Frate_Raper Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 fyi update: came home to an open window of porn on my computer. this just keeps getting better... go home to your parents, save some money, travel while youre not in school and be a fucking 20 year old kid. Thats to much bullshit for a 20 year old to be dealing with. Let that fucking loser be just that......a fucking loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 go home to your parents, save some money, travel while youre not in school and be a fucking 20 year old kid. Thats to much bullshit for a 20 year old to be dealing with. Let that fucking loser be just that......a fucking loser. And top deck the toilet on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 what I can't understand is why people have such a big problem with polygamy, but it's cool to be a pimp. Or people have a propblem with polygamy, but having a few girlfriends is ok. Where's the justice in that point of view? Shai, yes. I'm still on my grizzly now, trying to buy some overseas property. It's in the near future (God willing). And, I know LOTS of people who have anywhere from 2-4 wives, in America. It's part of our lifestyle. And yes we do it in america. If it's legal to have multiple girlfriends or sexual partners where nobody has any rights and the woman can be dropped like a bad habit at any moment then how is it illegal to marry them, give them rights and take care of them? This country is bass ackwards in that regard. pimp is NOT cool multiple girlfreinds at the same time is also NOT cool but, i really am sorry, i apologiz.e i didnt realize this was part of your religion, i just thought you were being an ass. considering the nature of this message board, can you blame me? my bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 thanks for the advice frate, sounds like what everyone else in my life has been telling me to do maybe its time to take the hint. for some reason though every time he fucks up i tell myself 'i'll give him one more chance...' but what the hell is 'top decking the toilet'? i think i missed something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 thanks for the advice frate, sounds like what everyone else in my life has been telling me to do maybe its time to take the hint. for some reason though every time he fucks up i tell myself 'i'll give him one more chance...' but what the hell is 'top decking the toilet'? i think i missed something. Poop in the toilet tank. The best one I heard involved shutting off the water line to the tank , flushing the toilet, then putting a 10 pound block of frozen cow's blood in the toilet tank. Raw dog. I'm not opposed to the idea of open relationships, as long as everyone on board knows the score. I've known a lot of swingers. I wouldn't do it myself, it seems kind of gross to me. That's ironic, considering what I would do to a toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 yea im not the open relationship type AT ALL. its a matter of respect, and really, hygeine. cant go sharing strangers juices with the one that actually means something to you. i'll take the poop idea into consideration... maybe... :) you crack me up sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 repostedd: dear exgirlfriend, you're coming over in a few hours to pick up some of your stuff. i guess this means we're really over and there isn't a chance in getting back together? why do you have to be so immature and stupid? i love you, you know that, you said you loved me too on friday. but you're still dating that motherfucker in oklahoma, he's far away, and a creep. maybe you're right though, maybe this is "good for us" and maybe we'll get back together eventually. still love you with every bone, goner"/nohomo"oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 sorry about your troubles goner, im sure that doesnt feel exactly fantastic. ... never say never? maybe she;ll come around. i dunno, just tryin to be optimistic. if that doesnt work, focus on thinking about her flaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Ever have a girlfriend become friends with your ex girl? Super annoying. When me and my girl broke up my new girl went and got a job, ended up being with old girl. Now they're good friends and both hate me haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 But anyways, as fara s this whole thread goes... Word to my foot, Bitches Is Crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 [ATTACH]75370.vB[/ATTACH] "WHITE GIRLS IS CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!" That's okay, though. I like them anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 so. this story involves a long explanation. and im not really bitching, im just sort of in a dilemma. my girl runs several clothing stores in the bay area. we go and visit these stores to see whats up a lot. she's cool with pretty much all the employees to the point that they all go out and drink together at random times. anyway - theres this cute little 18 year old at one of these stores that has said she wants to follow me around fanning me and feeding me grapes. im down with that and want to see whats up on some sex slave type of shit. now, me and my girl dabble in some unorthodox shit that i'd rather not get into here, so its possible she'll be alright with this. and when she told me about the girl saying this i asked her how she'd feel about me having a sex slave and she said she'd be alright with it. but we were drunk at the time and i dont know if i should bring it up again noting that im serious about it because im liking where im at with this girl right now and i dont want her to get bothered by some suggestions i may make. id much rather stay where im at with this girl right now then risk fucking some shit up (because the relationship is really good) but at the same time having that 18 year old around for stuff would be alright by me. so yeah, i just havent been able to figure out a good way to bring that shit up to her. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Wait to she if she brings it back up. If not, hopefully you'll just forget about it. And congrats on the pimp status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 The sex slave idea sounds good, but the idea of having an 18 year old around doesn't. They tend to be too immature to handle that sort of thing and you're just asking for drama... