autoteller Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 you even have to ask this forum how to get some pussy? read a goddamn book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 you dont take women on a date that would blow them away when its the first date. that makes them expect something on that same level all the time. Exactly, why set the bar high early? B-fish said all you need to know, ordinary and honest over extraordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Is she a southern fried chicken lover? Take her to Canning Town, E16 that is. Junior Special, £1.50. JUNIOR SPESH!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 why are people giving him advice, like he's NOT going to talk about club music (he's a dj, you know), and then ask her 1000 questions about how to do things he has no idea about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Its already been said but I'm going to say it again just so it sinks in. Do something basic. Go to a park, museum, mini golf, or a shitty local carnival. Any place where there is enough to do, in case the talking comes slow, is golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Think Im gonna take her to the beach at night, Picnic during the day seems quite cheesey though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 take her to the park, purchase a prostitutes time, fuck both of them. profit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Take her to your house, offer a glass of water. Profit** ** This message was brought to you from the founders of GHB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Get a fine bottle of 2009 Carlos Rossi, and take her under the bridge next to the warm, romantic glow of the oil drum fire to dine on a savory can of beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 are you seriously telling me that you've been talking to her but have no fucking clue on what she might want to do for a date? really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Take her to the park, take her somewhere to eat, then take her up the ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 GBH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 i think twinky had it right, quiet corner in a park, wine, picnic shit..... then pull out your cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 are you seriously telling me that you've been talking to her but have no fucking clue on what she might want to do for a date? really? my conversation to girls dosent usually revolve around questions like .what food do you like to eat? .where would you like me to take you? So i dont actually know, and shes a babe so im trying to impress her with a fancy first date, jeesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 so basically you aren't creative or good with women in any way, so you need some help from 12oz of all fucking places. i understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 GBH? No no no, GHB. http://www.projectghb.org/what_is_ghb.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 so basically you aren't creative or good with women in any way, so you need some help from 12oz of all fucking places. i understand. man i dont care enough about girls to be creative and take them on gay dates. they get taken to the cinema then food, second date = my house for bottles of carlsberg and blowjobs. This Girl is actually fucking cool though and shes a babe so im putting effort in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Nothing says effort like date rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 man i dont care enough about girls "AHHH HGHAAAA!!!" then why bother trying? admit your gay and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 my conversation to girls dosent usually revolve around questions like .what food do you like to eat? .where would you like me to take you? Jesus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 i usually think of something at the last minute to do. too many plans = room for error. i just leave it all up to my amazing personality. and my cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Go hiking and do her in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty_can Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 i think a great date is about enjoying each other's company, not doing something super exciting. i think going to dinner is a great thing and maybe take a walk around if it's nice or idk? but don't ever whisper in her ear " i want to taste you. " i would probably leave if a dude said that to me the first time we ever hung out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Go hiking and do her in the woods. See.... What did we all tell you. A woman gives you the same advice all of us dudes did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Step your mouthpiece up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 you dont take women on a date that would blow them away when its the first date. that makes them expect something on that same level all the time. you would say some shit like this. Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Don't over think it. You know what type of girl she is, and you know the shit you like to do. So be creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 dick in a box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Talk to her through an autotune all night? Or just get her that JUNIOR SPESH! YEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 You could team up with Turtle from the Friends Who Steal Thread. He could help you out I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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