grd Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Dear Ex, Your level of retardation continues to confound me. The fact I was stupid enough to date you angers me beyond belief. hope you contract something there's no cure for, grd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dear flourescent microscope, we are gonna rassle soon buddy..imma fuck u up...ur seriously making my blood boil...i really hope i dont gotta order new supplies. Freaks Dear Biotech companies, seriously fuck u..why have u caused me so much distresss. fuck you, freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dear Ulcer. The time you bled out on me, is when I decided to break it off with you. How the fuck did I let you back in my life? You are so not welcome here. ugh, your bitter owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dear life, I love life But you know what? Sometimes it comes at you fast. My sister juat called me Older, not my cunt younger one. Fuck just read that. Sorry love but now I know how brother felt when I started dating. My dad just had emergency surgery. He essentially had his bellt button removed along with a 9 lb tumor fromhis belly. There is a 2% chance the cancer is benine. Benining? What the fuck ever. There is a 2 percent chance that cancer will not kill my father. Fuck my life Fhck. Fuck.-laughs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dear IRS, I have paid down 11k of debt and now owe you nothing. dancing banana.emocon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dear freekee need some help? i'm a molecular biologist !@#$% dear SMXXL thx for the message, cool you might be one of those peeps. you have a heliobacter pylori ulcer? or stress related? feel better :( !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dear h. pylori, it disgusts me to think that a cause for you is fecal matter found in food. it disgusted me when i learned this a few years back, and it still disgusts me today. cG that being said... dear restaurant employees, please wash your hands before returning to work from the bathroom so i dont get an h. pylori ulcer. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dear cali, also disturbing that they would put themselves in a position to where they would come into contact with shit with their hands. as if they just analy fisted their coworker in the bathroom. RU.hatesshitoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dear anyone who uses the bathroom/everyone please wash your hands after even if you cannot see it, it doesn't mean it's not there !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dear people that have their toothbrushes near the toilet, you know that everytime you flush, you get microscopic pieces of shit on your brush right? keep your toothbrush covered and far away from the toilet and flush with the seat cover down. cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dear bacteria you are the champion of the erf and you are everywhere !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear Rolf... stop chewin' yir fuckin' finger nails... after 5 beers they are now bleeding.... well done... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Dear work, how's about some more money? huh? yeah. cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear 5finger.... is there a lot of construction work oot there just now due to the floods? thinkin' of a move perhaps... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Dear Rolf, Not in Melbourne, but in Queensland there is a shit load. Also, wait till they start with the re-build in New Zealand, I know they're already starting to recruit Australian workers to go over and help them $$$$$$$$$$$ 5iver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear 5finger... i shagged a kiwi bird once... twas not very plesant... and i most certainly do not intend on doing so again. i've got family in melbourne tae... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Dear Rolf, Melbourne is the shit. YEAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear oontz, jadedredeyedanimal, came for teh grafndance, and stays out of habit. red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Dear ch.0, I do not miss you at all. Your pal -FISHSTICKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 DEAR A LOT OF POSTS, FUCK THAT SHIT, I BEEN UNSTOPPABLE :lol: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! -PUSHIN TONZ, 5 AT A TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear !@#$% It is a worry/stress ulcer. had my 1st upper GI when I was 9. after a while, I gained control over it, especially when a lot of blood got involved. I dont know why it is burnning up again. Dear Cali (hi)..and other bacteria talkers. fucking people are nasty. Who doesnt wash their hands ?(sarcasm) I touch too much during the day, i wash my hands BEFORE I use the bathroom...I dont want any yuckie near my cookie. but I also have the decency to wash my hands afterwards, as well. We talk about this at work all day. If I ask someone to go wash their hands.. they say , "my hands are clean" I tell em.."lick your palm" they do..then they can't duguise the look on their face as they lick their bitter, salty ass hand. Dear Rolf. the germ talk, should be the one reason you should stop biting your nails. Not to mention, its awful for your teeth as well. we still lub ya tho. Dear Pizzy. hi. -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 DEAR SEXY MA, HAHA HOW YOU DOIN LOVER? -TIRED ASSSSSS PIZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Dear Pizzy. heeeeyy! UNSTOPPABLE doesnt even begin to describe you. hope all is well. (not that I doubt it) -sm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Dear SM, Where you been? -your local fishsticks<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear laughs, sorry to hear, hope he gets well. mass dear adult swim commercials, you are not funny. i am not part of the adult swim writing team and do not get these...inside jokes? mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear smxxl... i'll keep that in mind. i have teeth like a row of condemned buildings... dear 5fingerdiscount... i'll probably see yi in a year or two... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear SMXXL "lick your hand" hahahahaa that's awesome! !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear SMXXL, "cookie" hahahahaa that's awesome! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Dear Fishy.. I've been around. u know the kid keeps me busy x10. ill hit you up later. Dear Cali & !@#$%, all i read between your posts was. -"lick.....cookie" and that's awesome too. Guttermiind, -SM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 dear middle east customers, are you serious? youre staying with local contractors. do you know how easier it is for western contractors to do the same exact job 10X better for a little more money? Dissapointed, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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