Dark_Knight Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 WTF? Not even in elementary school??? God damn! you all need to toughen up a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have: 'partied' with an actress have not: done any coke :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ACTUALLY A FEW YEARS AGO OVER BY BROADWAY I SEEN THIS 18 WHEELER JACKKNIFE ON THE HIGH WAY, TURN COMPLETELY SIDEWAYS ACROSS ALL LANES, FLIP ON ITS SIDE AND BLOW UP. THE DRIVER CLIMBED UP AND OUT THE PASSENGER WINDOW ONTO THE GROUND AFTER THE FIRST TANK BLEW UP AND WAS FINE. NO ONE EVEN HAD TO STAY OVER NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL I WAS ABOUT 10 CAR LENGTHS BACK FROM ALL THIS ON MY WAY TO HOUSTON FOR A SHOW LEANED OUTTA MY FACE. OK IT WASNT BROADWAY IT WAS NACOGDOCHES OBVIOUSLY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Movies don't count. took a long ass time but i found something on it, its like 2/5 of the way down... MVA HAVERHILL MA RTE 495 NB BETWEEN EXIT 47-48 OVER THE MERRIMACK RIVER TT UNIT INTO GUARD RAIL DRIVER JUMPED INTO THE RIVER HAS BEEN RESCUED VIA BOAT REQUEST FOR MEDFLIGHT L/Z WILL BE THE SCENE C33 [TAC9-C135]. 7:17p.m. U/D MVA HAVERHILL MA RTE 495 NB BETWEEN EXIT 47-48 TT UNIT WAS PARTIALLY OVER GUARD RAIL AND F/I DRIVER JUMPED INTO THE RIVER HAS BEEN RESCUED 1045-C2 WITH BURNS MEDFLIGHT DIVERTED TO HOLY FAMILY HOSPITAL [TAC9-C135]. 7:22p.m. U/D MVA HAVERHILL/METHUEN MA RTE 495 NB BETWEEN EXIT 47-48 TIER 1 DISTRICT 6 HAZ-MAT TEAM REQUESTED FOR DIESEL FUEL SPILL INTO THE MERRIMACK RIVER UNKNOWN AMOUNT AT THIS TIME *154.3625/154.01* [TAC9-C135]. 7:41p.m. http://forums.firehouse.com/showthread.php?t=69961 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have: been to most of the eu had a bent judge on my case sniffed coke off tits have not: seen titanic eaten a shrimp eaten meat in 5 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ACTUALLY A FEW YEARS AGO OVER BY BROADWAY I SEEN THIS 18 WHEELER JACKKNIFE ON THE HIGH WAY, TURN COMPLETELY SIDEWAYS ACROSS ALL LANES, FLIP ON ITS SIDE AND BLOW UP. THE DRIVER CLIMBED UP AND OUT THE PASSENGER WINDOW ONTO THE GROUND AFTER THE FIRST TANK BLEW UP AND WAS FINE. NO ONE EVEN HAD TO STAY OVER NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL I WAS ABOUT 10 CAR LENGTHS BACK FROM ALL THIS ON MY WAY TO HOUSTON FOR A SHOW LEANED OUTTA MY FACE. The way dude described it, it sounds like he's talking about the truck went through the jersey bariers, burst into flames mid air, and dude jumped out on fire while plumeting to the river or whatever. Sounds like a movie scene to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 DAMN A NIGGA GET NO FUCKIN CREDIT FOR DROPPIN PICS I TOOK MYSELF IN THE HAVE/HAVE NOT THREAD? FUCK YALL! BIG FISH STORY ASS NIGGAS HAHAHA /NOTMAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 dao you are fucking power posting in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have talked my way out of a dui i havent ever seen the ocean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 not that kind of 'party'. fun nonetheless. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE- -met an old school owner of a brazilian favela who has killed like 80 people (now his son is the owner) -been to brazilian jail -train hopped I HAVE NOT- swam in the pacific ocean mailed raven his pachaage yet smoked crack legally worked in almost 3 years 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE- -been to brazilian jail What was that like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have Lived in europe for 6 years Had boiling water spilled on my face Had lobster spilled on my face Seen a woman with no tits Been bite by a pelican Been left in a gas station when i was 4 I Haven't Had sex in the shower. yet Done shrooms coke acid or sherm. yet Been to Moldavia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 how does one 'spill' a lobster?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 the lobsters were being cooked in the boiling water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I Have: Stage dived off of various objects up to ~10 feet high Been on the cover of a relatively well known magazine Skateboarded at 4am while tripping face Had a fire escape fall down about 10 or 15 feet while i was climbing it Slept for 32 hours, only getting up to go to the bathroom Stayed awake for ~72 hours Received a BA in 3.5 years with multiple semesters of only taking 1-2 classes I Have Not: Been arrested or received any tickets Been out of North America Had White Castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: Regularly visited 12 ounce for more than 5 years Have not: Seen a thread this entertaining in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 What was that like? imagine sitting on the floor in a dirty bathroom with only your boxers with a bunch of dumb fuckers who act like they been there plenty of other times.. not fun trying to sober up in a place like that either...eventually they let me go and that experience only lasted like 7 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 imagine sitting on the floor in a dirty bathroom with only your boxers with a bunch of dumb fuckers who act like they been there plenty of other times.. not fun trying to sober up in a place like that either...eventually they let me go and that experience only lasted like 7 hours 7 hours aint shit for holding cell time. Other than the boxers part, sounds like the usual shit that I'm used to. Only you get out quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 All you niggas talking about you never been arrested are really just outing yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE: -Been in a high speed chase with someone who is now a convicted murderer. We were