Qawee Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 serious. horrible fucking jokes, i can't even watch a whole episode anymore the shit is so corny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 my dogs name is brian urlacher. i dont watch this show. after about two weeks of having him when asked what his name was and i just said brian, someone responded "oh how cute, like the family guy" i almost barfed and then realized everyonbe in the back of there head was prolly thinking the same thing. i didnt change his name but it annoys me that there is another dog named brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 xanax spelled backwards is indictment Thisx10000000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I believe the best tv show all of you are groping for is the first 48. thanks tho for suggestions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 im pretty sure none of you could make a better cartoon. the show has its dumb moments, but nothings perfect ya god damn complainers. it's innovative (in a way) and its pushing the limits on what can be on tv, which in my opinion is a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 T.V. - apparently the highlight of your weekend. Niggas is sad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted May 3, 2010 Author Share Posted May 3, 2010 tv is my life..the internet would be my life but i cant download any porn...goddamn windows 98 meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted May 3, 2010 Author Share Posted May 3, 2010 seriously though.xanax,it rocks.and so does ativan.i swear to god if i didnt get this shit i would have either offed myself or snapped and murdered a supermarket full of people.thats how stressed out and anxious i was.thank the lord for psychotropics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I don't watch 'new' simpsonses, i just switch them off. New being anything past season 11? I don't watch family guy at all. If I do, then I watch it with a completely straight face just to prove to everyone else in the room how unfunny I think it is. Even if I am on my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 seriously though.xanax,it rocks.and so does ativan.i swear to god if i didnt get this shit i would have either offed myself or snapped and murdered a supermarket full of people.thats how stressed out and anxious i was.thank the lord for psychotropics. You might as well get it over with now then. Vertical, not horizontal. An addiction to Benzo's will either end sometime in your life, or will end your life sometime. Get some fucking hobbies. For fucks sake you pussy, life is not that hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 my family guy sucks thread should be bumped because of this the show is horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 seriously though.xanax,it rocks.and so does ativan.i swear to god if i didnt get this shit i would have either offed myself or snapped and murdered a supermarket full of people.thats how stressed out and anxious i was.thank the lord for psychotropics. maybe i need to try this "xanax" im stressed and paranoid and today while i was eating in the food court i couldnt help but think how much i would enjoy a murderous rampage through the entire shopping complex just gunning down the lowest form of humans that i live with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 how about a copy of Grand Theft Auto instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 maybe i need to try this "xanax" im stressed and paranoid and today while i was eating in the food court i couldnt help but think how much i would enjoy a murderous rampage through the entire shopping complex just gunning down the lowest form of humans that i live with I feel like that alot hahahahaaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 how about a copy of Grand Theft Auto instead? i think the years of playing that may have something to do with it. psyche, studies show there is no link between the emotions felt while playing video games and actually carrying out those actions. themoreyouknow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 disgusting.. but yes tv does suck nowadays... theres some new show on a&e or some shit where some redneck white dude just saws a bunch of random shit in half.. like, for real yo.....? why would you make that a show.....? yea i seen that shit.. i was like "-_- ...really..?" its like a skit they would do on Home Improvement on Tims show.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 i feel like i gotta shit whenever i smoke weed. ~~~fiberz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 that Cleveland show is impossible to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 maybe i need to try this "xanax" im stressed and paranoid and today while i was eating in the food court i couldnt help but think how much i would enjoy a murderous rampage through the entire shopping complex just gunning down the lowest form of humans that i live with Xanax also has a paradoxical side effect of making the user irritable. Strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted May 3, 2010 Author Share Posted May 3, 2010 You might as well get it over with now then. Vertical, not horizontal. An addiction to Benzo's will either end sometime in your life, or will end your life sometime. Get some fucking hobbies. For fucks sake you pussy, life is not that hard. wow...someone doesnt like me haha. btw i have a prescription for all those pills soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. you've obviously never heard of depression or the term panic disorder or ptsd or ocd.because i have all of these things...so for me not to be depressed and fucked up isnt gonna happen.i have no control over it.its a chemical imbalance kinda thing...do you think i enjoy feeling like shit all the time or having panic attacks everyday? no.they're fucking horrible.feeling like your going to die constantly or your gonna have a