_blank_ Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 lol...will smith used to kill it in fresh prince. there are some funny quotes on that show that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Manny: [to a bikini girl who has slapped him] BITCH! LESBIAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Arrested Development tv show: "There are dozens of us! DOZENS!" -- "Bob Loblaw's Law Blog" "You, sir, are quite a mouthful." -- "No touching!" -- "Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?" -- "You lied to me... you said my FATHER was my father, but my UNCLE is my father. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE." -- "Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Bueller bueller bueller bueller etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 also from predator Blain: "Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. and Admiral Ackbar "It's a trap" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYVppDpn7Rk&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 In the immortal words of Bill Duke: "You know you done fucked up, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenneth Pinyan Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 obviously you are not a golfer hey hey hey careful man there's a beverage here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 "YOU'RE CRUSHING MY SMOKES" "Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you bitch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do - oh, goddamn I can't believe it.You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface!" "You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here. Jack Burton: Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't. Jack Burton: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang. Jack Burton: Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that. Jack Burton: This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there. Thunder: Play your cards right... you live to talk about it! Jack Burton: [speaking to Lo Pan] Are you crazy... Is that your problem? Lo Pan: [spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses me off to no end! Jack Burton: I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that? Gracie: [on their way to confront Lo Pan] Do you have a gun, I hope? Jack Burton: I have a knife. Gracie: A knife? This guy's twelve feet tall! Jack Burton: Seven. Hey, don't worry, I can handle him. Pretty much the best movie ever made. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Pretty much the best movie ever made. CORRECTION...THEBEST MOVIE EVER MADE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 ^I agree with that statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 http://youtu.be/w1XOfHax6Q8 i'm a really wired..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 "nobody sits like this rock sits. you rock, rock." i <3 huckabees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 - You cool man? - Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. - That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age. - The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Ferreal Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 "Without lamps, there'd be no light" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 THE[/size]BEST MOVIE EVER MADE. agreed! SF based cinema at its finest other good movies that take place in sf??? off top... the rock and copycat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Jisoe, start to finish agree. also "You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a criminal lawyer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desism_ktc Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 chicks dig me cuz I rarely wear underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 i dont know if i'd call this a quote, but... ________________________ "Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that? Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast. ________________________ and the big lebowski is the most quoteable movie ever, i've quoted it 5 times this week, all different quotes in relevant situations. ________________________ LOUD NOISES! .... fuck theres so many.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 "machete don't text" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 "i assume you all have guns and crack!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 "I got mind control over Debo. When he here, I be quiet, but when he leave, I be talkin' again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheve Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Pulp fiction. Breakfast scene with samuel l jackson and john travolta. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6csp2fZt2E Whole clip is cool. Didnt know what quote was better. Something youd have to watch to appreciate. Typing it isnt the same... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 You hear a little girl, Frankie? Is that a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fuckin' girl? What happened to the fuckin' tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his fuckin' ass? lol 2:30 in "Oh uh, there was a... there was a ghost! And, uh, this is... it's ectoplasm! Did you see the ghost? It ran through here! It slimed me!" "You sonofabitch!" "No it wasn't me it was a spooky ghost!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 "machete don't text" my dad, who is almost 70, now says this all the time :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 "Are you willing to die for stupidity Cesar? Cause ya see I am, if it'll teach you something" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANANERS Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 dont know if its been said but lifes a garden digg it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 "THATS NOT A KNIFE...THIS IS A KNIFE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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