Did you ever find porn in the woods?

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Did you, as a kid, find porn in the woods? I did, and I have noticed this is a worldwide phenomena. Why the porn in the woods? Where does the porn in the woods come from?

[chopsticks]

Porn found in the woods or near the tracks are the best porn mags.

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i was the kid that went back for it later,then when the group went for another look the next day it had magicly disappeard,MWAHAHAHA!

[ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME]

these fuckers.

[vanfullofretards]

I found like a thousand copies of the same playboy or penthouse issue soaking in this marsh once... in this really rural area, it was bizarre

[nsmbfan]

actually, yes.

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Grubby little trailer park redneck kids who steal it from their dad and share a room with like 4 other siblings, leaving woods only viable spank spot.

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I found like a thousand copies of the same playboy or penthouse issue soaking in this marsh once... in this really rural area, it was bizarre

 

Ha, one time we broke into a delivery truck and stole boxes of magazines that turned out to be porn. We threw hundreds of copies all over the neighborhood and elementary school. Kind of fucked up when I look back on it, (the elementary school part), but hey, I was a jerk back then.

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[CALIgula]

The few times i've found porno:

 

I was about 12 and rode my bike to the local park and someone had ripped out all the pages of a porno mag and threw them in the sand.

 

I was about 16 and I was driving down the off ramp of the freeway and saw a vhs porno on the side of the off ramp.

 

I went to a spot to paint by the railroad tracks once and found a porno magazine there by some old doscarded railroad tracks.

 

 

thats about it.

[nsmbfan]

Little Johnny was playing by the train tracks, where the steps lead to board the train. He's playin on that overhang when his mama sees him and says, "Little Johnny! Boy you better get down from there, before a train come by and SUCK you off"

 

Little Johnny smiles and says, "C'mon choo choo!"

[viperface]

We found some torn n' maimed porn mags in the woods next to schoolyard back in 1990.

[IrishCarBombs]

keepitrail

[TheShaneCo.]

Porn gives me woods.

[MAR]

Yeah in a cave on a school field trip in middle school. Then gave it to a friend who proceeded to sell a page a buck.

[Crocodile Tears]

im the guy who left it there.

 

im in your wood leaving pr0nz

[Illuminati]

I've found porn in the woods before but nothing compares to the time I found a shack full of porn when I broke into some random towns dump. Seriously this was the dude who works at the dumps work shack and it was floor to ceiling porn and a little tv an vcr with a giant stack of porn movies. Me and my friends ended up stealing a bunch of the porn and filling up the back seat of the car only to later get pulled over by highway patrol who was very confused as to why we were driving around looking at a backseat filled seat high with porn.

[IrishCarBombs]

a big part of my neighborhood in brooklyn is wooded.

spent my childhood building forts and chillen back there.

i guess creepy old guys left there porn there or the older paint ball nerds.

[substanceOVERhype]

always found porns in the woods. even brought porns tot he woods. the woods collects the prons.

[Dark_Knight]

when i worked in the local metroparks..i found kiddie porn pictures on one of the trails. true story.

[SystemFailure]

So there's a Pedophile leading a small boy into the woods. He had asked the small boy to help him find his lost dog. With his flash light dimming and the sun setting the small boy looks up at the Pedophile and says "I sure am scared" The Pedophile looks down at the small boy and replies "Yea? Well at least you're not walking out of here alone tonight."

[SwampFightOner]

There's not really any woods in Providence, but I did once find porn in the wooded area of a local park when I was like 13.

 

I also once encountered a homeless man jerking off in bushes on Amtrak, so I guess they like nature with their masturbation

[dosa312]

 

I think this guy leaves it.

[Reuben Kinkaid]

Why yes, yes I did. Not sure how old it was but I remember one of the mags being in black and white, and I don't think a razor had ever been anywhere near those ladies. A bit too much for my idyllic 10 year old self...

[famecrazy]

This shit happens in Australia too.

[MedicineCabinet]

some homeless guys spank bank that got left behind...

 

do not touch that shit

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[Mercer]

Never in the woods but.....

When I was in 7th grade we were having a skip school party at this girls crib who's mom was at work.

I took a poloroid shot of my dick as a joke and passed it to the girl who's house we were at.

So we were all laughing and decided to run down and leave it on the sidewalk across the street.

We all looked out the window to watch and see who would find it and what they would do.

Sure enough it was some old middle aged lady that stopped and looked down at it and we all started rofl'n.

Bitch picked it up and looked closer for like a minute then put it in her purse and kept it moving.

 

/coolstorybro

[FLEMone]

this reminded me of that vid where dude and this chick shoot this bear and then proceed to have sex on top of it.. so yeah, porn in the woods..

[injury]

i found french lesbian bondage porn in the woods when i was 13-14.