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Did you ever find porn in the woods?

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I also found a shit ton of vintage playboys at this abandoned hotel spot in a dumpter. They were awesome but too wet and nasty (no pun) to take home.

 

I also found a gay mag in the woods and put it in one of those blue newspaper bags and put it on this fat kids doorstep

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The forest preserves around Chicago were full of it.

 

I think all my mags as a kid were found either in the woods or in alleys.

 

Perhaps it is some sort of "pay it forward" deal, adults giving back to shorties.

 

But as mentioned, teh interwebz fucked it all up. I'll have to get my son his own computer, the fuck if he's touching my keyboard.

 

 

 

 

 

- on another note - those forest preserves in Chicagoland are maaaad homo.

My dad & sister saw two guys fucking in broad daylight,

there are always weirdos sitting in their cars all day...

plus the bathrooms there are trafficked by down-low type professional business men who get a blow and go on their way home to their wives.

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my parents moved out to the country near a forest preserve and there was a sting operation to catch the fags fucking in the woods. they caught like 10 dudes and one of them was a minister.

 

i rear-ended a guy (nh) that was going to the same forest preserve a few years earlier and he talked like a fag. i probably ruined his day. dude was all hype to go get his dick poopy and ended up having to go to the hospital instead.

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That last one actually made me laugh haha. It looks like hacksaw jim duggan eating the hormel sliced lunch meats.

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once when i was aboot 9 i remember walkin' home with a few mates from school when one of them said "want tae see some pornos?"

 

i was like; "obviously! do yi get tae see fannys?" in the scotland when we fanny, we mean vagina.

 

his reply was "...tits...and fannys..."

 

i remember that day well...

 

they had a whole one page stashed in some bushes near their houses.

 

 

 

other than that i only ever remember finding porno on a building site. that time wasn't nearly as magical

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this thread should be part of the 80-90's memories thread..

 

i once found one magazine all wet, i bring it back home and delicately separate one page after another and suddenly i had this slimy white substance on my bare hands... i thought that i had caught aids for months after that.. good memories

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never found any in tha woods but i used to see shredded up mags and opened up boxes of sex toys cause i lived down tha street from a porn shop but now it's closed.

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