mudpuddles Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tux, sorry it sucked. i played bingo with old people..... you should have procured a blanket, chicks like blankets :) - brandnewpuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear my stuff, ok.... checklist from last night......... Wallet? check. Camera? check. Keys? check. Phone?... Phone?? -marco needs a new phone now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear marco, please don't tell me you own that shirt.... cause i would be super jealous. i was google imaging looking for just the angry guy by himself yesterday and ran across that. awesome. package coming soon! hope your new years was as awesome as it sounded. - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear puddle of wet dirt, alas, I do not own such attire, although if I did it would be a fun experiment to wear it at the mall to see how many people "get" the shirt! -marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear my chick, you HAD to be on the rag on new years..now i'm on the oontz. FML. -Frank Deezblue ballzz Dear Francis, That never stopped me... From, FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear my chick again, thanks for giving me head and swallowing. thats was a first for that. it was even pretty awesome when you offered up the anal sex. butt no lube = no fun when yer rollin in the back enterence. haha anyways you got hella wasted and despite the red bouncer at the front door, you still got freak nasty and got me off. haha.. sorry if i shared too much with everyone, it was just a funny night. happy 2010!! -Francis DeegotEmtee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear no red wing having dudes, its called a towel. lay it down, turn the lights off and wipe up quickly afterwards. c'mon pussies. sheesh. - helpful lady 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeepingWillow Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 2010, I hope yu don't suckkkkk ;] fosho(: -ww ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edoggg you wash your hands use good hygene get vaccines take care of yourself for the most part so why are you sick AGAIN? tell me that? sickofbeingsick edogggggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear no red wing having dudes, its called a towel. lay it down, turn the lights off and wipe up quickly afterwards. c'mon pussies. sheesh. - helpful lady Dear lady, getting your redwings means going down on a girl when she's bleeding. fucking a girl on her period isn't even a big deal. shower sex is where it's at anyway. Shower sex in the dark with beers is even better. Keep this in mind the next time your dude is being a pussy about fucking your pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear t14k, where i grew up it meant fucking. we called eating a girl out on her period gross. just sayin. - puddles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo hey florida ex, NONONONO. How many times do I have to say it? I'm not gonna come play baby daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear red wings talkers, you can stir the kool-aid...... ..it doesnt mean you have to drink it. .02 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear this page, awesome, 2010 hass been great, also lastnight i was at some concert that was a two hour drive and a 27 year old chick was buying me drinks and kept talking about hooking up, crazy shit, so far this has been a crazy/interesting year -tuxedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear t14k, where i grew up it meant fucking. we called eating a girl out on her period gross. just sayin. - puddles dear bloodpuddles, it is gross. that's why it's EARNING your red wings. i don't have mine. i don't like the taste of pennies. holla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimeWaveHerm Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Taking offers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear All, Just to clear it up the red wings thing comes from a hells angels patch that had to be "earned" when the dude eats out a broad on her period. I read about it in a book, either the Sonny Barger bio, or the Hells Angels book by Hunter S. Both pretty cool reads... There is also black wings for eating out a black broad on her period.....I will smash on the period 9 times out of 10, but Im cool on tasting that shit. Just for those of you who think I am talking bullshit, http://www.red-wings.com/wings-culture.html Thnks again, FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear boris i made it to miami a few times in this past week. different travel partners. one was even a quote unquote thick white bitch. - cracka ass fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Fat Ralphy, You are completely right. End the speculation. Maybe I can help a few more people out by also confirming that it does indeed taste a lot like pennies. That is no fucking lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Swindle. my nigga---sometimes I envy you nigga...sometimes... BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ralphy, i generally just don't bring up the club if it doens't need to be brought up. but whatevs. t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear _______, Fuck unfinished jams due to frozen paint, and working cans not covering as they should have. Near frostbite is the real shit. Next time I should probably check the weather or just do fill-ins. Letting the homie just do a solo mission and destroy his night only is also a future option. -Realbitchyism P.S. /Nograffiticontent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Curves in The Road, I see you. I will not be swerved. not a dollar not a ho not a nothin gon break me oh-ten... YUGHHHH -JadaPizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear no red wing having dudes, its called a towel. lay it down, turn the lights off and wipe up quickly afterwards. c'mon pussies. sheesh. - helpful lady dear mudpuddles, i did yer lil method.. towel, lights off, condom, even a quick clean up. thanks for your help cause my lady loooooved it werd em up!! -Frank Diditdirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo bawrus only sometimes. me comprendes S co bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 2010, you're gonna be better then 2009. we doin things. -boat dear new england weather, fuuuuck. -boatshoes2legit2quit1erROCKill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear guy with cancer, sorry dude, but i have to bill you an additional $17k on top of the $81K+ that you already owe us (don't forget the $64k pending an actual denial) as you developed your cancer and then got treated for it before you got your BlueCross insurance. if only you had had"credible insurance coverage" within the arbitray timeframe of 63 days prior to your BXBS coverage becoming effective. or waited the 90-180 days to get treatment that your plan requests if you already, you know, sick. plus you share superman's name (well, the actor anyway, who died in a not very superman-like way...). that just makes it even sadder. fuck i hate my job...... - carly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear carly, You should quit. That shit sounds like it would take it's toll. FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo bloodpuddles, Bummer br0. -t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear CS4, I finally cracked you, you motherfucker! Files for miles -Don C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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