BELTOLEUM Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Manute Bol delete some pms dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Quitting work son (see last post), get into work today and in the carpark they've planted these lil trees inbetween like every 4 carspaces. On my last day I'm gunna borrow a friends 4wd and smash everyone of these cunts out. Before and after picks will be provided :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I just went up to the corner liquor store to grab a sixer and a little pack of scumbag kids where skating/loitering around in the alley beside the store. Little fuckers hit me up for beer, they reminded me of myself at that age so I figure, fuck it, I'll play along. I ask what they want and how much money do they have. The little ring leader hands me $40 and and starts rattling off a fucking shopping list of doom. I stop him mid sentence and tell him standard rules apply, pick one brand I will get as much of it as I can, I keep the change, and I will drop the bags behind the dumpster and they don't touch it till I'm around the corner and then they get the beer and bounce. Kid picks Coors Lite (strike one), then he has the balls to try to tell me he wants his change back (strike two). I start to walk and kid says "Come on don't be a fucking dick, br0" (strike three). I'm gonna teach this kid a lesson. I say alrite, gimme the cash. I walked in the store, grabbed my sixer and three twelvers of warm Old Milwaukee N/A. The clerk looks at me like "really?" I tell him it's for the kids in the alley and he cracks up and says ok. I dropped that shit behind the dumpster and walked home with $20 I didn't have an hour ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Yeah I'm always that dude kids ask....kids got some balls these days tho. Talk way more shit than ten years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Yeah dude the rules where, you pick one brand and the buyer keeps the change. Lets remember who is doing who a favor in this scenario. I'm not your personal shopper, I'm not getting 3 different flavors of smearnoff ice for the hood rats you got lined up. If it's that important, do like I did and rack a bottle, or pull a runner. I hope they enjoyed their warm near-beer. Who am I kidding they are probably all telling each other how "totally wasted" they are by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 While I am laughing at what you did, you should have at least got them something with alcohol in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 nah, good on you for shutting em down no humility these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 you should have got them wasted on 4 locos and then pissed in some 40's and gave em to em. but still fun. i would have just kept the 40 though. last time i bought beer for some kids grad party and them came through with about 160 or 170, took me to the store and i got em 7 12 packs of natty ice and a few 6'ers of genny tall boys for the one friend i didn't wanna rip off and pocketed around 75 bucks. and i was tripping on acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 oh shit i knew i had a good story for this thread so the beginning of this year i'm at this party and this kid who i used to be friends with is there all bummed cuz his wife had just served him divorce papers that day he gets all super weird all night. at some point he's telling me i can never date her (he knew we liked eachother in HS and i'm handsome as fuck, so yeah) when we're leaving he tries to fight my bestfriend. then comes at me and gets lit up real bad. his (ex)wife texts me the next day asking what happened. saying she had to be rushed to the e.r. that he probably has brain damage. fast forward to the beginning of this month. i'm two weeks into a really rough break up. my friends are telling me about how they've seen dude showing off his new gun at parties and shit. hours later i fuck his ex-wife anyways. and haven't stopped since. i don't even give a fuck you fuck with my best friend i will bust your shit and fuck your wife. it would be really embarassing if i got shot over this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 nah man then you start a rap career Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 oh shit i knew i had a good story for this thread so the beginning of this year i'm at this party and this kid who i used to be friends with is there all bummed cuz his wife had just served him divorce papers that day he gets all super weird all night. at some point he's telling me i can never date her (he knew we liked eachother in HS and i'm handsome as fuck, so yeah) when we're leaving he tries to fight my bestfriend. then comes at me and gets lit up real bad. his (ex)wife texts me the next day asking what happened. saying she had to be rushed to the e.r. that he probably has brain damage. fast forward to the beginning of this month. i'm two weeks into a really rough break up. my friends are telling me about how they've seen dude showing off his new gun at parties and shit. hours later i fuck his ex-wife anyways. and haven't stopped since. i don't even give a fuck you fuck with my best friend i will bust your shit and fuck your wife. it would be really embarassing if i got shot over this though. I'm not gonna FEED YER EGO by giving you props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 a man who works at my job came into the break room during lunch, and then proceeded to fill his pants pockets with fried chicken. didn't wrap them up first or anything, just started stuffing like 8 or 9 pieces into his pockets, and then left the building. also, every single day without fail a man will walk into the area i work and begin to pee down the stairs that leads to the fire escape, EVERY SINGLE DAY. infront of security cameras, and has still not been caught. i guess he doesnt want to walk the 100 feet to the bathroom, as thats too much work for his lazy ass. 3RD WORLD IMMIGRANT PEOPLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 the amount of shit these people steal is unfuckingbelievable too. im actually kind of impressed at the lengths they will go to take shit. someone even tried to pry one of the mirrors off in the bathroom and take it home. lolololol what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 where the fuck do you work? kmart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 ^^^^^ Location: killa city Sig: yeah i see you niggas mean muggin on them po'ches, unload that thang