MAR Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 And windsurfing. also kite surfing, but those shouldn't be to hard to rack up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Have: Understood the meaning of life. Lived in Australia. Walked on the Great Wall of China Eaten mushrooms in Amsterdam Been to 19 countries. Had my jaw broken. which led to my mouth being wired shut for the bone to heal (couldn't eat anything solid for 6 weeks) Eaten a lobster Earned a Bachelor's Degree Jumped off a train going about 40mph and got the back of my bleeding head stapled up Been in a motorcycle accident Have not: Yet achieved my goals Banged a black chick Been to South America Done crystal meth Ridden a camel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Have: Understood the meaning of life. Im very intrested in other peoples theories on shit like this. Would you care to elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have:[/color] Lost 10 thousand dollars in the stock market. Lived in Israel for two years. Saw a cat get run over by a truck. Dated a girl who was injured in a suicide attack the year before. Ate a whole pizza at the age of 7. Had a fist fight with twins, who had 20lbs on me each, and won. (freshman year of hs) Lived in 6 different states and one country before I graduated high school. Got a rare bacterial infection from chinese food and was called by the CDC. Drank a whole bottle of 80 proof grapa and didn't get drunk. I have not: Eaten pig, rabbit, shell fish or any other non-kosher animal. Scuba dived. Gone sky diving. Done any illegal drugs. Been arrested (but close). Ever been knocked out. [ATTACH]118146.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 more like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have- smoked crack with a member of this forum EBPH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Have: Understood the meaning of life. Im very intrested in other peoples theories on shit like this. Would you care to elaborate? it's nothing complicated. my take on life is simply to experience as much as possible, meet as many people as possible, make good memories, and be positive and happy. a lot of people seem to forget that last one... usually as a result of being too busy worrying about shit like work, status, and money. everything you do in life, you do to achieve one goal: happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 more like... Nah... more like: [ATTACH]118147.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have- smoked crack with a member of this forum I have not- shot heroin with anyone on this forum disgusting. like your appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 ^Nigga you took a battered crackwhore on a date. And kissed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have: Been bopped many times, and gone to court for random shit for years... I have not: Been convicted of a damn thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 have: jumped off a bridge 40 ft into water learned who my friends are had sex with a licensed clown (she graduated from clown college for real) been to most of the islands in the carribean (st. thomas ftw) owned only two cars in 10 years, total spent: $2,700 + $2000 in maintenance costs haven't: smoked wet (very popular in the south) owned an Apple product wore tight pants since 1989 grown up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 have: slept with at least one girl of every race (black white asian and latino) worked my ass off for just a paycheck but no satisfaction successfully lied to cops to avoid arrest on several occasions then later, got a warrant and had my house raided had regret no idea what what happened to my friend, but he disappeared in oct 2001:( flown personal use hash & bud on a transatlantic flight post 9/11 managed to get out of a felony ADW charge but my lawyer cost a boatload have not: broken any bones been to a football game traveled as much as i would like hopped a freight train (or become a freights!) had duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 this is a thinly veiled snitch yourself out thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 the state of Ohio, more specifically the city of cleveland. try seeing the sun in the winter. just try. actually not my reason at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have: Been robbed at gunpoint in my own crib, and also been carjacked I have not: Been able to exact my revenge for either one of those incidents yet. Oh well, a dish best served cold they say.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Ds Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 i have: not been able to sign into my screename because you cant log off 12oz apparently done everything seen everything i am everything have not: anything. -spenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 damn care to elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 i have extracted my own DNA i have not gotten cable tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 good thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 [ATTACH]118146[/ATTACH] Nope, but keep riding my dick. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 i have: not been able to sign into my screename because you cant log off 12oz apparently I've only had this problem when using Google Chrome. Opera logs you out automatically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 HAVE/ killed a snake bombed a wall heater with method man seen a 13 car pile up happen had to outrun a bushfire in a car drowned and been resucitated HAVE NOT eaten KFC seen a shark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 have: - at one time been pretty good at throwing knives/ hatchets - cauterized wounds with hot knives, not my wounds - swam across a lake, about 2 miles there and back - been on a manhunt for a dude who tried to kidnap my buddy when we were 14, cops found him first - had an arrow shot through my foot by a junkie, it was actually 3 nails on a stick - been robbed at gunpoint and had no money to hand over - seen 4 cars flipped over in Coloroado in a day, one had people hanging out bleeding everywhere, another was on fire have not: - ever been stung by a jelly fish - had a cheesesteak from philly - have not met any of you, except for maybe 2-3 people - ever found the Office to be a show worth my time - ever had to perform CPR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have: Been robbed at gunpoint in my own crib, and also been carjacked I have not: Been able to exact my revenge for either one of those incidents yet. Oh well, a dish best served cold they say.... ME TOO AND ME EITHER DAMNIT i was made to strip neked and found myself at the bottom of a 8 neked friend pile. My head got split and i needed stitches. 5 being strippers fake titties and tears smothering me. I almost drowned. Got took for 4K collectively Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i have: not been able to sign into my screename because you cant log off 12oz apparently done everything seen everything i am everything have not: anything. -spenty in your internet options delete all. Cookies, passwords, temp internet files, history. That will log you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i have been robbed at gunpoint in my own crib i have been mugged at gunpoint on the street twice i have had 2 cars stolen i have spent a year in the county jail I have a bachelors degree I have had more careless sex than i care to think about I have other shit i could declare but im paranoid I have never got VD I have never broken a bone I have never used meth I have never had anything nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have- . landed a fakie / 180 heel flip /backside body variable 2x. could only do it fakie. still not sure what to call it. . had sex with 9 different girls in 10 days . had sex with a 19 YO lesbian (virgin to guys) in the club and was caught in the act by her girlfriend...only cuz i was calling/programming her number into my phone without realizing it was a land line to her apt w/GF on the other line. she came to the club and was mad. . done coke for free with a post-op tranny in the restroom of a fancy restaurant/club . bought a hotel penthouse suite for 750$ that i only stayed in for 6 hours. i havent- . done a pop shove it . got a girl preggers . tested posi for an STD . payed for coke . gone a year without having to borrow money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have- . landed a fakie / 180 heel flip /backside body variable 2x. could only do it fakie. still not sure what to call it. i'd call it badass. then youtube it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 wouldnt that be a fakie big flip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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