twistedthoughts

I lurk. Have done for many years. Will probably leave now the ORRY thread is gone.

Makes this guy seem normal.

From what I know, A+ is supposed to be the equivalent of what you would know after working in the field for 6 months. So if you have no experience and are unable to get any, A+ may be valuable. If you can get a foot in the door of an IT department you would be better off though and if you think about it - you would be being paid to learn.

Re: Great Pictures~ That tree. I must climb it.

Fucking hell 8:55am?!?!?? I get up at 5:30am, breakfast, get stuff ready for work, at the gym at 6:00-6:15am, at work at 7:30am. I shower at the gym because it's right next to work. I can finish work at early as 3:15pm if I really want to. It's nice finishing work and still having some day left to do stuff. Makes me sleep better at night too which I've had problems with all my life. Now I zonk out at about 10:30-11:00pm.

I guess I'm the only one who doesn't really have a problem with this photo... Looks like she's just having a pic taken of her tattoo. She's covering up any "rude" bits. I also don't see anything wrong with a child seeing their parent naked. But that's just me.

Man, you guys were deprived. While you were looking at 3D Disney images, I was rocking this: THE PIZZA THROWER!!! Every action figure within a 1 mile radius got damaged to some degree by this piece of thoughtless awesomeness. On the front there was a sticker which read "Do not fire at people or animals". My big sister copped the first pizza ever fired out of it. My ass copped my Dad's wrath. It was worth it.

Dude, I don't think people are complaining because it's too hard or that they don't understand the game - they're just wanting to add some challenge or variety to it. With 4 letters, you're usually restricted to either changing the first consonant or the vowel. That said... mule *edit

I live in an almost completely flat city. Due to this, every man and his dog cycles. I have no problem with this. I share the road. Local government has painted cycle lanes on many of the roads so there is genuine marked space for all. What DOES fuck me off though is when these motherfuckers go cycling with their gay lovers. Instead of doing the normal thing and cycling one in front of the other, they cycle side by side so they can talk about how much they love to pound each other in the ass. As I mentioned before, there are cycle lanes here. Generous cycle lanes. But when these cunts cycle side by side, you guessed it, one of them is in the cycle lane, the other is in the middle of the FUCKING ROAD!!! Give the cunts and inch and they take a mile, seriously. They get the verbal abuse and major horn blowing from me. I don't think it quite warrants anything physical unless they physically attacked me, at which point it would be on.

Word. Props.

YES! I guess you had to be there. :dozey:

That is SO FUCKING COOL!

I seem to have unintentionally hyped up my boring ass job. I work for the tax department (not in the US) mainly checking accounting data for large companies (i.e. turnover > $350M) and making sure they are calculating tax correctly/declaring income correctly and a whole bunch of other shit that you don't care about. The other side of the job is forensics - where the department has reason to believe that a person(s) has created false documents and deleted them. We will charge on in, take a complete image of their hard drive and systematically undelete everything in the slack space* searching for said documents. In the process EVERYTHING gets undeleted, including such things as: midget porn, home-made porn, child porn and regular porn. Same applies to cell phones, iPods, palm devices and anything else. If it can store data, we can take data from it. * For those that don't know how a hard disk works, when you "delete" a file, it doesn't vanish, it is simply renamed to let the OS know that said file can now be overwritten. These files are called "slack space". So if you delete something and it isn't overwritten, it will be sitting there ready to be retrieved in full. Even if it is overwritten, there's still a good chance we will get at least part of it back. So yeah, sorry to disappoint you.

This type of stuff is part of what makes up my job. Google "computer forensics". You won't hide shit by deleting your txt messages. Also, a locked phone is just a piece of readily available software away from being unlocked. Sim cards included. If you want to do something dodgy, either keep it away from technology or purchase a program that will properly delete evidence from your computer (by writing over the data with 0's and 1's). Of course, if you're really dodgy, any forensics expert will see an unusual pattern of 0's and 1's and know what you did. Even after overwriting, it is still possible (but EXTREMELY expensive) to undelete the original data. I'm watching you.

For me, there's nothing stopping me from joining in..but I don't come here to do that. My job involves me auditing large companies and giving feedback on their accounting systems and processes. This includes checking the data in their systems for any anomalies. It's interesting as hell (to me), but I spend all day with a bunch of IT people who have a "particular" type of humour. I come here because it's good to check out some of the shit that comes from (mostly) creative minds. Completely different type of humour - refreshing as fuck when you've spent all day pretending to laugh at Mac vs PC jokes.