sayWORD? Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 due largely to my recent car accident, ive been riding public transit more and more lately. i guess the unwritten rule is give the elderly your seat if the bus is packed. this old man looked me dead in the eye as he shuffled onto the bus, i knew he wanted me to offer him up my seat. but after waiting outside in the subzero temperatures for a bus that was twenty minutes late, i felt i earned this seat. plus im gettin older, and im starting to cherish sitting down whenever i can. so i just turned my ipod up and pretended i didnt notice his pathetic ass. as it had been snowing, the bus floor was real slippery, and a few stops later dude lost his balance, and sprawled out in the middle of the bus. some single mom with 2 kids and a stroller ended up moving for this geezer, while i just sat there. im an asshole. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 If you leave string cheese in the work fridge I'm eating it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Pathetic sayWORD, terrible indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 i once took a half bottle o whisky to a mormon wedding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 due largely to my recent car accident, ive been riding public transit more and more lately. i guess the unwritten rule is give the elderly your seat if the bus is packed. this old man looked me dead in the eye as he shuffled onto the bus, i knew he wanted me to offer him up my seat. but after waiting outside in the subzero temperatures for a bus that was twenty minutes late, i felt i earned this seat. plus im gettin older, and im starting to cherish sitting down whenever i can. so i just turned my ipod up and pretended i didnt notice his pathetic ass. as it had been snowing, the bus floor was real slippery, and a few stops later dude lost his balance, and sprawled out in the middle of the bus. some single mom with 2 kids and a stroller ended up moving for this geezer, while i just sat there. im an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 i dont hesitate to give up a seat for an old person, but also cant stand surly old fucks who ogle with want/guilt-trip in their eyes fuck that old guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 22, 2010 Author Share Posted November 22, 2010 I dont ride public transit.......my grown man self coped that drop to not take public transit! I still get the urge to heckle shitty people out of moving vehicles..........I only act out if its homo looking hipsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 nbb and i gave coke to hookers and interviewed them after hours at my last job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Finally a 12oz thread I can relate to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BullshitTantrum Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 i'm enjoying the fuck out of the weird time where i'm old enough to do what i wanna but not old enough for anyone to give a shit about my opinions. pretty much rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I dont ride public transit.......my grown man self coped that drop to not take public transit! you coped that drop, br0? kingz destroy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Eater Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I was with a group of friends (under 21) and we went to the liquor store for alcohol. Me being old enough to purchase beer, I have everyone hand me their stuff right in front of the counter. The Korean dude ends up asking me, "How old you are??" "Forty-Eight" "FORTYYY EIIIIGGGGHT??!?!?!??" 0_0 "Nah jk" *hands him ID* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 lying to asians about being underage when youre actually legal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Some of you seem unfamiliar w/ the mashed potatoes joke: Mantan Moreland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YVM5CUezug @1;41 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoheadphones Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 due largely to my recent car accident, ive been riding public transit more and more lately. i guess the unwritten rule is give the elderly your seat if the bus is packed. this old man looked me dead in the eye as he shuffled onto the bus, i knew he wanted me to offer him up my seat. but after waiting outside in the subzero temperatures for a bus that was twenty minutes late, i felt i earned this seat. plus im gettin older, and im starting to cherish sitting down whenever i can. so i just turned my ipod up and pretended i didnt notice his pathetic ass. as it had been snowing, the bus floor was real slippery, and a few stops later dude lost his balance, and sprawled out in the middle of the bus. some single mom with 2 kids and a stroller ended up moving for this geezer, while i just sat there. im an asshole. After riding the bus many a time, I can tell you that it's actually the law here in California. Not like anyone cares about that here though. But then again, judging from the subzero temperatures, you're not in California ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 this thread delivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YVM5CUezug [/url] @1;41 I'm aware of their works.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 you coped that drop, br0? kingz destroy. 2 years ago guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 lying to asians about being underage when youre actually legal? "How old you are??" "Forty-Eight" sayWORD? Are you hard of reading? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 it was still a horrible story though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 i went to white castle and i got thrown out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 sayWORD? Are you hard of reading? i must be one of those illiterate canadians you so commonly reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 A 44%er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I dont know if i'll ever be in another adult situation again because of the shit I've done in the past. Here's everything I can think of: 10. With my six year old cousin on the back of a jetski, going about 50 mph, I jerked the handlebars to the right, flipping the jetski and catapulting her across the lake, her tiny flailing body skipping across the water. 9. Had sex with some girl who's name i didnt even know in some kid's dorm room (who i also didnt know) that i broke into. 8. I lost my virginity to three hookers in Cuba. 7. Drove a couple classmates who had never been in a car before from Hollywood to Fairfield at about 140 mph while they were screaming for me to let them out the whole time. Then I did it again with a couple different people in the car from SF to LV in six hours. 6. Tore up my best friend's favorite painting because i didn't like the painter. 5. There was a lie about me going to UC berkeley a few years ago that I just went with because this girl wanted to smash. She wanted me to be her boyfriend so i told her the truth. We dated for about a week. 4. Ran over a dorm RA with my car. 3. Spent an entire semester going to shows, getting drunk, embarrassing people that knew me, crashing at people's houses that didnt know me because they didnt know any better, and just making a fucking fool of myself. 2. Lied constantly to everyone about everything all through art college. Different name, different occupation, always changing it up. 1. Most recently: This girl that i had just started seeing invited me to her friend's birthday party at a fancy club with classy people. They even booked a VIP room with champagne and everything. While the girls went dancing the three guys where left with two bottles of champagne, a bottle of vodka and a bottle of patron. I was told not to drink because she wanted to smash that night, In less than an hour I killed all four, blacking out, and ended up puking all over her house for 2 days, then dumped her a day later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 cool stories br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Nah they're all gay. That's my contribution to the world so far. The worst things I've ever heard anybody do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 This thread makes me feel like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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