humbert Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE: - Never broken a bone in bone in my body. Touch wood. - Watched 15 year old girls whore themselves (literally) to strangers whilst regularly visiting a house of homeless kids. Disturbing fucking shit. - Lied to women multiple times while I was younger in order to fuck older chicks, then told them my real age whilst leaving. The looks on their faces are worth saving. I HAVE NOT: - Ever drunk coffee intentionally (but i love the smell) - Ever been in a car accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have Lived in germany been to been to 4 countrys in europe gone to 7 different schools growing up i havent ever not led a very structured life been further west in the us than colorado been to the far east, middle east, or australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whut Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have performed a haka (maori war dance) dressed a dead body performed CPR on someone turned an octopuss's head inside out an tore its organs out (they make ok bait when fishing) made a cool bow and arrow out of sticks and fishing line. I haven't touched snow or seen it up close, only on distant mountains. eaten a cheezesteak been tattoo'd had gay sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have: -Slipped a disc (or some shit like that) in my back due to having sex on a tile floor. -Almost been run over by a visibly upset police officer, yet managed to evade arrest that night. -Blacked out from drinking and woken up in my driveway, and noticed that I had profusely vomited all over my neighbor's car. -Eaten pig ears -Been hit in the head with a beer bottle and received no wound Have not: -Eaten lobster, which seems to be a trend -Owned a fitted cap for any team besides the Red Sox -Drank tequila -Broken a bone -Been stung by a bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have: - signed many autographs, including one on a girls dildo - seen a ghost that looked exactly like Jesus in my living room - performed ethnic Ukrainian folk dances in front of large audiences - received a full scholarship to a very good university just from playing the piano I haven't: - eaten sushi - gotten into a fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have been in a hellacopter seen a deviated septum i have not eaten clam chowder (born n raised in boston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainframe Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 hellacopter nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Seen a deviated septum? What do you mean? Someones nose split open and shit? I have one, and you can't tell from the outside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 been in a hellacopter Me too, they're hella nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 HAVE -Flown a few aeroplanes solo including stunt planes and performed basic aerobatics. -Been fully knocked out in a street fight and had no idea where I was and how I got there. Luckily they weren't total arseholes and left me once they realised I was unconscious. -Trained MT in thailand -25 meter cliff jump without shoes on, without any smaller jumps prior. -Quit smoking cigarettes cold turkey after 5-6 years of smoking -Fractured my spine in 2 places (have been told I will make a full recovery) -too many regrets NOT -fucked 2 girls at once -Done back to back seasons @ snow -Euro summer trip -fall in love with someone I could see myself with for many years to come -Been in a police chase for the fun of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lako Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have Broken bones skateboarding Had the bartender give me 55 bucks change for a 60 dollar tab bought weed from a place of business Have not taken a random chick home from the bar been to a strip club ( refuse to pay for a hard on and fake conversation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have: probably wasted my youth been to wendy's twice in one day almost choked to death fired a musket voted been hit on by a pregnant woman called the police on a house cleaner gained 60 pounds in 4 months been in a car accident drank 3 gallons of water in 4 hours, no bueno been "involuntarily detained" in baltimore by the DHS got away with stupid shit i never thought i would have gotten myself into a lot of debt that will take me years to repay realized i will most likely never get married been loyal lost a friend in the VT shooting have not: been arrested (knock on wood) met famous writers done drugs broken up with anyone been to a strip club been to more than one concert voted democrat used anything other than american paint broken anyones hymen (my buddy was not so lucky) been robbed (knock on wood) painted a whole car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE: met Denzel Washington been put on 5150 (more than once) gone the first 10 years of my life not knowing how to ride a bike seen and felt ghosts gone about 4 days without sleep smoked a 4 foot blunt (it was rolled in paper bags and glued with honey.) been in a riot I HAVEN'T: known a female that I've enjoyed the company of (the good ones always get away) been in a fight heard a bad song by Roy Ayers seen anything good on TV since i was 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: Stabbed someone Pissed, shit and vomited all at once. Recorded a rap album