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Did you ever find porn in the woods?

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Did you, as a kid, find porn in the woods? I did, and I have noticed this is a worldwide phenomena. Why the porn in the woods? Where does the porn in the woods come from?

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i was the kid that went back for it later,then when the group went for another look the next day it had magicly disappeard,MWAHAHAHA!

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Grubby little trailer park redneck kids who steal it from their dad and share a room with like 4 other siblings, leaving woods only viable spank spot.

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I found like a thousand copies of the same playboy or penthouse issue soaking in this marsh once... in this really rural area, it was bizarre

 

Ha, one time we broke into a delivery truck and stole boxes of magazines that turned out to be porn. We threw hundreds of copies all over the neighborhood and elementary school. Kind of fucked up when I look back on it, (the elementary school part), but hey, I was a jerk back then.

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The few times i've found porno:

 

I was about 12 and rode my bike to the local park and someone had ripped out all the pages of a porno mag and threw them in the sand.

 

I was about 16 and I was driving down the off ramp of the freeway and saw a vhs porno on the side of the off ramp.

 

I went to a spot to paint by the railroad tracks once and found a porno magazine there by some old doscarded railroad tracks.

 

 

thats about it.

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Little Johnny was playing by the train tracks, where the steps lead to board the train. He's playin on that overhang when his mama sees him and says, "Little Johnny! Boy you better get down from there, before a train come by and SUCK you off"

 

Little Johnny smiles and says, "C'mon choo choo!"

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Yeah in a cave on a school field trip in middle school. Then gave it to a friend who proceeded to sell a page a buck.

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I've found porn in the woods before but nothing compares to the time I found a shack full of porn when I broke into some random towns dump. Seriously this was the dude who works at the dumps work shack and it was floor to ceiling porn and a little tv an vcr with a giant stack of porn movies. Me and my friends ended up stealing a bunch of the porn and filling up the back seat of the car only to later get pulled over by highway patrol who was very confused as to why we were driving around looking at a backseat filled seat high with porn.

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a big part of my neighborhood in brooklyn is wooded.

spent my childhood building forts and chillen back there.

i guess creepy old guys left there porn there or the older paint ball nerds.

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So there's a Pedophile leading a small boy into the woods. He had asked the small boy to help him find his lost dog. With his flash light dimming and the sun setting the small boy looks up at the Pedophile and says "I sure am scared" The Pedophile looks down at the small boy and replies "Yea? Well at least you're not walking out of here alone tonight."

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There's not really any woods in Providence, but I did once find porn in the wooded area of a local park when I was like 13.

 

I also once encountered a homeless man jerking off in bushes on Amtrak, so I guess they like nature with their masturbation

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Why yes, yes I did. Not sure how old it was but I remember one of the mags being in black and white, and I don't think a razor had ever been anywhere near those ladies. A bit too much for my idyllic 10 year old self...

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