Tavaruawon Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 What are checks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Pretty awesome when you have people over for a party and some asshole steals someone's gear. Side-note: Maybe you can find some dumb prostitue who will take a check. Karma is gonna smile on you.:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 so whatd you buy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 still going... 'ey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 6, 2011 Author Share Posted April 6, 2011 STEAL SOMEONES BAG AT A PARTY, GET FREE VIP FOR TWO WEEKS! dude. do it gimme vip brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 I read the first post, jumped to here and took a quick look at the picture of the woman that injury posted so there may very well be content that I have overlooked in my analysis of this thread. My friends older brother did three years in the Arizona state pen for writing 800 dollars of bad checks, with his own checks. So, be sure you have the knowledge and dedication before you go wondering off into the glamorous world of check fraud. Winners only in that club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 3 years for 800 dollars. friends cousin did 12 months for 1500 worth of drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 buy a wooden dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bation Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 i was is in a similar situation and stole someones bag once, thinking about the wonders that await me inside of it. when i left i opened it up and found nothing except medicine. an inhaler and diabetes stuff. i had never felt so bad in my life. i put it back. karma is a motherfucker. you need to return that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Last week my bike was stolen. it was partly my own fault. I left it locked up downtown for too long because my friend lost the key and i was "too busy" doing other shit to get it. so its gone. im an idiot. fast forward to last night. I decide to perpetuate the shitty karma. Im in the back yard at a party with some friends when i see a messenger bag on the ground near me, jus' hangin'. I use my better judgment and leave it alone. an hour and about three drinks later, i see that fuckin bag, just sitting there, begging me to take it. "come on dude, just pick me up! no ones gonna notice" I ignore it and get back to partying. we decide to leave and walk right by it, i pick it up and throw it in a corner, five minutes later scooped it and went home. upon looking in the bag i found, among other things, a bunch of this persons checks. They have been sitting on my coffee table since last night and im still staring at them, wondering what i should do with them. I was taking a shower nh and thought "the oontz will know wat to do, those niggers be stupid" so what should i do with all these blank checks and, more importantly, can i even use them to buy cool shit w/o catching alot of heat right off the bat? EDIT: save me your lectures on morals, i just wanna know how i can get stuff out of this. shitty move buddy. ima have to punch you next time i see you. HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 my great aunt used to be big on the check fraud..robbed an old man blind so she could run away with some woman.she did ten years. ten years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 my story was ten times more exciting than yours.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 11, 2011 Author Share Posted April 11, 2011 shitty move buddy. ima have to punch you next time i see you. HAHAHA nah you gotta choke me out it gives me a boner u kno that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 3 years for 800 dollars. friends cousin did 12 months for 1500 worth of drugs http://animalnewyork.com/2009/12/texas-graffiti-writer-gets-8-years-of-prison-without-parole/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 http://animalnewyork.com/2009/12/texas-graffiti-writer-gets-8-years-of-prison-without-parole/ fucking ridiculous. but i guess you dont mess wit texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Let's all raise money to send her a vibrator. Something tells me she could use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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