heart attack or that your gonna lose control constantly all day everyday will wear you out after a while.honestly after 6 or 7 years of that shit i just dont have any energy to do shit.after a while of never feeling good and always feeling angry will stress you to the point where you want to kill yourself.so fuck it.honestly i went through a point where i literally couldnt sleep for about a week.i would go to sleep for an hour or so and then wake up shaking uncontrollably.shit like that gets to you after a little while and you either get really really angry/paranoid or really really sad and depressed.i dont expect you to understand what im going through but life has been hell for the last few years and xanax and ativan help me cope. i've honestly never felt better.so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I am a huge Simpsons fan, own seasons 4-10 on DVD (the only good seasons). However, I never even opened the boxes, I dont need to - I memorized all the lines. I refuse to watch anything past season 10. I have not seen a new episode in... shit i have no idea - the better part of a decade. I'm debating negro-propping the OP for even mentioning FG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted May 3, 2010 Author Share Posted May 3, 2010 but but...i thought we were friends... i even gave you that ring.the one where you and i both get on and when we put them together they glow..dont you remember that? fine do what you want.but know this...you will no longer be welcome at my swimming pool...which admittedly is just a box lined with plastic that i filled up with my water hose but thats besides the point.it gets mighty hot out here in the summer drue...are you really willing to give up the cool relaxing feeling of swimming in a low budget pool just to show your distaste in my choice of thread subjects? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 At least I'm aware that I'm a fiend for Xannies. So there is a slight feeling of dissipating guilt right before I eats em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 sorry hope, no negs dispsensed, just face palm for a FG complaint thread. It is like going on sports boards and wading through the 20 threads out of 30 bitching about ESPN's biased coverage. Solution for both? Stop watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Somebody needs a Heineken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted May 3, 2010 Author Share Posted May 3, 2010 really i just thought it was crazy that they would show it on fox and all.i mean fox news is so conservative and yet they show a baby getting rimjobbed...i do not understand this hypocrisy.. casek or mercer with their infinite wisdom need to get their asses in here and explain this shit to me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 wow...someone doesnt like me haha. btw i have a prescription for all those pills soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. you've obviously never heard of depression or the term panic disorder or ptsd or ocd.because i have all of these things...so for me not to be depressed and fucked up isnt gonna happen.i have no control over it.its a chemical imbalance kinda thing...do you think i enjoy feeling like shit all the time or having panic attacks everyday? no.they're fucking horrible.feeling like your going to die constantly or your gonna have a heart attack or that your gonna lose control constantly all day everyday will wear you out after a while.honestly after 6 or 7 years of that shit i just dont have any energy to do shit.after a while of never feeling good and always feeling angry will stress you to the point where you want to kill yourself.so fuck it.honestly i went through a point where i literally couldnt sleep for about a week.i would go to sleep for an hour or so and then wake up shaking uncontrollably.shit like that gets to you after a little while and you either get really really angry/paranoid or really really sad and depressed.i dont expect you to understand what im going through but life has been hell for the last few years and xanax and ativan help me cope. i've honestly never felt better.so fuck off. Nah. It's not that I don't like you. I don't waste my time or energy hating anybody via the interwebs. However it's obvious that we wouldn't be friends IRL. I don't kick it with self-loathing girly men. Kids like that just end up harshing my vibe, bro. Depression? Sorry to burst the tiny bubble you live in - but depression happens to everybody. It's just that most people know how to cope without a prescription for bars. I've always been an advocate for natural remedies, though. So yeah my opinion is biased. I also believe that conditions like you mentioned (especially depression) are way over-diagnosed. It's all a ploy to get saps like yourself hooked on scripts. God damn, kids are some fucking pussies these days. And how the fuck do you have PTSD? You were diagnosed at birth or something? You got it from watching Fox animated sitcoms? I am actually curious. Do tell... I want to say a lot more on this topic. But all this staring at a monitor in a dark room shit has me feeling a bit blue. I usually cure that by going for a surf. Since the waves aren't doing it today I'll have to run option #2 - which is hanging out at the food court in the mall and exposing my genitals to small children. Yep. I'm that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 fox/spike tv (spike tv being the more obvious one - all the red of fox tv, minus the serious political agenda) are neanderthal networks a few shows/movies played get a pass, most are straight garbage "dumbass sounding college fratboy narrator, how exciting! things go boom! now lets pack our 50 hidious inbred kids in the rusty shitbox & head on down to KFC for your cousin or sisters wedding party" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 & off they went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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