Swindle Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ya i usually only get Civics or A4s. STI = sexually transmitted infection. i guess they didn't tell america that the they changed STD to STI because infection is a more accurate than the word disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i like the green and orange so im stealin it too /nh have painted every day for two weeks :( i want this one for my list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I HAVE: -Given a girl a DP with a friend THIS GAY ASS NIGGA RUBBED BALLS WITH HIS HOMIE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Who said anything about 2 dicks touching? You think that I wouldn't take extra precautions for that to not happen? At no point did I "cross swords" with said friend, but there was always the potential for it to happen, I guess I was just lucky that it didn't. It's physically impossible to DP a bitch without rubbing your balls on your homies balls. YOU RUBBED BALLS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 BALL RUBBING PEOPLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I made one for DAO since he doesn't seem to understand the point of this thread: Have: Fought a bunch of people Moved cross country to get away from some warrants Had a kid Shot a dude in a movie theater for being too loud Eaten Lobster Have not: Eaten sushi Managed to get away from the cops every time worn tight pants I've eaten Sushi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Nigga ate mini cheesesteaks with chopsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I am sorry to say DAO but judging by your response, it isn't physically impossible at all. Fact is, we were NOT making a porno and had to worry about getting the camera shots and things, but fact is, no ball rubbing occured. Sorry to burst your homo fantasy bubble there chief, now I will let you go back to getting your hole fingerbanged by your wife. You left that off your list Harvey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Nigga ate mini cheesesteaks with chopsticks. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 explain. cuz imma be 18 soon and this might be tight. go on their website, click the "own your own arbys" fill out the application, you will get an email, follow the directions in the email. explain this too i go to africa with my work every summer, the town we were spending the night in had a military enforced curfew (which we didnt know about) so we were at the "bar" getting hammered on some homemade shit and decided to walk back and one of the patrolling soldiers yelled something in the native language at us and thats what i replied with. my boss then showed the soldier a letter from the african equivalent of a mayor and he let us go. i didnt remember it but thats what my boss said what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I HAVE: -read the entire bible -smoked various unknown plants -stole from a charity helping starving african kids -got a hand job while riding in the same car as my parents I HAVEN'T: -had a near death experience -watched an entire game of football -been to Europe or Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 STI = sexually transmitted infection. i guess they didn't tell america that the they changed STD to STI because infection is a more accurate than the word disease why so serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 HAVE: Been on the phone with my gf while fucking someone else. Fucked the same girl 5 times in one day. Have choked a random guy out cold for talking shit. Brought a gun to school and *didn't* get booked. Broken a bullet proof window with my ass. HAVE NOT: Painted everyday for two weeks ( Thanks for the idea ) Eaten out a girl ( Not sure if I'm planning to ) Failed a class. Been robbed or jumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 sorry to be negative, but alot of you brag about lame shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i dont know who this woman is :confused: please tell me your kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 sorry to be negative, but alot of you brag about lame shit. nobody is really bragging in the sense, the topic basically calls the poster to recite instances in their lives that pertain to things they HAVE / HAVE NOT done... i though you knew, homie??? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Color Scheme, Stolen Have - graduated college, i hold 2 seperate degrees. 1 in Fine Arts, the other don't worry about - drove cross country starting in Vancover - been to Canada multiple times - Snowboarded Mont Tremblant - Been to Loretta Lynn's Ranch in Tennessee for the Dirt Bike Nationals - tried everything thing under the sun except, crack & various reseach shit - Swam with Baracudas (not the smartest idea) - didn't have a legal job for 2 years of my life, but was employeed - been arrested more times than i can remember - totalled a car - taught myself to ride a motorcycle, brand new, right outta my driveway - have topped my motorcycle out at 170-180mph, late night highway runs - i can count on 2 hands how many times i should have died by now - Fired guns - i just ate sushi - had coffee - slept a 24 hr period before - been up for days, with and without chemical help - held 3 jobs at once Have Not - been to Europe, Asia, or South America - been married - shot or stabbed - locked up behind bars - cared about serious shit in good amount of time now done for now, more to come... ** side note my "Have Not" section is smaller, i guess cuz, i dont care and i do what i want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 HAVE NOT[/color]: Eaten out a girl ( Not sure if I'm planning to ) Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 sorry to be negative, but alot of you brag about lame shit. feel free to bless us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Make sure to include throwing a mcdonalds salad at some girls door as a weak form of revenge in your "I Have" list. Thats a good one. Edit: Shit, or was that turbocapslock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I HAVE: -got a hand job while riding in the same car as my parents i hope your moms is hot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 have: got beat at pool by a thai hooker in the middle east saw the mona lisa (yeah it is really small) smoked a cuban cohiba did not see the sun for 3 months straight. had surgery ate datura and lost my mind for 2 days have not: been to jail surfed owned a tv with cable/any channels for 3 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Hank Williams Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Have done. Worked 30 hours straight. Worked 16 hour days for 19 days straight. hit a professional skateboarder with a skateboard. Not done. Never tried smoking. Drank a cup of coffee. Never went on an airplane till I was 26. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I am sorry to say DAO but judging by your response, it isn't physically impossible at all. Fact is, we were NOT making a porno and had to worry about getting the camera shots and things, but fact is, no ball rubbing occured. Sorry to burst your homo fantasy bubble there chief, now I will let you go back to getting your hole fingerbanged by your wife. You left that off your list Harvey. Either you and your boy have some seriously small nutsacks, or you were rubbing balls. Stop lying nigga, you rubbed balls with your homie. And even if my wife did put her finger in my ass... YOUR BALLSACK RUBBED AGAINST YOUR HOMIES BALLSACK. WHILE HAVING SEX. YOU BASICALLY HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH YOUR HOMEBOY. NIGGA YOU GAY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 have: fucked the same girl more than 5 times in a day been to europe been to asia been to the southern hemisphere seen the mona lisa had poison oak on me nuts killed a chicken painted 2 weeks straight been arrested sex in public surfed been barreled surfing hospitalized myself skateboarding seen a live sex show in amsterdam seen rage against the machine have not: hopped a freight tried lsd been robbed been to nyc seen a full episode of seinfeld been put in a cell owned a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 sorry to be negative, but alot of you brag about lame shit. ^True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 HAVE[/color][/u][/b]: Fucked the same girl 5 times in one day. HAVE NOT: Eaten out a girl ( Not sure if I'm planning to ) This doesn't sound right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 sorry to be negative, but alot of you brag about lame shit. ^True story. says the guy that brags about his cheesesteaks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 says the guy that brags about his cheese steaks.... I don't even have any cheesesteaks to brag about. I wish I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: - Given a cop the finger while driving a police car (/no police) -Fucked someone twice my age -Been chased by a police helicopter twice and made a get away -Got a blowjob from a girl id just met by asking frankly -Gone to the virgin islands for free -Saved a life I have not: - Had children -Date someone over a year -Worked a minimum wage job -Broken anything(Bodywise) -Liked Basketball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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