blood fart Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 HAVE -ridden freight trains cross country many times -dated twin brothers -was a cheerleader -got kicked off the cheerleading squad for smoking cigarettes and fighting while still in uniform -visited my father's gravesite only once -been in a mental institution -lived in a cardboard recycling dumpster behind a Tower Records -given someone a stick-and-poke tattoo on their face HAVE NOT -gotten a credit card -had a lease in my name -driven stick shift -eaten duck -drank anything from Starbuck's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I haven't learnt how to drive a car (I am 31!!!) You wouldn't be able to survive in most parts of America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ^^ I just got my first driver's license this year (I am 29). I've never used it though and never needed one before and always managed to live life just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 nyc youd be fine. I havent driven since 2001, and havent even thought about it. AND I laugh at everyones parking tickets, and towing nightmares, car accidents and insurrence prices. HA@you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I have Visited the Ghost city of Pripyat out side Chernobyl Nigga you said you was IN Chernobyl. You even made a thread and posted pics about it. You was lying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ^^ I just got my first driver's license this year (I am 29). I've never used it though and never needed one before and always managed to live life just fine. This has nothing to do with what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I don't understand how people haven't had coffee before... He said he "never drank a cup of coffee". I can see somebody trying it, spitting it out, and not finishing the cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Damn DAO, you just here to argue? Haven't seen your list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have taught Dave Chappelle to ollie on a skateboard, then had a chin-up contest with him (he won) I taught Mero how to ollie on a skateboard. Mero > Dave Chappelle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Damn DAO, you just here to argue? Haven't seen your list. Have done: Too much to list. Havn't done: Too much to list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have: masturbated in almost every house ive been in. HAVE: Masturbated on an airplane (more than once) Masturbated while driving (more than once) Masturbated on train (more than once) Masturbated on boat (more than once) Masturbated at work (more than once) Masturbated in a public bathroom (more than once) Masturbated in a church (more than once) Masturbated in school (more than once) Masturbated while other people were asleep in the room (only GFs .. /NH) Masturbated in a pool (more than once) Masturbated in a hot tub (more than once) Masturbated in a porn booth (more than once) Masturbated in a library (more than once) HAVE NOT: Posted on bombing science WUT??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 saying "this is my first time, i've saved it for someone special" People actually do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 HAVE: Been to 19 countries Been an extra on an episode of CSI: NY (an NYPD cop)... filmed in Downtown L.A. ironically Fired a 50 cal machine gun Been on a 17 hour flight Had a (empty) gun pulled on me with the trigger pulled (dude was joking around) Sat courtside at Laker games Seen a satellite in space with a telescope Been in the same club in Bali just months before it was bombed Driven from NYC to LA HAVE NOT: Been to Canada Spent more than 3 hours in jail Played Halo 3 on XBOX Live, despite owning Halo 3 & XBOX Live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have -passed out while eating vajayjay (this girl apparently stumbled to another bed to sleep after, then fell on her face from a bunkbed) -puked on everyones shoes/coats/scarves at a party & had a house full of drunk people mad at me -broken an expensive wooden sculpture in thailand & was forced to pay for it (believe me, i tried playing the victim, but they didnt budge) -hung out all night with a random homeless russian schizo while tripping on acid (even though we didnt understand each others words, i felt like we were brothers & was visibly upset when my friends tore me away from him. dude gave me chips & cigarettes as good faith & we were just having a great time walking around /nh) i have not -owned a cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have not: -Eaten lobster, which seems to be a trend I don't get this. How can so many people on here have never even tried lobster? You got niggas talking about foi grass and all this other off the wall yuppie shit that most people never even heard of. Niggas acting like they were making $20.00 an hour in their teens. Yet you got mad niggas on here talking bout they never had lobster??? Even broke motherfuckers have had lobster at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I haven't: - gotten into a fight WTF? Not even in elementary school??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 It's been at least 5 years since I've been in a "real" fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE NOT EVER BEEN A BITCH I HAVE PISSED ON A BITCH, ONE GIRL LIKED IT. THE OTHER GIRL WAS BEING A DUMB HO ALL NIGHT AND PASSED OUT AND WELL, YOU CAN PIECE THE REST TOGETHER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 been in a fight And you're from fucking Oakland??? Who the fuck are you people? Fighting was a fact of life when I was a kid. I can honestly say that I don't even know a single person "other than my 3 year old son" who's never been in a fight. Even if you're the biggest faggot in the world, you've at least been beat up for it. I'm calling shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Crispies Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have: sold human organs on the black market. have not: graduated elementary school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Have: [/color] Escaped a police copter <www.12ozprophet.com> You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bojangles again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE NOT EVER BEEN A BITCH I HAVE PISSED ON A BITCH, ONE GIRL LIKED IT. THE OTHER GIRL WAS BEING A DUMB HO ALL NIGHT AND PASSED OUT AND WELL, YOU CAN PIECE THE REST TOGETHER. I pissed in a bitches face when I was 5. She was mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 - seen a tractor trailer crash thru the wall of a bridge on the highway, burst into flames, and saw the driver jump outta the truck on fire 50 ft to the river below Movies don't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have: operated backhoes and bobcats been in a dirty movie /nopornstar sex in pool at disneyland /nopedo CA to FL driving (with parents) walked around Los Angele skid row as a 14 year old /nohomeless (the bus let us off there) had sex with one chick while kissing another (not quite threesome) 'partied' with an actress escaped a brief car chase with LA county sheriffs have had friends murdered had friends that commited murders have not: been with a real blonde chick been with a black chick been with an asian chick lived in a apt done any coke, speed or heroin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i have: shat on a cherry picker seat inside a stop and shop thats getting buiilt. i have not: read a book from start to finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 have had a ballcuzzi(stuck my nuts in a cup of warm water and had my girl make bubbles with a straw) I might have to try this sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 HAVE -smuggled Mexican immigrants -been in a police chase with my mother driving HAVE NOT -paid taxes -read any of the Harry Potter books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I HAVE: Gotten out of a DUI while high as a kite off shrooms, and drunk. NPH would be proud. Been to 13 European countries, and Egypt Smoked a blunt with Afro Man. and Method Man. not at the same time I HAVE NOT: Never took a shit at school. Never have eaten tuna. or have had a Big Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Movies don't count. ACTUALLY A FEW YEARS AGO OVER BY BROADWAY I SEEN THIS 18 WHEELER JACKKNIFE ON THE HIGH WAY, TURN COMPLETELY SIDEWAYS ACROSS ALL LANES, FLIP ON ITS SIDE AND BLOW UP. THE DRIVER CLIMBED UP AND OUT THE PASSENGER WINDOW ONTO THE GROUND AFTER THE FIRST TANK BLEW UP AND WAS FINE. NO ONE EVEN HAD TO STAY OVER NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL I WAS ABOUT 10 CAR LENGTHS BACK FROM ALL THIS ON MY WAY TO HOUSTON FOR A SHOW LEANED OUTTA MY FACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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