll direct the movie, we'll get Malcolm Jamal Warner to play the role of Theo Huxtable and the buthurt people in here will be played by actual crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I stole a jacket once, out of an apartment building. should i feel bad?? guize?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 It was colder than a witches titty that night I almost froze to death, fuck you man. I want my rainbow print on white hoody jacket back, that shit matches my Cope2 backpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 It matched my sneakers bro!! i.. i... don't know what to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 this shit should have been closed on pg 1. mods are slacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Wait, Wait, I've got it. You could go to prison for check forgery but snitch your way to freedom on some Nicky Barnes shit then profit from the movie that tells your story and the story of this thread. I'll direct the movie, we'll get Malcolm Jamal Warner to play the role of Theo Huxtable and the buthurt people in here will be played by actual crabs. Wait Did you really just encourage someone to SNITCH? Just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 CRAAAAAAB PEEEEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Wait, the buthurt people in here will be played by actual crabs. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I LAUGHED AT THAT TOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I was taking a shower nh and thought "the oontz will know wat to do, those niggers be stupid" Man, you're lucky you "no homo"-ed that sentence. Taking showers is so fucking faggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 no homo bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 you think about us while you're naked and wet YOUHOMO don't worry if i write graff i write checks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 furthermore, the only place i can think of that even accept checks ALWAYS ask for ID plus, anyone under 40 using a check looks suspect as fuck regardless thread rules mentally retarded 13 year old stole all the wet naps saick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Stolen photos of 13 mental retards shooting blanks on year old Czechs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 haha.. nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Once again.... BARTER SYSTEM TRADE THEM TO A TWEAKER IN EXCHANGE FOR SOMETHING... LIKE A BIKE THAT THE TWEAKER STOLE. TWEAKERS ARE QLWAYS CRUISING STOLEN MTN BIKES N SHIT....accidental caps lock my bad Let another scumbag take the fall Edit- what IDIOT leaves their bag with their personal checks just layIng around in the backyards at a house party anyway?? Some people are morons. Their fault their shit got jacked IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I know a fellow oontzer (who shall remain nameless, although I think it was 15+ yrs. ago), with first hand experience with check fraud. It didn't end well as I recall. Also, What Boats said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 man, first of all checks are mad sketch. wouldnt recommend it. super slime on jacking someones bag. ive had my shit jacked and it sucked. like first real world job pay check cashed, phone, ipod, wallet all of it. on the other hand........... my friends just took care of me and it all ended up working out and what comes around goes around. learned my leason and even if i was at a friends party i would never leave my bag unattended for hours with intoxicated people milling about. fail on both parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 make it out to the charity of your choice for like a thousand bucks. "Thats not my signature. I dont give a fuck that those schoolkids need books." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iloveboxcars Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 i did the credit card fraud about 13 or 14 years ago. it wasn't that great when the police showed up. but man, i had hella shit after all that. it was definitely worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 STEALS SOMEONE BAG AT A PARTY, MY FACE AFTER FINDING BLANK CHECKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 this thread is easily the funniest shit ive seen on 12oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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