Overtime Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 no, you should say fuck women and focus on your daughter, be the most amazing dad ever, well, until you go to jail for murdering her mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I think "she was lame and just plain crazy" sums up onesec's story nicely. Communist- ^everything after the last comma is bad advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 dude, my last girl was def bipolar, def Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i was walkin with my girl in the mall... one of those kiosks sellin nail filers lotions and stuff.. so this girl is askin for us to try a sample and my girl throws on this snobass face.. i told her it looked like that girl didnt exist in her universe, but she wanted to snob her in a way that the girl would know it. that girl's jaw dropped adn i senced that the girl had never been snobbed like that before.. it was pretty good.. so the girl looks at me with her shocked face wanting to feel apart of this world and when she looked at me, i kinda gave her the AHH HAA! pointed at her like she just got snobbed in a way that she will never experience again.. unless she steps to my girl.. i love my girl.. she's brutal to the little people and i love it. you and your girl sound like pathetic losers. i'll kick her in the cunt if i see her treat someone like that for no reason other than the both of you are so insecure that you constantly need to gratify yourselves by mistreating others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 MMM i'll need about three hours to type and at least half a bottle of rum.. i go to court in january also i just found out shes pregnant... but is it mine...... dun dun dunnnnnnn damn, dude, i feel for you. im in somewhat of a similar boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 my girl got to drunk tonite, and puked all over my floor. this fucking sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 BURN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 not my girlfriend but my roomate was being all pissy about her boyfriend and cried in her room all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Yo communist, I feel you. I was actually in a ver VERY similar situation a while back. Everything was great and then about a year into our relashionship, she dropped the bomb. "Oh, yea by the way, I'm a cam girl." WTF right?! She asked me how I felt about it, and I am not the kind of guy who is cool with that. Which is what I told her. I didn't like the fact that she did it to begin with, but more than that I was pissed that it was kept a secret, and more than that, after I voiced my opinions about it, she started sneakin around and lying about it. Would tell me that she had to go clean her room or some shit. One time i got out of work early, and went to surprise her( which wasn't uncommon for either of us to do.) And I walked in on her putting on a private cam show. She turned the computer screen of right quick and proceeded to try and convince me that she was just getting home from school(college) and was changing. that's when I called it quits. It's not like I gave her an ultimatum or anything, she said she would stop. I hate lying cunts. Sorry about the length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 don't be a fool wrap your tool < best words i've never followed. ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 not my girlfriend but my roomate was being all pissy about her boyfriend and cried in her room all night. some1 lives with girls? install hidden cams my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i generally dont do the relationship thing. but this new girl ive let into my life is interesting. Nothing to bitch about. She brings me food, is respectful, has a good sense of humor and cleans up after herself. now as for the other night i was beatin cakes and she started screaming some one elses name. Normally i would have been a little mad about this but it was a girls name so i just laughed. Has this ever happened to anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 yea one of my exes used to call out for 2 guys names "jesus" and "god" lemme find those fools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedthoughts Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I think it's pretty obvious that she didn't have the balls (yeah yeah yeah, I know she's a girl STFU) to tell you over the phone - which means she is almost definitely doing something dodgy. I think you need to show up at said photo shoot. Make it happen. Tell her you're showing up too, perhaps she'll just tell you what's up. And make sure you play the child card here too! There's one more person in your relationship who is far more important that you and your hussy fiance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 in a perfect world, heres what i would say im gonna lay this out all nice and simple for you. either get your shit together, or admit its just not gonna happen. no more of this in the middle bullshit where you claim to be 'on your way' and 'taking the first steps' towards having a life, youre not fooling anyone anymore. you have no drive or desire to do anything but live off union checks and get high. you need to recognize that a relitionship means compromise and sometimes that means putting someone else before you, learning to recognize that what is important to your partner should also be important to you. Unfortunately, one of the most important things in my life is my family and im sorry that youve had 'bad luck' with them but you need to man up to your mistakes and be able to see when the past is forgotten by everyone but you. family comes first to me, and you seem to be just too good at coming up with excuses to not be with my family like I am with yours. im sick of seeing you sit around and get high and play video games, not having any responsibilities, no job, no life, while im working, going to school, and cleaning up after you because you forgot to clean or youre 'to busy' to clean up because youre off smoking pot with your friends. on the bright side, you still have a social life, becuase in case you havent noticed, i used to have people to turn to but somewhere in our relationship i lost most of my friends and the ones i didnt lose, you told me i wasnt allowed to see becuase, once againn, you had fucked up with them. i became