caught, I was cuffed, they beat him and then let me go as I was just the 'innocent passenger'. -Been in a porn magazine shoot but never signed the release forms. -Been forced to leave a stripclub due to accidently biting the strippers tit while being insanely drunk. -Seen the show in Amsterdam where the girl writes on someones chest with a sharpie. -Dated a schoolgirl who turned into a stripper the day after she turned 18, coincedently, that day was Valentines Day. -Went undefeated in Street Fighter 4 at the Trocadero arcade in London. -Never lost a 100m sprint up to the age of 16 when I started to smoke weed and thus retired. -Stayed in the Red Light District of Amsterdam for 3 and a half weeks straight. -Crashed my V8 at a 90' bend while drunk, hit a curb went down an embankment and ended up thru a fence, but escaped any charges by lying to the police and saying my car was stolen -Fucked 2 girls at the same time and was disappointed. -Given a girl a DP with a friend -Fucked someones mum, and this caused her husband at the time to divorce her -put 3 people in hospital while playing Australian Rules Football -had sex on a balcony at the Paramount nightclub on a Saturday night overlooking James St in Northbridge I HAVE NOT -Driven an exotic car (yet) -Gone to Eastern Europe (yet) -had sex with a man -ate oysters -broken a bone in my body -been arrested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE: -Been in a high speed chase with someone who is now a convicted murderer. We were caught, I was cuffed, they beat him and then let me go as I was just the 'innocent passenger'. -Been in a porn magazine shoot but never signed the release forms. -Been forced to leave a stripclub due to accidently biting the strippers tit while being insanely drunk. -Seen the show in Amsterdam where the girl writes on someones chest with a sharpie. -Dated a schoolgirl who turned into a stripper the day after she turned 18, coincedently, that day was Valentines Day. -Went undefeated in Street Fighter 4 at the Trocadero arcade in London. -Never lost a 100m sprint up to the age of 16 when I started to smoke weed and thus retired. -Stayed in the Red Light District of Amsterdam for 3 and a half weeks straight. -Crashed my V8 at a 90' bend while drunk, hit a curb went down an embankment and ended up thru a fence, but escaped any charges by lying to the police and saying my car was stolen -Fucked 2 girls at the same time and was disappointed. -Given a girl a DP with a friend -Fucked someones mum, and this caused her husband at the time to divorce her -put 3 people in hospital while playing Australian Rules Football -had sex on a balcony at the Paramount nightclub on a Saturday night overlooking James St in Northbridge I HAVE NOT -Driven an exotic car (yet) -Gone to Eastern Europe (yet) -had sex with a man -ate oysters -broken a bone in my body -been arrested Some homophobics would say........."You are visibly contradicting yourself". A handjob is sex, kinda. So, why wouldn't rubbing two dicks on each other not a sex act?:o :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Who said anything about 2 dicks touching? You think that I wouldn't take extra precautions for that to not happen? At no point did I "cross swords" with said friend, but there was always the potential for it to happen, I guess I was just lucky that it didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 that layer of tissue between the puss and the ass is probably only about 1/4 thick.. im SURE yalls legs were saying hello to each other though..just sayin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Yeah in some ways they were, but I was high as a motherfucker and it was fun as hell to degrade that bitch (as she was begging for more and didn't want me to leave afterwards). Anyway, it was something nobody else on here has said they have done and I am not ashamed of it, I just think it is weird that you all think fucking a girl with a friend is gay in some way. But even stranger is that I didn't specify that it was a DP with another guy, for all you knew it could have been a 2nd girl with a strapon lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 But even stranger is that I didn't specify that it was a DP with another guy, for all you knew it could have been a 2nd girl with a strapon lol. :lol: You got a point. I just know some people find that gay. I kinda do. But, as long as you were high, you probably wouldn't even feel the "rub" if it even happened. The degradation part is a perfectly acceptable reason to dp. Hats off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have; had a threesome at 15 admited to drink driving with no license in a friends car to a cop while drunk and on shrooms..and getting off scott free. had a week of sleeping with different girls every night and not getting STI's or kids. asked someone if they were "mad" and then beat the shit out of them. met people from 12oz. been asked by a girl to degrade her. and about an hour ago i made a sextape in the front of my friends car with some girl. have not; done enough rap letters done coke knocked someone out in one hit. gone back back to cali cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have been shot at fucked my teacher raced a car at the drags had my house burn down seen someone die Have Not enjoyed all the things i've had to witness broken a bone been in a car accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have found a dead body won a rap battle have not moved houses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: -Seen a young girl get hit by a car in the road bordering Harrods (the alleyway type one). - Not -eaten a Philly Cheesesteak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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