earl broclo ESQ Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Dog, Calling you a retard is an insult to retarded children. Quit fucking with the cat, Your Owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Girlfriend, Don't be mad at me for coming home at 3:45am, drunk, stoned, and very fucking hungry. WE ATE AT 5:30pm! I hope the ruffling of the bag of girl scout cookies didn't wake you up. And about the dog waking up? Yeah, she's retarded. So don't get all mad at me for being hungry and getting on the computer. You left the thing on. I mean "Shut Down" is an easy enough function. If you had just shut down I wouldn't be up typing this stupid shit to a bunch of people you will never know or meet. Yup, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear poker game, thanks for letting me win when i drunkenly pushed all in with eight five off suit. it was looking grim until i hit that straight on the river. your generosity will pay off the $200 speeding ticket that overzealous cop gave me. thanks again, sayWEEZE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear earl i feel ur pain. freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear mother-in-law, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND CALL BEFORE YOU COME OVER OR I"M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I FUCKING THINK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR RUDE ASS HABITS!!! this is fucking bullshit. and i am not happy. -RetiringEveryAfternoon ps - how about keping your opinions on what we need to do/where we need to move etc, to yourself and taking them with you when you leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear all-in-laws, What thE FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever meet someone and learn that its a bad idea for that person to drink, ever? Well, I married into the whole family. I need a swirly in the hot tub time machine. ->G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear filthypeter i miss you, buddy. i miss sitting outside albies, eating gyros. i miss having somebody to drink with during the day. i miss making fun of joel with you. its getting boring down here... but im stayin outta trouble and stackin chips, so my game plan is workin out... you better come down soon and go crabbing/fishing with me. i woke up this morning at a friends crib and started conversation with a cute girl on the couch next to me. we talked about chip kelly's coaching abilities and i fell in love. seriously, all a girl has to do is like chai tea and the oregon ducks, and im boutitboutit. im weak like that. -dow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear last night, my first "official" 3some..fucking awesome! ....i just wish the 3rd female that was there with us didnt chicken out like she did and leave....because if she didnt chicken out, i couldve typed "my first "official" 4some" calihadthefuckingbestnightevergula! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear guy whos tripping out on acid that i'm talking to, i'd like for you to bone me PLEASE. Give me some of your acid and we can have wild acid trip sex. i dont even care that you're not big and mean looking. love, melinoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 'melinoe, wtf? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo :eek: (Sarcasm?) dear landsquids, Thank you for the congrats bbq! It made us feel not so um antisocial. My apologies for the awkward response to your toast for our honor....we are realizing that we are not so good with public attention. Its why we spend time on the internet. <3 soon to be squid-fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, i was driving through the hood yesterday, and was thinking that we really need to pick a day and do this picture taking thing. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Caligoola, Lol. Yes we do. Only right now my life is chaotic and stressfull. year 2022 hood adventure awaits. :[ I am on spring break though...so not this week but next week might be promising. Does that work for you... wait we have to make a list right? sincerely- B.fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, that works out for me....we should try to do it on a saturday, because i noticed a lot of hustles on saturdays we could flick....people selling oranges, people selling rugs...people selling 2pac and michael jackson shirts, etc etc etc cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cali, I LOVE THOSE KINDS OF HUSTLES! We must then do this on a sat. -B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, agreed....i also had another idea to expand on the thread....i will tell you next time we hang out. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz, holy fuck. spring break 2010. epic. last spring break before i get that little piece of paper. satin den of willy wonka-ness. i got the last laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear guy whos tripping out on acid that i'm talking to, i'd like for you to bone me PLEASE. Give me some of your acid and we can have wild acid trip sex. i dont even care that you're not big and mean looking. love, melinoe. dea- AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear b-fishy, congrats. <3 ssn dear dude who used to be mountain fisherman, hi! <3 ssn dear sunday, thanks for bringing the sun out. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fucking holidays fter wednesday please hurry up and come -I'm dying over here! schnuitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new roomies. i get that youre hippies, i get one of you was on mushrooms when i showed up, i get that there were just boys living here till now, but i just spent an hour scrubbing dishes that had been piled up filling both sinks and on the counter for god knows how long. i think the pitcher was filled with vomit... this will not stand. you have two girls living with you know and we will NOT put up with this shit. clean the fuck up no one lives like that. /yesmaddd edogggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear guy whos tripping out on acid that i'm talking to, i'd like for you to bone me PLEASE. Give me some of your acid and we can have wild acid trip sex. i dont even care that you're not big and mean looking. love, melinoe. Damn you must be ugly----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo edoggg, that shit sucks hard. I've been livin with my girl for a few years now, and it definitely takes some time to get used to. Guys don't think about some nasty shit until it is pointed out that it is really, really gross and should be cleaned regularly. I wish you the best, hippies suck ass. -RecleaningEveryArea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Reno homies + Cali & BFish, Wow, how time flies! Its been one month already since good times were had on your side of the Grand Canyon. Thanks again for the memories! -trill ass nigga in Houston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear guy whos tripping out on acid that i'm talking to, i'd like for you to bone me PLEASE. Give me some of your acid and we can have wild acid trip sex. i dont even care that you're not big and mean looking. love, melinoe. Dear Melinoe, Hacked? Or is you tweakin? Real Talk, Seyer Dear friend who's being a whore, Happy birthday to you, but I refuse to go to your house today just because. I'll stop by sometime this week with homemade pastries. I'm sorry. -Ms. firstname Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo edoggg, that shit sucks hard. I've been livin with my girl for a few years now, and it definitely takes some time to get used to. Guys don't think about some nasty shit until it is pointed out that it is really, really gross and should be cleaned regularly. I wish you the best, hippies suck ass. -RecleaningEveryArea i'm a dude and ocd clean about 90% of the time. call it what you will but i can't stand some dirty assed niggaz. and hippies suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear verga--------This----------- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear World---------- Where they do that at? http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhtYRz0t5Qaf82x912 BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear scabs, all of you fuckers sting. and are annoying as hell. but it was worth it. except for that fucking fence putting a whole in one my last good pairs of jeans. fuck that fence. -eon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl god damn, you're fun. im glad your roommate vouched for me. i told you once the whiskey kicked in, our blackjack game would be unstoppable. i was right. you are sexy. we are awesome. i told myself id stay clear of women that are familiar with the term "sunny side down", but youre kinda rad and you knew the words to "a land down under", so im making an exception.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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