watch em scatter like roaches. ------------------------ clearly he is not the hustla he claims to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 one day out in the town, i really needed to shit. it rained and the only spot i could think of was underneath a roof, because getting wet while pooping isn't thug life. underneath the roof was a bicycle with a bag for newspaper routes. i opened it and shat all over the insides with my adjustable anus, and neatly closed the lid again. i keep wondering if he noticed before or after he put the newspapers in it, because shoving shit covered newspapers in mailboxes isn't really fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 lol i did a less xtreme version of that along time ago. it was at some shit house party long time ago... went into this bathroom to take a raging piss. it was filled with peoples shoes & i was drunk so i took a piss all over/inside of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 where the fuck do you work? kmart? at this point i wish man, i wish... ^^^^^ Location: killa city Sig: yeah i see you niggas mean muggin on them po'ches, unload that thang watch em scatter like roaches. ------------------------ clearly he is not the hustla he claims to be. nope, im from the midwest and i fucks with project pat music. i think those two thing are more of an indicator of why my life is so fucked up than anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 hmm i am somewhat boring and sober and young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 lol i did a less xtreme version of that along time ago. it was at some shit house party long time ago... went into this bathroom to take a raging piss. it was filled with peoples shoes & i was drunk so i took a piss all over/inside of them i peed in some teeny bopper bitches' beer pong cups a while back when they all took their break from the game. had no idea who they were, but to this day i still get sick jollies out of knowing they drank piss beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 A couple years ago this lame dude that was cool with my friends was hanging out with us. This dude was like sheltered from everything his whole life. He told us he had never smoked weed or drank in his life and I'm pretty sure he was a virgin before he met us. We convinced him to smoke with us one night and we rolled up a blunt full of cigar tobacco. We told him to take really big inhales and hold it in for as long as he can while we were just smoking it like a cigar and not inhaling. 20 mins later he puked all over the hallway haha. We never told him about it. It's not as fucked up as some of your stories but now he's apparently hookin up with strippers and having fun with his life instead of being a straight edge bitch before he met us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 some kid in my class used to loogy in a teachers water and coffee everyday for about 4 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 loogy is such a great word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 im pretty sure i got all you guys beat. This is pretty grimy. So i went to college a few years back in pennsylvania outside of philly. It was a small school and I lived on campus for a year, 2 semesters. the second semester me and my buddy somehow got placed in a honors house, we were no where close to being honors students, it some how just happened. This was awesome because the honors house didnt have a security guard or a curfew like the other dorm buildings had, and the best part is that it was co-ed, so we could have girls come and go as we wanted, and stay overnight if we wanted. so it was me and my buddy in this 4 person room just us. Me and him got along so it was pretty nice. halfway thru the year, we end up getting a new roommate, a kid had just transferred in from another school or whatever. This kid ended up being the biggest fag. he would complain about us drinking and smoking to the R.A. and bitch about us having girls spend the night. basically he was the complete opposite of me and we hated each other in every way possible. We would fuck with the kid every way we could, i would take his money, food, use his shampoo, throw random shit of his away, and he would wake us up at five o'clock every morning, rat us out for having parties and drinking. Well one day this kid really tried to fuck me over....i had a digi in the room...for whatever reason someone would need that. I went to grab it to do something one day and it was gone...I thought he had just taken it and tossed it or broke it or something, but about a hour after i noticed it was missing i got a visit from campus security and 2 police officers. This faggot had given it to the head of campus security and told them that i was selling drugs. these dudes tore up my room looking for drugs and other paraphernalia. I was lucky and the only thing they found was a tiny blunt roach..but if they had come in at the right time i could have really been fucked. I ended up just having to pay a fine for the roach, i didnt get arrested thank god, and they couldnt prove that the scale was mine. I argued that it could have been anyones and he just claimed it was mine. So this kid was a huge piece of shit. So a day of two later, I was bangin out this girl in our bathroom, because my other roommate was in the room, so i get the awesome idea to fuck with this kids toothbrush...so as im about to bust a nut, i pull out and cum on this kids toothbrush..fuckin genius. anyway so by the time he used it, it was a few hours later, i could tell that he knew something was off after i had watched him brush his teeth, he kept making a sour face and asked me if i had fucked with his toothbrush. I told the kid what I did and he was in denial at first, realized that it was actually true, and he literally got so upset he was crying. it was a great moment for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 i remember i peed in the cups my cousin's and aunt kept their toothbrushes in. don't know why i did it. and i cut up a bunch of their stuffed animals and let one of them take the fall. i was a kid though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 chestnut you sound really cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 thanks br0 i try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 am i the only one thinking it must have been awkward for that girl? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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