gasfacevictm Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 My opinion: Either do Convict Conditioning or Starting Strength. THIS. Do some simple 5 x 5 shit for like 4-6 weeks and read different things while you are doing that to see what you want to move on to next. Keep up those bodyweight exercises though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 i'd say wait to hit the weights until you've mastered using your own bodyweight. don't forget stretching. convict conditioning which someone mentioned is good. bodyweightculture.com and dragondoor.com have good info too. and these workouts usually don't require any equipment which saves money and means you don't have to deal with all the kinds of bullshit that come along with using a gym. best workouts i ever had were outside, and i worked at a gym for 3 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll tell you what a work out is. Shoveling the drive way with a fuckin Spade shovel because your actual snow shovel snapped when you were bum rushin with it, it hits a ice patch and you pole valt your fuckin groin into it. Fuck But yes, Convict Conditioning. My routine has been 20 push ups 20 leg raises 20 squats 50 jumping jacks I cycle through this from top to bottom but the jumping jacks are being done in between each other exercise to keep up the heart rate. Cycle through until you've done 5 sets of each This isn't going to make you ripped it's going to make you strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I just smoke crank and workout for one 24 hour session and I'm done for the week. that's genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 5 minute ab workout -30 seconds crunches -15 seconds side crunches -15 seconds switch sides -30 seconds reverse sit up -30 seconds side, middle, side -30 seconds cherries -30 seconds wobbles -15 seconds bicycle one leg(like 6 inches but with one leg) -15 seconds switch legs -30 seconds bicycle -30 seconds plank -30 seconds 6 inches then after awhile you can increase 45 seconds or a 1 or just do two sets of 30 When I workout which is like once a week maybe i do: all at home (2) 5 minute ab workout (4) 20 curls (4) 20 hammer curls (4) 20 forearm(behind the head) (4) 25 pushups (about 3 months ago i used to be able to to 50 without stopping) (4) 30 squats calf raises, until it burns forearms twists(?), until it burns and two other things i don't know the name of or how to describe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 5x5 A * bench * squats * bent over rows * dips, or something else tricep oriented B * strict overhead press * brocep curls * calf raises * deadlifts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fat ralphy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ive fallen off hard...back to the gym tomorrow, still have 4.5 months to get to my goal weight. gonna be harder than i thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 5 minute ab workout -30 seconds crunches -15 seconds side crunches -15 seconds switch sides -30 seconds reverse sit up -30 seconds side, middle, side -30 seconds cherries -30 seconds wobbles -15 seconds bicycle one leg(like 6 inches but with one leg) -15 seconds switch legs -30 seconds bicycle -30 seconds plank -30 seconds 6 inches then after awhile you can increase 45 seconds or a 1 or just do two sets of 30 Was this meant to help the guy asking for advice? Ab isolation workouts are useless unless you are in single digit body fat and trying to enter competitions. This guy is overweight and a beginner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Actually im really thin, and probably have under %15 body fat thats just the shit i used to do in school...and when i was working out and doing that every other day i began to notice it fast Also what i was told is that it works out your whole abdominal region instead of just your abs, but i never bothered to see if that was true i just figured he knew what he was doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 This guy is overweight and a beginner. Hey now, I am not overweight. At least I do not think so, 5'11" 168 pounds is normal I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Actually im really thin, and probably have under %15 body fat thats just the shit i used to do in school...and when i was working out and doing that every other day i began to notice it fast Also what i was told is that it works out your whole abdominal region instead of just your abs, but i never bothered to see if that was true i just figured he knew what he was doing I was referring to morton being overweight. 5 x 5 for beginners works your entire body . Why focus on just your midsection? Isolation moves in the beginning is a waste of time. Hey now, I am not overweight. At least I do not think so, 5'11" 168 pounds is normal I think. My mistake. You're not overweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 i warm up with ab isolation workouts almost every day, but it is definitely my least favorite part of my body to work out so i skip out on lazy days.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I just swam a mile, straight with no breaks. Was not really a goal I have just been increasing time and yardage in the pool gradually over the past 6 or 8 weeks. My goal is to get up to around 2000 yards per day and swim 6 days a week. Been working through the "new blood" workouts in Convict Conditioning at a similar slow and steady pace, feel good. I work one day on two days off and usually combine the workouts with jogging around my apartment complex and use the stuff I find out there for bars to pull/push off of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 2000 yards is only 720 feet farther than a mile. Hit that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 quite funny video^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Those videos are great. The one with the Crossfit dorks talking are hilarious. So is the one with the powerlifter talking to the bodybuilder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I work out on the regular, but have put on some extra winter weight after my fucking knee injury. So I;m back on the cardio grind.Was really fucking mad last night on my way to the gym,was listening to slayer and 100 demons on the elip, when I realized that I was giving'er pretty fucking hard so I checked my heart rate.......i was at 195 bpm. I dont check that often so I don't know if this was normal or not.....any of you regulars check your heart rates etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I don't really, but that's pretty high. You doing long steady cardio or sprint intervals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 No. Caffeine doesn't make you piss any more than water does. Myth busted. actually caffeine is a diuretic - it suppresses the released of a hormone in your brain that causes you to retain water in your kidneys... knowledge son like dude said though. drink water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 http://zacheven-esh.com/blog/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 That blog has some interesting stuff on it. I have been peeling through the articles for a few days. Anybody got any tips on overhead squats that have worked for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Yeah, don't drop it. :D I'm finished with chest exercises, my man boobs are big enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Chesticles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 my workout plan use to go like this, do push ups, lift free weights, go to the bar, drink 8-20 beers, fight biggest man possible, get my ass beat, or win and not remember, repeat 3-4 times a week. military workouts are good. if you're motivated. best shape I was ever in, and never lifted a weight the first 6 months I was in. run, situps, pushups, pullups, mountain climbers, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 my workout plan use to go like this, do push ups, lift free weights, go to the bar, drink 8-20 beers, fight biggest man possible, get my ass beat, or win and not remember, repeat 3-4 times a week. :lol::lol::lol: sounds like the "fight club" work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 i did squats on monday for the first time in 6 months and now i cant move my legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 what do you guys think about the one hundred pushups thread? i think im gonna add it to my workout... it seems interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 People over complicate exercising/working out like CRAZY! It's simple. The more work you put into it, the more you'll get out of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Seen my mum for first time in a year and a half recently. For a woman who once rode 100km in one day on a pushbike in her 50's, she's SLOWED down, a lot, like a fukn scary amount. Good motivation for new years resolution=some form of exercise every single day, rollerblading, bike ride, swim, surf, rock climb, callisthenics, whatever, just something that counts every day. No more partying too much and losing days in bed listening to drums in my head and drinking water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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