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 pimp is NOT cool multiple girlfreinds at the same time is also NOT cool but, i really am sorry, i apologiz.e i didnt realize this was part of your religion, i just thought you were being an ass. considering the nature of this message board, can you blame me? my bad. No problem. I respect that you're cool enough to say "my bad" A lot of people in here would just say "STFU...pee in her butt" or something similar. I didn't get offended anyway. It's just a msg board and I figured you weren't just talking junk to be a dick....question, are you a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 The sex slave idea sounds good, but the idea of having an 18 year old around doesn't. They tend to be too immature to handle that sort of thing and you're just asking for drama... hmmm. noted. you make a good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 so I know this girl with this tattoo yeah it is a tacky graff tat but its funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 question, are you a girl? that seems to be some sort of revelation around here, the fact that im a girl. i guess its cuz i dont have inside jokes with catface and suki suki. but yea, all my bitching in this thread is about my boyfriend. maybe i should put my gender in my sig, people get so suprised when they find out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i thought it was known that edoggg was female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 does sharing these pics on myspace with my buddies make me a perv? my girl thinks so. what the fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i love white women and pretty much hate black women.... wow... and no i dont like FAT white women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 update: so tomorrow im going to talk to my girl when she gets out of school to prevent her from gettin her ass whooped for acting like a stupid ass... her friend just asked her what was with her friday, when we went on our "break" and she replied with "u told my bf to go on a break with me!!!" and had been givin mad attitude towards her and other people... which is stupid cause if she didnt wanna go on a break in the first place she should of said a damn thing or decided to go on one... all of this is just a big misunderstanding really and shit is getting taken way out of context and im bout to slap the shit out of everyone.... and on that note im going to roll this blunt real quick to calm my nerves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 does sharing these pics on myspace with my buddies make me a perv? my girl thinks so. what the fuck? posting the pictures does not make you a pervert. its what you do while looking at the pictures and girly is in the other room that makes you a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 ok well im not a pervert then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i almost felt bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i didnt get no pussy tonight, i should have gone to the bar instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 stop trying to make the curve straight...She's curvy....that's just her. Let her talk shit, smile, and tell her that her sandwiches taste much better than yours.Then say something like "dam baby, you look sexy washing those dishes, then push up on her. She'll probably elbow you and She'll know it's bull, but I guarantee she will appreciate it. Sweet talk, man..SWEET TALK! Dudes think they're all above sweet talking they're lady these days because too many people are into stick and move type relationships. and remember women are curvy. She will never be straight. I met ONE chick like 10 years ago that was laid back and straight , and by straight, I mean more like a mans personality. I tried to hit it and couldn't get it up. Never happened to me before, and never happened since. I don't know what the deal was. I thought this girl would be perfect because she was cute, had the best personality and we kicked it like we were homies, but I just coudn't get the weight up on her. I think it was some psychological thing. Weird. Anyway. Talk nice to the lady and stop thinking you're going to un crazify her, it won't happen. good advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 so I know this girl with this tattoo yeah it is a tacky graff tat but its funny I have a Bitches Is Crazy tattoo on my foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveangeles Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 does sharing these pics on myspace with my buddies make me a perv? my girl thinks so. what the fuck? those girls are dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 update: so tomorrow im going to talk to my girl when she gets out of school to prevent her from gettin her ass whooped for acting like a stupid ass... her friend just asked her what was with her friday, when we went on our "break" and she replied with "u told my bf to go on a break with me!!!" and had been givin mad attitude towards her and other people... which is stupid cause if she didnt wanna go on a break in the first place she should of said a damn thing or decided to go on one... all of this is just a big misunderstanding really and shit is getting taken way out of context and im bout to slap the shit out of everyone.... and on that note im going to roll this blunt real quick to calm my nerves.... You need to calm down. And realize something. There's stupid girls and smart girls. Stupid girls bring tons of drama and make you want to choke them out. Then you gotta smoke weed to get your head right. Smart girls handle their business. If you don't handle business, they move on. They don't get funky, they don't need to. I wish I had your problems right now. No. That's not fair. Here's the deal. You're 17. I'm twice as old as you (34). In a year, you're going to be 18. That opens up the Magical World of Older Females. When you are 18, and having incredible monkey sex with a 24-year old, you'll remember what I'm saying, and say, "Damn, my dick is doing cartwheels in a magical vagina right now. Shai was right, I'm a force of nature right now." Older women like younger guys,. And older women have fucked more than most younger guys. Therefore, they turn out younger guys all the time. I can't spell this out any more clearly, I think. When you turn 18, switch up your game a bit. you'll know what to do. It's easy. Just start acting like a young man at 18, and you'll be all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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