PITOFZOMBIES Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 dear to whom it may concern, i'm appalled at some of the faggotry i witness out of people... here in particular. it's just unbearable. get a fucking life, would you? -POZ Dear Me, Good job today. Keep at this. It will be worth it -Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Dear sarah, shoulda stayed in bed - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Dear Lugrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Where have you been? We got some catching up to do! -seyz :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 dear man in the showroom... please dinna phone today. i appreciate the work but i am in no mood today... plus it's almost lunchtime. so by the time i get there, it's gonna be pretty late... so i'm not really gonna get much done. Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Dear dears, I've just been for Reiki. I'm not really a very spiritual person, the Catholic church knocked all that out of me at school so I wasn't expecting anything. As much as I hate to admit it I feel fucking awesome, actually pain free! So yeah, I know a few of you suffer with your backs too, I'd fully recommend it. I was told I should meditate now but my brain won't allow that so I'm gonna have a cuppa and watch SoA. I hope you've all had/are having awesome days!! - me Oh and, Miss Symbols, trip details? Favourite bits? Pictures? Fill us in!! good to have you back :) - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 dear cold, fuck you. i hate being sick. fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 dear money some of you better come my way soon, I'm fed up of being skint decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Dear first, I can relate. Feel better soon man -sneezygrd Dear Decy, you know where the docks are, right? Problem solved. You're welcome ;) -grdinnit Dear dears, innit nice when you can just go ahead and make it easy for people? -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 dear england... you are a nation of fuckin' shite bags... i tell myself this everyday, but i just thought you needed a reminder... dear Grd... fuckin' hell tell ays aboot it... me and yon old man almost had a full sexual german kitchen in today in aboot 5 oors (hours) the day... germans are my fuckin' people... i'm gonna buy every fuckin' german i meet a drink fae now on... things are so much easier when you don't have dick head plumbers and sparkys singing along to whatever shitty ecto demanding weekend dance tune is oot instead of workin'... or on aboot whatever dirty wee hang-oot mink they'll be pumpin'... minks... and does that dock shit not only work when you have a fah-gine-a? dear dj vadim... i am looking forward to you playing some 90s era stuff tamarrah... so dinna disappoint a cunt like ken? any tribe or gangstarr'll dae me ken? tekal... goodnight Hah hah honkey haggis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Dear Rolf Germans got shit on lock man, organisation and everything, my wife being german means I barely have to remember anything because she has it written down etc I tell her you owe her a drink! If you discount bristolians from the England then I would tend to agree with the England comment, most people from Bristol are chilled and only a few shitebags. Dear grd Im think im lacking (or would that be packing) something that means I don't think I would be making much dough. Dear Sunday I dont mind cold just no rain please, pretty please Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Dear Rolf and Decy, I like that we're on the same page about the english. I think you're being way too narrow minded with regards to the dock situation, men are weird, there's bound to be some kind of market for it after they've been in a ship full of bananas for months. I'm intrigued with the pimp game, I might take on a nice name and look into it. I'll let you keep 40% Decy, deal? - icegrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 suki, i know you live on the other side of the country, but i thought i'd invite you anyway. If you show up, i'll be effing amazed. Sincerely. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 dear grd trip was great. thanks !@#$% dear suki i heard a rumor that i stopped talking to you bc you got back with that guy then i hear that you got back with that guy life is funny sometime innit !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 dear decy... tell your presumably fine lass (she'll no be ugly if she's fae there...) that it's a fuckin' deal... done another german one today... fuckin' sailed right through it... gonna get spoiled with this ease... and then take bad with shitty B&Q numbers again... i know it may well be near impossible to believe from the way i express my fuckin' vast and extensive vocabulary on this forum but i actually speak better German than english. and i am not ashamed to admit it... even though i've never been to Germany... true story... dear tonight... please be fuckin' fantasic... i am near sleepin' and it's only aboot fuckin' 8 o'clock... please make sure i don't get too over excited aboot hearing hip-hop oot side of my own hoose and make as much of a cunt o' myself as humanly possible... i know that's a near impossible but whatever... and nae fightin'... PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!! dear dear, and other oooontz cunts... i hope your weekend is also rather sexual rather happy but rather tiard Rolf Haggis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Dear Rolf Puts me to shame then because my German is fucking shite! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Dear Euro oontzers, I'm touching down on your continent for an extended stay in a couple of months. I realize that's extremely vague, but tell me your secrets. - Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Dear Realism You gracing the UK with your presence? Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWG Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Dear Flat Broke I wish you would leave me the hell alone! KWG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Dear Realism, you best be bringing my bushels of apples and engagement ring with you. - grdinnit Dear Saturday, we had such plans, such high hopes and then the hangover kicked in and the jammies came out. I'll try not to disappoint you though, I'll get ready...after this cup of tea. - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWG Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Dear grdinnit That dear saturday post is too funny.Lolled KWG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Dear Decy, I don't know if the UK will be in the cards or not yet, but if so I'll get at you. -Realism Dear grd, That sounds like my day, except I had no plans aside from being violently hungover. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Dear SFD I used to heydude, garagehop and steal acohol when i was his age. My weed/E kinix calls me because its homecoming and he needs a bottle. Plus he will give me .1 molly and some purple#2 just for helping him out. Not sure if i could live with being the hypocrite that turns that sort of favor down but i cant say I dont feel fucked up about it. sincerely soon to be snawrtin pLLLZ abcderz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 dear san bernardino ca, i miss you in all your derelict glory. i miss drunken nights in rialto. i miss loitering in strip club and arcade parking lots with friends being reckless and uncouth vandals. its odd that a picture posted last night on fb can illicit such foolish nostalgic feelings sincerely elis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear you there, you suck. - me here. Dear OoooOooontzers Happy Halloween innit. Post me some candy corn, yeah? - ghoulishrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear grd, ::insert big ass bag of halloween candy corn they should probably have in the uk:: -Noes Dear oontz, you suck. i been drinking for 6 days straight. today is hell back at work. fuck. hallows month is the best. mother natures gone completely retarded though. snow in october. suck it. -noesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear Newport prepare to be trick or treated by me and my son Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear Decy, Your son has an impressive beard for such a little guy. I'm impressed. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear Realism We grow up quick here, I was worried took him til age 7 to develop that Decy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear Realism, The 'Port council pop is why our men grow beards so young. Innit Decy :) - grd Dear NOES, really, you're too kind. - grd Dear Decy, stay away from Ringland, Alway, Pill and Duffryn! Hope your littl'un has a great time!! - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWG Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear mother nature. Once again you made it look like a war zone here. That nor-easter dealt us an Arse whoopin. What's good?? -KWG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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