Frate_Raper 169 Posted November 21, 2010 This for the terrible adults of 12 oz to share stories about being shitty grown ups in so called adult situations. The other night I went with my "wife to be" to do a registry at some department store chain off shoot.While waiting in the office for the cunt thats setting it all up I took a catalog for bridal stuff and started drawing in with her fancy pen,which I stole from her desk, after getting bored of blacking out teeth I moved on to the hitler stashes and then just started writing swear words. My lady took noticed and freaked out. These catalogs are giving to the bride in a package about the store. She made me promise to take that one as apart of her package..........................I just mixed it in to the pile. The lady was telling us that she had 15 couples coming in on saturday and she had all the packages ready on her desk:) Come on I'm not alone in being a fuck up,shit head adult please share. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
earmuffs 746 Posted November 21, 2010 cool story br0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercer 3,884 Posted November 21, 2010 Bummer Br0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
..romero.. 210 Posted November 21, 2010 my great aunt robbed an old man of 5000 dollars and got into a highspeed chase in bloomington.she was a horrible adult and lesbian who was buried naked for some reason.also she was bald.cancer. cooler story br0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anybody_wanna_peanut? 136 Posted November 21, 2010 i wear adult slacks and drink adult beverages... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvey Wallbanger 402 Posted November 21, 2010 I know what you're talking about. The other day, I was lamenting that I was too high to play pinball, and my friend pointed out that that was a ridiculous complaint for a 30 year old to have in the middle of a weekday. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
john_gacy 426 Posted November 21, 2010 I went to a party and stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anybody_wanna_peanut? 136 Posted November 21, 2010 bahahahahaaa....you have now become an adult Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
john_gacy 426 Posted November 21, 2010 BTW, your thread reminds me of this song........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abrasivesaint 786 Posted November 21, 2010 on 4th of july i put a first grader in the trash can upside down so i could ride the tea cups before him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
..romero.. 210 Posted November 21, 2010 I went to a party and stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes i knew i wasnt the only one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
~KRYLON2~ 570 Posted November 21, 2010 im just a dickhead in general, im a product of my enviorment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anybody_wanna_peanut? 136 Posted November 21, 2010 hahaahaha fuck im 24'd the last few posts deserve some props, boston i just spit beer all over my keyboard haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
john_gacy 426 Posted November 21, 2010 Some of you seem unfamiliar w/ the mashed potatoes joke: Mantan Moreland Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frate_Raper 169 Posted November 22, 2010 I know what you're talking about. The other day, I was lamenting that I was too high to play pinball, and my friend pointed out that that was a ridiculous complaint for a 30 year old to have in the middle of a weekday. HAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topfloorbasement 209 Posted November 22, 2010 the other day a girl in front of me in line at the gas station dropped a small bag of weed. i just kneeled down like i was tying my shoe an snagged that shit.. shoulda said "excuss me miss, but i believe you dropped your marijuana". last week some jagbag started screaming at me that i was an asshole because i pulled out into traffic in front of him as he was pulling up on a red light.. this dude was very visably upset. so i proceeded to block traffic for a good two minutes making crying faces at him and telling him to get the fuck out the car.. he didn't.. they say you stop mentally maturing at whatever age you started smoking weed.. i started blazing on the daily when i was 14.. so basicly i'm in my early thirties with the mentality of a fourteen year old adhd having bi-polar retard.. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoopit 32 Posted November 22, 2010 Just a grown man doing young man shit. Whole generation of man-children just refusing to grow up. I know I'm having a blast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tavaruawon 233 Posted November 22, 2010 So you just turned 22. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheoHuxtable.. 1,444 Posted November 22, 2010 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*PROTOCOL* 203 Posted November 22, 2010 I'm 29. Me and my friend are walking around drunk and writing on stuff, we are in an alley and see some people coming towards us, stop and decide to just walk towards them. It turns out to be 2 teens, about 16 years old, some kid and his girlfriend. He asks us to buy him a bottle. We get into the light and its one of my little sisters friends! I tell his little punk ass the only way I'm buying him a bottle is if he buys me a forty. So that happens. Next day I wake up and realize I was that guy, the drunkard on the street charging kids a fee to get them booze. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
!@#$% 629 Posted November 22, 2010 ^haha! i won't do that. i can't think of any good examples but i often embarrass people i work with a couple years ago i ran into a lady who was walking with my bike as she came out of a totally blind walkway and onto my street. i stopped suddenly and was like "holy shit. i'm so sorry, i didn;t even see you. are you ok??" and she turns to me super bitter (i didn't even knock her down) and goes "you shouldn't be riding on the sidewalk" (there was construction on the street so i said "well go fuck yourself then you fucking cunt!"\\ i dunno if that even counts. but i'm prolly too old to be yelling at other old ladies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
