beardo Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 thought I'd bring this rather interesting basis of a conversation I had yesterday to you crazy oontz kids. the gist is coming up with things you have done that your average person has not, and things your every day person has done, but you haven not. example: I have - been instructed on how to drive a locomotive exchanged community service for jail time I nave not- eaten lobster drank a cup of coffee I'm sure this one will turn out a lot of interesting results. holla. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have- learned how to repair and build bikes (mostly) built my own computer before age 10 I have not- been to the west coast, yet. finished painting a piece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i have - lit my face on fire i have not - tried fresca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Never drank a cup of coffe??? WTF? I dont do coffee either, but IDK how that hasnt happened to you. HAVE: Crawled around my house for a full week because nonstop gunfire for 8 days (thank God we had enough food). Hit over 70 females, easily. Lost count. Still clean, *knock on wood* HAVENT: Gotten popped *knock on wood again* Gone to the West Coast at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have met an international drugs smuggler broken a tree with my head I haven't learnt how to drive a car (I am 31!!!) or a motorbike for that matter hence the breaking of a tree kept in touch with pretty much every person I have ever met Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have Landed myself in a wonderful career and life I could never have imagined I have not Even started yet! Got married either..., doing that next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 fuck coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 also, you don't have to put just one or two. impress us. or shame yourself, you know, whatever. here's your shot :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have Met LeBron James Been white water rafting I have not smoked sherm been out of the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have had a very good life so far i havent taken any of it for granted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon Of Choice Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 have: fallen off a 3 story building and not broken a bone. had a few 3sums not: done E or coke or acid. realized my potential for anything. fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Have; stolen someones own weapon and beat their skull in called Sage Francis a faggot and threw a bottle at him drove a bulldozer Have not; attended a metal show owned wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i have: been cubbin with weeman burnt off part of my hair and eyebrows tryin to blow fire.. gotten a 3rd degree burn had a great life eaten cow tongue. been arrested havent: done drugs further than weed and pain killers left the US drank coffee thrown up in as long as i can remember.. gotten in an accident ever had gin or rum more when i can think of them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have: Smashed over 35 girls by the time I was 18. Still clean. Given myself a tattoo with an exacto knife. I haven't: Gotten arrested for graffiti...yet? Gone a year without seriously injuring myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Have: - been to 46/50 states including Montreal, Vancouver, and Monterrey Mexico and various cities in the various states and swam in the Atlantic, Pacific, and Gulf of Mexico.. - been in a altercation involving 25+ members of a rather large and well known gang armed with bats, pipes, knives ect.. against 4 friends and myself outside of the old Hotel California (from the Eagles song) and made it out alive. as suggested to Harvey Wallbanger to do while in LA.. - been in 3 totalled cars, not insurance deemed totalled, i mean completely totalled, and walked away all 3 unscathed except for a single bruise. - have had my skull fractured from ear to ear, if you run your hand down the top of my head right where my ears would line up it dips down and back up like a ditch on the side of a road - jumped on a train that was passing by doing 30+ HAVE NOT: - eaten lobster - given up my beliefs or living how i want - taken out a loan - owned a credit card - made some sort of 10 year plan or worried all that much about where i'll end up - been to a hip hop/rap show - had the crap kicked outta me or been what i would consider beat up - ever voted - ever let anything go to my head on a serious level, im pretty humble edit: - ever met anyone, or know of anyone who i could say hates me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I have Visited the Ghost city of Pripyat out side Chernobyl painted in 29 cities worldwide. slept under the midnight sun in Akureyri in Iceland I have worked in mail order porn business I have not ever been promoted within a company I have have always had to change companies to move up had a threesome achieved anything particularly impressive ever managed to close it with my sister's friend Alice despite trying for about 15 years now. come close but never quite done it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I don't understand how people haven't had coffee before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Have worked 96 hours in a six day period smoked 4 blunts with Snoop Dogg and the Pimp Don Juan (both total assholes), then played them in basketball been to more than 40 of the states in the US been paid to lather soap onto a naked italian fashion model spoken in front of a packed auditorium of several hundred people taught Dave Chappelle to ollie on a skateboard, then had a chin-up contest with him (he won) constructed a corn field and a zen garden with a waterfall in the center of Times Square (each lasted for less than 12 hours) eaten kangaroo succesfully hidden from the cops in a dumpster been published in a magazine attended more than 35 weddings Have Not eaten lobster seen any of the Godfather movies tried any "hard" drugs had a one night stand ridden a motorcycle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i have: masturbated in almost every house ive been in. i havent: worked in 11months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Have Had a girl in Amsterdam stick a Sharpie up her pussy & draw on my chest... Haven't Ever taken drugs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 HAVE: Masturbated on an airplane (more than once) Masturbated while driving (more than once) Masturbated on train (more than once) Masturbated on boat (more than once) Masturbated at work (more than once) Masturbated in a public bathroom (more than once) Masturbated in a church (more than once) Masturbated in school (more than once) Masturbated while other people were asleep in the room (only GFs .. /NH) Masturbated in a pool (more than once) Masturbated in a hot tub (more than once) Masturbated in a porn booth (more than once) Masturbated in a library (more than once) HAVE NOT: Posted on bombing science 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have smoked dip and forgot who i was haven't held a job for over a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have: thrown pennies and nickels off the roof of the world trade center have not: owned a car that wasnt constantly breaking ever been fired from a job, not counting getting laid off ever gave a fuck about the godfather or scarface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have: -taken E,with shrooms,coke, and drank a handle of rum on a the T to boston, a few hours after being in boston went catatonic grinding my teeth,and woke up covered in blood with directions on a napkin on how to get to the nearest statioin. -been to Canada 19 times.ay! I have not: -told the trueth to any girl i've fucked by saying "this is my first time, i've saved it for someone special" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE: -opened a champagne bottle with a sabre -created a flammable cocktail which set the bar on fire -broken my jaw and then had it pop back into place after being punched in the grill I HAVE NOT: -learned how to rollerblade -tasted Malibu rum -tasted sangria although I make sangria 4 times a week for work, and made countless drinks with Malibu.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have -fallen off the top of a billboard and landed on the 3 foot wide catwalk 75ft above a parking lot. -broken my back-twice, and can still walk. -been jumped by 12 guys with 2 friends, put 6 guys in the hospital and walked away. -gone to a strip club with cee-lo and friends Have Not -been to europe -eaten at jack in the box -ever played a madden game -owned a pair of reeboks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 called Sage Francis a faggot and threw a bottle at him LOL, At a show or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have Not -eaten at jack in the box a good thing considering how much discomfort I was in on way to Reno the day after eating jack in the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i ate jack in the box and was throwing up the rest of the day, i felt like i was going through withdrawls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 yeah there's something about a burger fries drink and 2 tacos for $2.99 i dont trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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