John Basegow Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I PULLED UP TO A STOP LIGHT, AND LOOKED INTO THE CAR NEXT TO ME AND THIS GUY WAS FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING AND THEN HE NODDED HIS HEAD AT ME AND SAID WASSUP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Why did you two pull over and help each other? Fag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 lamo hahah cilone you get props i laughed out loud when i read that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 OHHHH OHHH OHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 that shit is weak nigguh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 you liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Sounds like dude was in a hurry. Just had to make it to that marketing meeting on time and woke up a little late. Had a quick breakfast headed out the door and fapped one on the way to work. Like you've never been late before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 hahahahahaha wow...thats disturbing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 damn he was doing it furiously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You didnt call /nohomo you homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 that's the best story ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 was he like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 thats WEAK NIGGUH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 another thread i can post this in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 hey... there is nothing wrong with masterbating in your car on your way to work... actually wait... there is only nothing wrong if you have tinted windows and keep it private... otherwise it is completely wrong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 werd i concur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 what about masterbating in class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHDS Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Thats why they have math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 This morning I was rubbin one out in my car. This dude pulls up next to me and was staring hard. So I nodded at him and said was up so he would stop staring. /noHomo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 LAWL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I've driven my car naked before /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 hahaha too bad this is a complete lie, he actually got busted whacking off this morning and thats why this is being posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 fuckin homo car pool. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 No pics, no care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 why would anyone feel the need to jerk in the car on the way to work? couldnt wait for that first bathroom break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 why the fuck can you just wait till you get out of work and call up a bitch and get ya weewee wet for real not with your hand sanitizer in the whip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 that shit is weak nigguh i think it's inevatible that this will be posted after everything weak nigguh says, forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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