..romero.. Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 the woods in my old town were filled with porn.and i mean that shit. probably 5 or 6 stashes in a patch of woods about a square mile in size.MAYBE.it was probably smaller.but the point is the woods are filled with porn.always have been. beleive it or not woodland creatures are pervs and sex addicts.thats why i was never allowed to play in them.my mom was scared i would be raped by a deer or something.it didnt happen though.all deer sex i had as a child was consentual... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jiver Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 these fuckers. bahahaha :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPants Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 My friend owns a bunch of wooded area behind his house and in fact when we were younger sure enough found lots of porn/hobo camps in the 5 or so acres of his land. Primarily ice chests filled with it or scattered about certain areas. I always wondered why somebody needed so much porn?? But it is true, porn found in the woods is always textbook porn.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syneonetrk Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 There aren't too many wooded areas around my town, but I did find a porn dvd on the tracks about a year ago. I was walking home, and i happened to see a perfect condition dvd, that was face down, I picked up and saw that is was some straight mexican porn. The title was in spanish and everything. it wasnt really odd since the tracks are right in back of the park in town that hosts soccer leagues. I dont even remember what happened to that dvd. :eek: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 we found a refrigerator box half full with porn mags when we were kids. 80% of it was Penthouse. My friend and his older brother took half and hid it under the stairs in our building in some water valve door. There had to be like 60+ of them. I took a bunch home. I abused my dick for years...this was one of them. Vanessa Williams had some nice titties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 The few times i've found porno: I was about 12 and rode my bike to the local park and someone had ripped out all the pages of a porno mag and threw them in the sand. I was about 16 and I was driving down the off ramp of the freeway and saw a vhs porno on the side of the off ramp. I went to a spot to paint by the railroad tracks once and found a porno magazine there by some old doscarded railroad tracks. thats about it. well, it happened last night. i usually workout at a gym thats right in the middle of the hood...a couple nights ago there was a hooker standing right next to my car when i came out of the gym and she got run off by two pimps trying to recruit her. so last night i decide to go to the gym in the nicer neighborhood. glad i did, because as i left late at night, i noticed one of those black dvd boxes on the floor two spots away from my car....opened it up and found a brand new copy (not scratched) of 'swallow my sperm p.o.v.' "over 3 hours of hardcore action" score!:lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I have found porn in the woods and have always wondered why and how it ended up there. Freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Group Of Fifth-Grade Boys Discover Pile Of Naked Ladies Discarded In Woods Related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealcityonsmash Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 “Sure, they’re a little dirty, and a couple of them look like they’re from the ’70s, but after we dry them off they’ll be perfect." so true my dear lads, so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 still look down every time I'm out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 lol...awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Homie found a ball on the ground inside a 7 11 in DC too. Like a basketball or soccer ball? Maybe a baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 DLLLUUGGGZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedwacko! Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 always use to find porn as a kid in abandond houses, or walking down allies lol it was like finding fifty bucks on the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MovieBuff Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Yup, when I used to play in the woods with friends, we would find a dirty magazine from time to time. Guess it happens a lot less now, since people can use their phone for porn. Good times :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 looks like all my posts from this thread got deleted...ive basically got some porn im going to get rid of. will put them in the woods....might take pics to share in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Bummer. I feel like my response to that was relatively witty, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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breakfast menu Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 looks like all my posts from this thread got deleted...ive basically got some porn im going to get rid of. will put them in the woods....might take pics to share in this thread. hell yes dude. keep the dream alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 This needs to happen. It's like higher level karma or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 This needs to happen. It's like higher level karma or some shit. Passing on good fappening? No longer will some adolescent have to dream of the cleavage crack on his ugly teacher while rubbing one out. Fear not young one- there is good porn to be found! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Most Arab stores have rags in the back of the registers behind the blunt wraps and bongs... Big Mylar paper blocking the page.. Only peek you get is the title: BIG BLACK ASIAN MAIDS Gimmie last months issue, Boss. Wine Dutch and a port.. Pls. Take debit? Nah I got cash. Head to the woods. Fap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 intersection in front of an elementary school 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 (edited) I found porn tons when I was out in Los Angeles on all of our hiking trips Edited July 2, 2020 by Steel Schnauzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 We are the last generation who did this all the kids have phones or switch or DS with wifi now 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Do they even make porno mags anymore? I had this wooded spot near by when I was a kid we would go fucking off in. Found old porno mag. Took the porno mag home. Went to fuck off in the woods a week later and the woods porno mag re upped. That felt weird even as a young boy. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Do they even make porno mags anymore? I had this wooded spot near by when I was a kid we would go fucking off in. Found old porno mag. Took the porno mag home. Went to fuck off in the woods a week later and the woods porno mag re upped. That felt weird even as a young boy. thou must taketh what the woods giveth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 16 minutes ago, LUGR said: thou must taketh what the woods giveth It was like that scene in the mask where he throws it out the window to get rid of the shit and it magically boomerangs back to the spot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Fear not Oontzers, the porn mag might be a dying breed but if you all send @Schnitzelyour porn favs he'll make a zine you can leave in the woodz to keep tradition alive. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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