john_gacy Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Not sure it this really belongs here or not. But a while back I was bullshitting around at work with my buddy. Was reading through the "Dear Abby" type shit in the Chicago SUN TIMES. Abby had a question that she wanted to ask women about there sexual experiences in college, and how many men they slept with etc... I decided to write my own, made up version of what wouldv'e happened if I ever went to college, or was female. I wasn't expecting it to get published. Figured If I didn't go too ape shit, I'd have a shot at making the paper... So a few weeks go by at work, and I'm reading the paper and what do I see??? Anyway, pretty funny I thought. Probably 5 people the day it ran came up to me at work saying "check this shit out dude." Not knowing that I wrote it , until I told them ...I knew I'd make the paper someday... You should have gone the extra mile by posting your own comment dissing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 you guys are a bunch of degenerates...i like it ganked a grip of cutlery tonight from the restaurant i was at with co-workers....those steak knives are free right?? i'm gonna start acting like an actual adult effective tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 my friend who i havent chilled with in a loong time, that went to the same hs fucked his leg up skating. he goes hard with that & shit. he told me to swing by so i brought over another friend & we totally smoaked a phatty. we realized today that prank calling people is still funny like middle school.. i know its lame & shit but we were dying laughing. called up some wankster from our hs wants to be a rapper & pretended to be a talent agency. he called me out right away & said "i know its you _____" & i just said "oh ok - just letting you know you suck & we still hate you" then hung up. holy shit we were rolling at that one. the retarded part is that we tried calling him again, but he didnt pick up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 ^ bahahahaha fuck that wankster.... Call his bitchazz again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 "Bitchazz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 Do you guys change advertising signs on the side of the road? I honestly live for this shit! Saw one the other day that said "RETARD CAMP" I laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 its all about the electronic road signs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Frate, you talking about these? There is a Mormon church up the street that I have been fucking with for a few months, it's one of the few thing that brings joy to my shriveled little black heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 peeing on a full roll of toilet tissue in public restrooms. havin done that since high school though. is this you? http://yppm.removed.us/ you deserve to be shot in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Probably 5 people the day it ran came up to me at work saying "check this shit out dude." Not knowing that I wrote it , until I told them ...I knew I'd make the paper someday... You have 5 people in your job reading Dear Abby? the fuck? i'm calling bullshit. or calling you a faggot. either way, good troll. anything that long and mediocre to write has to be true. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 its all about the electronic road signs it was in 2009 when the hack for those signs became public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 is this you? http://yppm.removed.us/ you deserve to be shot in the face. I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 ^^^^^Couldn't stop laughing^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 i hope that dude is just trolling and doesnt have a serious fetish haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 what is wrong with me, just laughing so fucking hard at that dude peeing everywhere then recording it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 I was christmas shopping this weekend and was getting super pissed off.........so while asking a lady for help for some necklace shit I lost it. After not understanding I need the chain to be 24in, I changed my game up. I told her that it needed to be the width of my finger to support my mothers medallion, she got snotty and and wanted to know what kind of medallion it was.....when i told her it was a hand holding a mic she'd won in a rap battle, the teenaged girl working with her burst out laughing and I was asked to leave. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 hahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Frate, you talking about these? There is a Mormon church up the street that I have been fucking with for a few months, it's one of the few thing that brings joy to my shriveled little black heart. Pix or IDH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 sometimes i bark at my postman... i don't have a dog.... it's just so the postman shits himself... ahhahaha i did this a couple of times too, poor man always jumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 this thread how have i missed out on this thread for so long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 OK SOOOOOOO TODAY I was fending a coffee and went to Time Hortons, our version of Dunken, and the chick at the drive through was a raging CUNT!!! So the night before I had eaten a huge bag of popcorn and was gassy as fuck. I timed my fart just right that as I rolled down my window to hand her my money I actually waved my freshly expelled gas at the Cunt serving my coffees face.........the look on her face was priceless, it was as if her shitty day caught her half standing! I laughed so hard that i couldn't drive and had to sit in the parking lot until i was done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Just spend twenty minutes tearing shreds off of a call centre worker for calling me on Christmas Eve. Then abused the post office for about ten minutes for breaking a Christmas order. Good times. Fuck the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshat Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 whenever i'm a passenger in a car i'll say "oh ya fucker! look at that!" all excited and point whenever i see a dog taking a shit... i usually get a sigh and a look of utter disappointment from them... I usually crack up when I see that especially if the dog is slowly inching forward in his poo crouch stance, leaving a hansel and gretel style poo trail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Hah! i posted a story in here a while back where i thought i was trowing something at my mate's mum's car, but ended up ruining some poor Chinese mans day on his way to an important business meeting, i seen said mate oot last friday for the first time in years, and he was all like "ahright Rolf? what're you doing with yourself these days? still throwing fruit at cars..?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I pretended to be in another country this christmas to avoid doing anything with any family or friends. The plan is working perfectly so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Hahahaha. I just said I had to work, you win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 had a telemarketer call the house the other day. we still get this shit all the time at dinner but i wasnt about to just hang up on this one. she asked for my old man, and i replied that i was him. my dads a drinker so my conversation went like this: "yeh this shis himm ... whaddya want." "are you alright to speak to me on the phone, mr. ____?" "jussfine what. can. i doferya." "well, i was calling to update our records since the last time we talked. you see ---" "I CANT EVEN TASE THIS SHICKEN. I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASE THIS SHICKEN." *slam table 3 times* "Mr. _________ is there a better time to reach you?" "SHUT UP BITCH!" *slam table again* "Nooo lissen, I'll callyuu back. Doncallme. I will. Call you." Bet she had fun coding that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I love asking them for their home phone number, so I can call them back and discuss the proposition further while they're having dinner with their family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 sometimes when i'm at work i wont wash my hands after i take a shit, then i'll go and shake hands with whatever eastern-europeans i happen to pass on the walk back to my bench... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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