Harvey Wallbanger Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 This just topped my list of worst ways to die. "Stonings can reportedly take anywhere from 20 minutes to two hours." FUCK THAT SHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 FUCKING METAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 yuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 She probably deserved it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Those wacky Iranians. They should just behead you like the Saudi's do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 fuck being the poor bastard that has to throw heavy stones for two hours straight. hopefully they work in shifts to kill the stubborn ppl that dont wanna die quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 hahahah even their executions are sexist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBusRide Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 damn thats rugged.Could u even fuckin imagine that shit...Thats gotta be one of the worst ways to go:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZANZABAR Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 In other news, Islamic convicts find themselves between a rock & a hard place... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 "..if convicted by a confession, can go free if they manage to wiggle free during the execution" Imagine to fuck some bitch, be SENTENCED TO DEATH, then wiggle free DURING YOUR EXECUTION, and be let free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 stoner witch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 hold your breath and lose consciousness first? i guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 damn thats rugged.Could u even fuckin imagine that shit...Thats gotta be one of the worst ways to go:( No. Getting anally raped to death by The Barenaked Ladies while they sing "If I had a Million Dollars," is the worst way you can possibly die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 unless you're into anal raps...and the barenaked ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 If someone likes The Barenaked Ladies --They deserve to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 i would have to agree. let's stone the barenaked ladies!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped (or hollowed) out". The naked person was firmly fastened within a face-to-face pair of narrow rowing boats (or a hollowed-out tree trunk), with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He or she would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his or her exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him or her with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days. In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture. Death by scaphism was painful, humiliating and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying.[1] [edit] Similar practices A barrel pillory, or Spanish mantle, torture method is quite similar. A barrel is fitted over the entire body, with the head sticking out from a hole in the top. The person is kept locked in the barrel, forcing him to kneel in his own filth. Simpler installations to the same end have been reported among Native American tribes, such as immobilizing the condemned, smearing him, and leaving him to voracious ants. Dehydration would set in within a few days. Richard Krousher writes that honey should be rubbed with especial care in the mouth, eyes, ears, genitals, anus and between the toes. In early historic times in Siberia, a condemned prisoner would be tied naked to a tree and left to slowly die through starvation and blood loss from mosquitoes, horseflies and other insects. Richard Sair refers to one case in modern China in which a man was allegedly chained up outside where the mosquitoes bit him.[2] The book Papillon describes how a particularly brutal guard was captured, tied down over a nest of fire ants and left to be eaten alive nam sayin though? most brutal way to go imo...persians and iranians are some fucked up ass people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 How would we know whether to bury them to their waists or necks though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 yea... last time i was stoned i wriggled free... good thing too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 He who is without sin cast the first rock, and i shall smoketh it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 this guy would be the worst way to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 this guy would be the worst way to die. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHwfKLWkm-M&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 hahahah even their executions are sexist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 i wish it was back in the day when it was still exceptable to slap a bitch if she got out of line or burnt the roast or something,without constant scrutiny from the police and society in general..... its no coincidence my favorite actors are mel gibson and charlie sheen.hot shots was a classic.no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 my wife has iranian heritage, now I know what to do next time she steps out of line. but seriously, Iran is completely fucked up, shit like this should not happen in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 NEVER EVER DO BUSINESS WITH A PERSIAN. Plus, you guys are lagging behind. I've seen some crazy ass stoning videos, of different methods. The final death throes are crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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