distant from my friends because i thought you were all i needed. i was wrong. im not going to be taken advantage of anymore. not emotionally, and not physically. you made me feel like your fucking object, your god damn property and you took all my joy out of intimacy because to you i was your call girl whos soul purpose was to get you off whenever you wanted. good thing you had backup girls on the computer to destroy my self esteem with when i wasnt there for you. I cant trust you. You proudly flaunt how skeezie you are, and how cheap you are, and how well you can rip people off. Looking back, I know that is no one I want to be around because if youre so dishonest to everyone else in your life, why should I trust that youre honest to me? If your words and promises had any validity to them at all, maybe I could see myself trusting you but as it is now, when you make a promise to me that something will get done, or that you will change, i swear it just goes right through me. youre words mean nothing anymore because you never actually mean what you say and im sorry it took me so long to see that in you. Im sorry it took me so long to see a lot of things about you. Im done trying to change you, I don’t want to be that kind of woman. The only one who can make you change is you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Edoggg. you could just TELL him this. It's that or he comes home one day to finding you not there anymore. Better that he sees it coming and can prepare for it than dropping him on his ass. Some people think that's a good way to teach people a lesson. Well, sure. Just not in the winter. That's mean. Next time, if someone you date tells you not to hang out with your friends because THEY have beef with them, cut them loose. SO quick....that's such a bad sign. I never did that to anyone, even when I was dumb and insecure. I just had to say, "Well, I don't like so-and-so, but as long as I'm not forced to hang out with them with the lady, no big deal" and go do my own thing. I've had girls try to pull that shit on me. I let them know right away that my friends were there before they were, and will most likely be there after long they are gone. I can't help it if my best friend is a beautiful woman...who I just happened to date about a million years ago. It's not important, and certainly nothing I feel that I need to hide. You got the right idea. It will be hard to do, but let this guy know he's blowing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 yep, edogg, its time for you to say those 4 words. "We need to talk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 dude, my last girl was def bipolar, def mine was. i could go on forever about this and situations that revolved around a bi-polar partner. its really just insanity trying to deal/live/etc with it... so weird. after 7 years of being together and 1.5 after breaking up i'm still pondering,unraveling,dissecting, and processing the whole thing. in the end, i think i've almost figured out what i want in a girl/relationship, and then what i absolutely don't want. hell, i can't see myself in a relationship for a long long time anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 edoggg i was totally going to say fuck this dude and bounce... but to be honest you need to tell dude whats up and how you feel cause it'll make you feel tons better and if it makes him feel like shit (which i doubt from what you've explained) then who cares cause this should be about you and what makes you happy re-read what you last wrote and look at it as if someone else that you dont know typed all that out and think about what you would say to them and then act on it with no sub-feelings ya know. whatever happens happens and you got to roll with it, but you can always guide in which way you roll if ya catch my drift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 yea i know man. i dunno fuck it. tomorrow is friday, i have class all day, then a company bbq w/beer then i'm free till monday so that's the good news FUCK THAT SHIT ! dump her man. just for the beating around the bush and never telling you about this. if you dont then be prepared for more surprises when you move in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 you and your girl sound like pathetic losers. i'll kick her in the cunt if i see her treat someone like that for no reason other than the both of you are so insecure that you constantly need to gratify yourselves by mistreating others. well, yum..You know i don't approve of your language, but...props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 if u havin girl problems i feel bad for you son.....I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 edoggy, just bounce on that fag. Dope note might burn hs ass! straight dear jon the mother fucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
color by number Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 im sitting at home on a saturday night eating weed cookies. and it looks like someone gave me the herps. fuck you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 i just wanted to pop in and say my girl is really cool and normal. ive got nothing on this one....should have caught me from 1995 to about 2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 so i know how i bitched about her telling me last minute about the photoshoot, but holy shit. she looks like.. angelina jolie but hotter. it's nuts. no photo, i don't feel like i should post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 she's in mexico I'm in texas what the fuck it's been 12 weeks no horizontal shuffling... I'm going to fucking kill something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 she's in mexico I'm in texas what the fuck it's been 12 weeks no horizontal shuffling... I'm going to fucking kill something... Three months? Three months?? THREE MONTHS?!?!? If anyone I was dating wanted to cut out for three months, I'd say, "Cool...but I may or may not be around when you get back, just so you know." This is why I would never date someone who was a scientist or in the military. Do whatever, but...wow. Three months. I thought I was patient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 eh, we live together she's doing what she loves and besides I'm e-stalking sukisuki it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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