Driven at 130 mph Been in a gang Smashed my bare ass though a living room window Escaped a police copter Found God and lost him again Done enough LSD to make you trip Blew up a telephone pole causing a blackout HAVE NOT Banged a black chick ...That's all I got. I've done a lot of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DHS+5150, care to elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I haven't: - gotten into a fight dude are you serious??? lolol.your lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have: - seen Denzel Washington play Julius Ceasar in a broadway play - seen the Oscar Meyer weiner driving on the highway - gone over 150mph - drove for 13 hours straight only stopping for gas and drive thru food - avoided being robbed by some dudes just by letting them know i was on to them, and then watched them walk across the street and rob some guy hailing a taxi - seen a tractor trailer crash thru the wall of a bridge on the highway, burst into flames, and saw the driver jump outta the truck on fire 50 ft to the river below have not: - blacked out from drinking - gone skydiving, although i think im gonna try - left the continent of North America - seen the appeal of cigarettes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: Planned and went through with a heist. Switched all the rims on someones car with spare tires at 3am Hit a guy in a lacrosse game and gave him a concussion Hit a guy once and knocked him out. Have not: Been drunk, Been high, Failed a class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have -Travelled to London, Paris, Switzerland, Italy -Got drunk in Sorento with some shitty band named Neon Neon -Stuck a piece of chewed gum on an authentic Jackson Pollock -Embedded the bridge of a kid's glasses in his skin -Broke said kid's braces off -Rode down a steep hill in a shopping cart -Shot a potato cannon at a bicyclist -Never done homework, can always ace tests. -Drove a racing lawnmower Have Not -Havn't seen Superbad -Havn't ever barfed from drinking too much/had a hangover -Havn't skateboarded ever -Havn't ever been camping -Havn't ever learned to snap or whistle nor can I jump rope -Havn't ever had a long term girlfriend -Havn't gotten beat by one person one on one ever, not three either, 5 will do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 HAVE Banged a chick "on the Rag" HAVE NOT Banged a chick "on the Rag" since.....................:crap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i added "in a lacrosse game" to the wrong one, i decked a dude and gave him a concussion, knocked the dude out in a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ZOMG! Tell us about the hundreds of playmates you slept with too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have met danny glover (asshole) climbed a mountain had a ballcuzzi(stuck my nuts in a cup of warm water and had my girl make bubbles with a straw) knocked a dude out with one punch gotten threatening pm's from a certain drummer in a band with a name that rhymes with cars holta. sold weed to huey, of pop lock and drop it fame. have not paid less than 75 bucks for a pair of sneakers since freshman year of h.s. seen my mom in over 2 years 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have -played michael jordans son in a basketball game while michael jordan watched -gotten barreled surfing -given an important speech in front of a large audience after smoking two blunts, then received a standing ovation -had sex in public haven't -been to a baseball game -had butt sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 -gotten barreled surfing you mean like getting tossed underwater and shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE* CLICKED ON THIS THREAD. I HAVE NOT* BEEN A TPWF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have -Travelled to London, Paris, Switzerland, Italy -Got drunk in Sorento with some shitty band named Neon Neon -Stuck a piece of chewed gum on an authentic Jackson Pollock -Embedded the bridge of a kid's glasses in his skin -Broke said kid's braces off -Rode down a steep hill in a shopping cart -Shot a potato cannon at a bicyclist -Never done homework, can always ace tests. -Drove a racing lawnmower Have Not -Havn't seen Superbad -Havn't ever barfed from drinking too much/had a hangover -Havn't skateboarded ever -Havn't ever been camping -Havn't ever learned to snap or whistle nor can I jump rope -Havn't ever had a long term girlfriend -Havn't gotten beat by one person one on one ever, not three either, 5 will do it It's because you're probably fighting kents that don't have a chance to fight back. 99% of the people I know who brag about their fighting are pretty terrible, esp/ in the ring. They need friends, alcohol or weapons to back themselves up. Canon story on the other hand :lol: Have: Planned and went through with a heist. Give some details if you got caught, it's too long for them to follow it up or vaguely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Kents an English slang term? Anyway, didn't think I was bragging. Besides not much to brag about on the glasses and braces tip, it was 10th grade. But it's all good glad you liked the potato cannon mischief hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 built my own computer before age 10 I'm calling shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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