Spitfire15 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Girls get hecka scared when they start getting rough and then you pwn them. They realize what the fuck is up real quick. I never choke slammed my girl. But she got heated and started pushing me and slapping me. So I grabbed and threw her on the bed, she bounced, flipped over on the other side and landed on her face. She didnt try anything after that. But now im single. And I dont have woman problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I never choke slammed my girl. :lol: :lol: :lol: nah dont get it twisted homey.i didnt chokeSLAM her.I kind of just stepped out of character and threw her up against the wall (and my hand just happended to be around her neck) and without even realizing it i started lifting her.Till this day i feel real shitty about it, but at the same time, girl tried to mayweather the kid and it was the only way to stop her and she also beat up that girl "Asia" from The Pussycat Dolls on her last birthday.Word to me my bitch hit her with a 2 piece and a bisquit, i fell back in love that night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ive got a kid with my girl, hes just turned 1, we fight over so much shit, but i feel i HAVE to keep the relationship together just for my boy. i know for sure that if we never had a kid we wouldnt be together anymore, but sometimes i thik thats a good thing and sometimes i think its a bad thing. i love her to death, but we hardly have shit in common and always hate on each other for minor shit. fucks me, im about to move out with her and the little one and im scared shitless it will fuck up and all hell will break lose. i dont like the idea of participating in this thread but sometimes you just need to let shit out to other people on the same level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 my girl is into being choked so i couldnt really teach her a lesson by choking her. i have to use my belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 i read 2 pages and then got in a fight with my girl so i needed to chime in... i been thinkin bout leavin for a minute now.... but if she aint it i dont know if any girl can really hold me down... she came as close as a female could come to really being that chick... but things are real sour lately.... to make a short story long i work like 60 hours a week at my day job and do some other things on the side.... she does 40 hours a week cuz she cant do overtime at work ( not her fault but a fact none the less)..... because of said fact i let her take care of things like cleaning and cooking and making me lunches and shit..... i think this is fair and she agrees most of the time but i still get the occasional "i do everything around here" which turns into a brawl cuz i aint havin that... and she does some classic female bullshit like letting me make decisions and then gettin mad at them rather than telling me what she really wants and lettin me just say whatever and go along with her shit..... /johnny cantgethispointacross oner //fuck bitches ///seriously.... fuck yall..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I know what you mean man.. They ask about somthing, and you KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT what they want. And you say "Hey whatever you want to do, I dont mind at all." Then they go "No really, what do YOU want?" Then you give them the answer and they got all pissy. Fuck. Punch you in your mouth you dumb whore. Youre the one who asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE TaStE Of InK Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 cosign* x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 you dudes fuck with some stupid broads. for real. first sign of a girl playing games like that and im out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 example....... few sundays ago: me: we can go to burger king and get that italian chicken sammich im tryina get and then head to ********'s house and watch the game or go out to eat at olive garden and then ill watch the game at home... on some real shit baby girl i dont care... its on you... its what you want... her: well we would save some paper goin to BK and shit but going out would be nice i really dont care what do you want to do? me: im sayin its what you want..... her: just tell me what you want i really dont care..... me: well savin dough and seein my peoples and their kids is more practical and whatever than wastin money on food we could out-cook at the house so lets go see dude and the chirrens..... her: ok baby..... and then all night she was bitchin and actin up all while tellin me nothings wrong... YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH: FUCK YOU.... I GAVE YOU THE OPPURTUNITY TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME..... THATS ON YOU... FUCK YOU... SERIUOS;Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ILB.... i been with shorty 5 years... signs of this only came to light within the past year... its different once youve made emotional and financial investments over the course of years..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 example....... few sundays ago: me: we can go to burger king and get that italian chicken sammich im tryina get and then head to ********'s house and watch the game or go out to eat at olive garden and then ill watch the game at home... on some real shit baby girl i dont care... its on you... its what you want... her: well we would save some paper goin to BK and shit but going out would be nice i really dont care what do you want to do? me: im sayin its what you want..... her: just tell me what you want i really dont care..... me: well savin dough and seein my peoples and their kids is more practical and whatever than wastin money on food we could out-cook at the house so lets go see dude and the chirrens..... her: ok baby..... and then all night she was bitchin and actin up all night while tellin me nothings wrong... YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH: FUCK YOU.... I GAVE YOU THE OPPURTUNITY TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME..... THATS ON YOU... FUCK YOU... SERIUOS;Y EXACTLY! SAME SHIT! LADIES. WE DO THIS SHIT FOR YOU. WE WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. TELL US WHAT YOU WANT. FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 BITCHES NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO DICK. THEY USUALLY KNOW THEY WANT THAT. AND CUM ON THEIR FACES. THAT TOO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 my whole argument with her was i aint tryina play these games on some "guess what i want you to pick" shit... just be real with me and tell me when i ask you to...... i dont think ill ever really comprehend why the fuck that shit is ok to them or what the fuck is the point to most of the shit that runs through their heads...... damn that warm hole you possess you evil fuckin bitches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 i find it hilarious, some of the comments i made are just so funny since they're all in turbocapslock. but im at work. i can"t help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 that last comment you made made you sound like a teenager who aint got laid yet... im just sayin..... BITCHES NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO DICK. THEY USUALLY KNOW THEY WANT THAT. AND CUM ON THEIR FACES. THAT TOO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 LAWLZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 young chicks...My wife used to do that when she was young...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 you got a ETA for bout when they stop, dawood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 VAJ you're right i cant hate you same with bloodfart and to some extent milk grenades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOM_q-6L7Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfin' Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 so last night i bring her to my buddies house to smoke. so we get there and were all standing in the back yard. and the bitch starts to like wobble and says she doesnt feel good. so we try to sit her in a chair and the bitch PASSES THE FUCK OUT. so i just let her hit the ground. she deserved it. tryin to stress me out...pissin' me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 you and your friends shudda fucked her while she was out. the jizzed on her face and leave her outside till the jizz freezes to her face. that'll teach her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ....and you called me crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 you all need to quit bitchen and get a fat girl.... they know how to please..... (just kindin) kinda.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 Update: My girl stumbled upon my open 12oz. page last night and opened this thread. At first I was terrified, but by page 3 of reading, we were both cracking up together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 But did she get the hint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 But did she get the hint? I think so. Then she called us a bunch of girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 What he's trying to say is that they're still together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I think so. Then she called us a bunch of girls. Well, she's partially right. Glad us ladies could help. Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 What he's trying to say is that they're still together... Don't worry girl, you'll get your chance with me one day. Now go buy my book. I just ordered a copy fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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