RUSO Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I went to a rich guys house party with friends and we went in his bedroom pulled back his sheets pissed all over his bed then made it all perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 HAHA, Feed Yer Ego for the win. I love this shit. Also I was just painting what I thought was a stolen/dumped car and the owner showed up and started screaming at me. I just stared at him till he shut it and then walked away, quick. I love my life LOL i think we painted the same car... this isn't my personal story but i was out bombing in this fairly affluent area close to the city. we're painting a truck and we here the kind of BEEP BEEP BEEP noise trucks make when they reverse. its about 2am so we assume it must be a streetsweeper or some shit so we chill, we see flashing lights coming from around the corner..... but that couldnt have prepared us....around the corner comes a full extended scissor lift, with two completely intoxicated guys reversing it down the road at about 5mph, they were both giggling to themselves and asked us for drugs, we had none but proceeded to get in our car and follow them down the road, laughing the whole time, a friend of mine crawled up the lift and chilled with them for a bit. these guys were about 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I pee off the overpass onto cars 3-5 times a week. I look forward to that part of my ride often. i used to do something similar... me and other mates used to all hang aboot in this quiet village on the outskirts of my city... it had a small train platform with a pass-over bridge, when trains would occasionaly stop. i'd go above the train on the bridge and piss into the big air-con fans... you'd see people sitting inside rubbing the pish off their faces and other small splashes hitting the inside of the windows... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rolf Harris again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 I change my girls facebook status to things about farting,or queffing when ever she leaves it open. She always forgets too close hers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 i used to do something similar... me and other mates used to all hang aboot in this quiet village on the outskirts of my city... it had a small train platform with a pass-over bridge, when trains would occasionaly stop. i'd go above the train on the bridge and piss into the big air-con fans... you'd see people sitting inside rubbing the pish off their faces and other small splashes hitting the inside of the windows... Haha. I got a friend, seriously this ain't me, and he got a shit fetish, not sexual, just fun. Like we'd go to the yard and he'd shit on the train drivers seat and use the steering wheel to wipe his arse, then go into the carriage and spread his cheeks on the floor and pull himself along like a dog. Once he shat on a freight train from a bridge. Another time we were painting along the lines and he needed to go pinch a loaf so instead of going to some chill bush or something he walks like a kilometre to the nearest station and under the floodlights drops a mass one in the middle of the platform. I could go on for days. Good times, and he still acts like this to this day despite being in his early 30's. God bless friends like these :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 oh hi guys. just thought id leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRPJ8oVDwss&feature=grec_index have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Bitch should have kept her mouth shut.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Haha. I got a friend, seriously this ain't me Automatically, this means it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 great video lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 there was another time i just remembered when me and a mate were walkin' in the local area, when we heard all this fuckin' mad gibberish shouting and chanting coming from what's usually used as a community centre... i said "here? whit the fuck's goin' on here like aye?" so we proceeded to investigate what all the mad rants were aboot... we walked towards the biggest sandal and reebok classic collection you've ever seen in your entire life... turns oot it happened to be a room where there was aboot 200+ muslims praying... me and said mate thought it'd be funny as fuck to start throwing all the fuckin' vintage bireknstocks and reeboks aboot whilst these boys were doing back to front sit ups... we soon learnt it wasn't and got chased by a fuckin' massive angry as fuck beige and white cloud. the vast majority of which had a shoe in hand... long o' the fuckin' short is i got away pretty quick, and hid under a van. seen my mate get pinned to a wall and near enough battered to death with the soles of jesus sandals and stan smiths... his face was pure red with blood like... we learned a good lesson that day... Dinna ("do not") ever fuck with a squad o' muslims when they're praying... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 What language are you speaking, and where can I learn it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 cockney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 well at ers a great story m8, innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 stocky, short and cocky Looked like Apollo Creed after he fought with Rocky Rhymed in a broken english slang, not cockney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I DUNNO WHY YOU WOULD THROW A PACK OF ANYONES, ANYTHING. NUMBERS ALWAYS = CONFIDENCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Bitch should have kept her mouth shut.. When the stapler was thrown that sealed the deal for me to :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 A week or two ago I was annoyed as fuck about something at work. I went to take a piss and as I was standing there I got a flashback to elementary school when niggas would throw wet toilet paper all over the walls/ceiling. So for nostalgia I grabbed a huge glob of TP, wet that motherfucker and Doc Holiday'd that shit right at the wall. It splattered all over like someone just got their brains blown out by a Mossberg. I couldn't help but giggle uncontrollably for a few seconds looking at what I had just done and then I went about my business as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I do that all the time at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 there was another