grd Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Dear JC, dammit!! - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 d3ar oontz set, murry christmas my peoples! -noesfromnottingcram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Dear oontz, Blah blah blah, and this is most likely gonna be my last post of 2011. Just putting in more for the record. See ya'll in '12 Chuuuz! -$eyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Dear Christmas, Every year you turn out to be a great disappointment. Next year can you please stfu and let New Years do the talking. One day you will be my top holiday. But until then can you please just step aside and let me and New Years get down without your input. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Dear iPod, Which trendy Apple product did you ask for and not receive? - Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Dear Realism, I did not receive a Macbook Pro (rrp$3500) on Christmas. So I made sure that all my friends and relatives knew about it on facebook. In all seriousness my family are a bunch of greedy fucks who only think about themselves. Didn't even receive card this year man. Regards, Firstworldproblemsoner. #blacksheep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear sticky clammy moist broccoli... please dinna give me a sare heed the moarn... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear little shit, thanks for stealing my ipod out of my car. you pulled the deck out and left it why? just to make this more annoying for me? i hope my gloves fit you, also. if i find you i will run you over and bury you in the woods. sincerely, fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Dear Socks the cat it has been over a week now since we have seen you, i hate to say I fear the worst. You were a dope little cat and will be missed, I know other cats go vanishing for days or weeks but you were always home RIP Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear mom holidays aren't the same without you !@#$% dear socks the cat hopefully you're alive and well and on your way home !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear mp3 player manufacturers, why is apple the only choice for high capacity players? have you just given up on the market? i paid $250 for my 160 gig ipod 4 years ago, and I can find it on sale for $229 today. That is old technology, so why has the price not really dropped? monopolistic bastards. every other piece of technology (other than a TI 83) loses value as it ages, why not you ipod? you fuckers. i'm stuck buying you again because i need atleast 100 gigs an nobody offers that but you. and i'm resentful. resentfully, fist dear decy, sorry about your cat. fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Dear fist, Zune offers a player with 120 gigs. Not sure about the price, but something to look into. - Realism Dear Decy, Hoping the best for young Socks... - Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear realism, i thought that, too. but as far as i can tell they don't make the zune anymore. here's the amazon link and on the best buy page searching for zune redirects to ipod... and just found this Microsoft to stop making Zune players as firm abandons dream of ending Apple's iPod domination sigh again, fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear customer with the 450 credit score, why do you come into my store with an attitude as if you have a near perfect credit score? you cant even finance my used socks. GTFO. Sincerely, El V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear el vergudo, as a nurga with would should be considered credit in the negatives. i say FUUUUUUU. fuck your socks nigga! ps. know any intranet loan sharks!? lololol. -sincerely noes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 dear el vergudo, as a nurga with would should be considered credit in the negatives. i say FUUUUUUU. fuck your socks nigga! ps. know any intranet loan sharks!? lololol. -sincerely noes. Dear NOES, if someone comes in with that credit score and tries to finance something that cost $50k, and then gives you shit cuz there's no way that's happening, then i tell them "pay off your debts, then come back an talk to me. have a good day" and as a matter of fact, i DO know a few loan sharks, but not on the internets. they will charge you a 30% interest. and i also do know someone who can clear up any negatives you have on your credit. within 2 months, there are no negative reports on your credit, only whatever positives you had on there. Sincerely, El V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 and i also do know someone who can clear up any negatives you have on your credit. within 2 months, there are no negative reports on your credit, only whatever positives you had on there. Sincerely, El V. dear v, do me! do me! mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 dear oontz... it's only 7pm here... and i'm ahready affy affy foo... but i wish you ah lthe best for 2012... and i hope you hae a good ain tae! i will report back with stories if i can remember a fuckin' thing like ken? Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Dear oontzers happy fucking new year!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 dear 12 oontz, happy new year! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 dear new year bring something different, and good for the world, or hell, just this little corner of it instead of more of the same old bullshit !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Dear 2012 I hope the Mayans were right and this piece of crap will end later this year, shame I dont believe stuff like that tho. Decy Dear Wife Really, we are doing this again.............. about to snap Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 dear decy, you too? i'm about done myself... i've taken the couch the last 3 nights by choice, and haven't spoken more than 20 words in as many days. a piece of me wants it to just fail so i can get on with my life, move somewhere new and start over. and a piece of me wants me to not be such a fuck-up/failure/emotional void and make it work. but how do i stop being a fuck-up at 27? there isn't some switch to flip, some motivation and drive program to turn on. yeah, fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Dear Fist, if you find a way to bottle motivation, I'll have 20 cases. Ta. - grd Dear Ruby, you were super brave today but enough with the guilt eyes already, it was only a microchip. - me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 dear fist My son was asking to sleep in our bed so I let him and ended up in his room for about a week, didn't bother me a bit. My wife works in the same job (different location) as the one I have just started and all we seem to talk about it work, nothing that actually matters. Hey relax tho, I'm 6 years older than you so dont beat yourself up about being a fuck up at 27. you have probably achieved more than I have! decy Dear weather please be nice on sunday I want to paint, the weather reports say it is going to be ok so I am not sure how things will turn out. decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 dear southern fuckers... i am jealous of your weather... nothing else... just weather... you don't deserve it... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Dear Rolf Not even had to get out my winter coat yet! smugly decy the southern cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 dear decy... shitebag. rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Dear Rolf Dont worry my life is a giant steaming turd at the moment so weather is generally the last thing I worry about hah Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Dear Decy, what part of 'port are you living that you haven't had to wear a coat...or are you a secret Geordie? It's been bastard freezing! Today was pretty swell but I'm sat here with the heating on full right now. - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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