time i just remembered when me and a mate were walkin' in the local area, when we heard all this fuckin' mad gibberish shouting and chanting coming from what's usually used as a community centre... i said "here? whit the fuck's goin' on here like aye?" so we proceeded to investigate what all the mad rants were aboot... we walked towards the biggest sandal and reebok classic collection you've ever seen in your entire life... turns oot it happened to be a room where there was aboot 200+ muslims praying... me and said mate thought it'd be funny as fuck to start throwing all the fuckin' vintage bireknstocks and reeboks aboot whilst these boys were doing back to front sit ups... we soon learnt it wasn't and got chased by a fuckin' massive angry as fuck beige and white cloud. the vast majority of which had a shoe in hand... long o' the fuckin' short is i got away pretty quick, and hid under a van. seen my mate get pinned to a wall and near enough battered to death with the soles of jesus sandals and stan smiths... his face was pure red with blood like... we learned a good lesson that day... Dinna ("do not") ever fuck with a squad o' muslims when they're praying... (I thought the thread was about us doing little kid shit NOW) but since we're also mentioning shit we did when we were younger: Haha this reminded me of a time that I completely forgot about up until now. Back before anyone had whips, it was all about patrolling the block and smoking L's. So we were walking around, had just finished puffin' and we stumbled upon some kind of sports practice on a big field - I want to say that it was Lacrosse. It must have been multiple teams or age groups because there was a LOT of fucking people. A good distance back from the field and out of the direct vision of them were ALL of their shoes and bags. There was literally 60+ pairs of kicks. all sitting together. So we each ran up and pissed on/in a bunch of shoes, then started throwing the shoes on a nearby roof like wildfire. Within minutes we had ruined and/or roofed like 30+ fuckin' pairs of kicks and other miscellaneous shit then bounced with the quickness. It's no wonder I've been faced with so many problems in my life, we were fucking assholes! Literally through ages 11-17, before I learned to respect karma, the daily mission consisted of pushing the limits on what fucked up shit we could do to people. We'd walk around in broad daylight lighting mailboxes on fire and kicking people's side-view mirrors off. And once I found a huge bucket of tar in the back of a white truck and proceeded to soak the entire vehicle in tar. LOL ugh thank god I redeemed myself hardcore or I'd probably be dead, but every so often I definitely get fucked over and I know it's the karma from all that shit here to collect debts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 that reminds me of when me and my buddy were tripping and we swiped this girl's keys when she was sleeping and did donuts in her car during a snowstorm and gave it a flat tire. then just left it there. Hilarious, & I've heard the exact story elsewhere... Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i once pissed in my coworkers coffee. im not proud of it, but the fucker had it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i'm actually scottish incase most of you couldn't tell... i just remembered another quick one whilst MyWay was on the topic of shite... me and three friends sitting at a bar. one turns to me and says "fuck! i'm burstin' for a shite..." i watch him stand upand move his bar stool aside... i thought he was gonna just walk to the bog. instead he pulled his troosers down just past his arse. bent his knees so it looked like he was still sitting down to the barmaid from behind the bar, and proceeded to shit all over the pub floor... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?!?! DIDNT YOU SAY YOU WIPE WITH YOUR HAND OR SOMETHING TOO? HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 i once pissed in my coworkers coffee. im not proud of it, but the fucker had it coming. are you a canuk....and did you recently tell me this at a wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 i had this shitty job in college at a big name store, this dude and i started stealing our bosses lunches from the break room fridge and blaming this next man we hated. Then started switching shit from peoples lunches. Mostly our bosses though because they ate together and we'd hang out in the break room to see reactions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 One time a while back i prank called this metal nerd from my city pretending to be this other metal nerd from around here and left a message saying i was more heavy and more metal and i was going to kick his faggot ass. the kid got scared, turned the message over to the authorities, and eventually got the dude i posed over the phone as to go to court over the whole thing, since they had some arch nemesis shit going on for a while. Apparently they played the message in court, dude said he didn't remember leaving that message but since it sounded like him, he must have just been drunk and didn't remember. the ruling was that he couldn't call the kid for two years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 i'm actually scottish incase most of you couldn't tell... i just remembered another quick one whilst MyWay was on the topic of shite... me and three friends sitting at a bar. one turns to me and says "fuck! i'm burstin' for a shite..." i watch him stand upand move his bar stool aside... i thought he was gonna just walk to the bog. instead he pulled his troosers down just past his arse. bent his knees so it looked like he was still sitting down to the barmaid from behind the bar, and proceeded to shit all over the pub floor... lol pissing in bar shrubbary is funny, shitting on the floor is fucking amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 the only fucked up immature thing I recall doing at the bar lately is tapping the bottom of my beer bottle onto the top of the closest person next to me. if you don't know, try it. I always find it so much more amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I skipped jury duty to go to a Yankees game, and at the age of 29 my job is to drink like a bastard every night and get paid for it with tips. All I know is pizza, wasted, and sleeping til 4pm daily. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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