NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear stomach, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! -fucking noesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 DEAR 12oz... NOES HAS TEH SHITS!!!..passs it on.. freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Dear Freak and 12oz peoples, shuddup my chinese hand towel. niggaz got somethin terrible of an ulcer. got referred to a gastro doc today at the er though. been putting this shit off for almost a year now. i think finally having some health might save a brotha from a spot in the cemetery behind my house. annnnd i found out my car that was presumed dead friday is alive and well. worrd. nota terrible day. highfivecOolStoRyBrO! _noesyassnagger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Dear best friend, Thanks girl -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 dear vaj, thanks for sending me food home from your job with our neighbor. if i hadn't been such a fatass and chowed down on something else only half an hour before, i would have thoroughly enjoyed it. but now i get to eat an awesome lunch tomorrow and that makes me happy. thanks girl... you're legit. <3POZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 dear self.. national u mad day over...was unphased... freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Dear unknown person who left flowers and candy at my door last night, Speak up! If it's for me, I would like to know, so Im not creeped out anymore. If it's for my daughter, I would still like to know so I'm not creeped out- guess I cant ever say I never recieved flowers on vday, since it happened twice yesterday. Love lOve loVe lovE -sm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 dear comcast Technical difficulties? really....wtf.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Dear hometown, I thought I was having a bad day when I spilled coffee and my dog ate a box of chocolates and ripped my jeans. Then I saw a chick shooting up at a bus stop Thanks for putting shit in perspective Life is pretty good and I got a lot to be thankful for -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 dear 12oz folks today i walked away from a fight & im proud of my self getting to old for kiddi shit..calll it what you want to call it im over it, especially sense i all ready have a bad rep "bully" when people meet me spensa.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 dear girl next to me in class, i appreciate the compliment ... but when you follow it up by coughing up some slime into a napkin and later sticking both hands into your stretchy pants to fix ... something ... i dont think it'll work. filtering through them one at a time, inj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 dear rain, rain rain go away come back another day cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 dear cali i would rather have the rain then the snow.... booo sad face.... \ souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 dear culinary specialists.. you force me to eat this today, and when i asked for a cooked one, the reply was "quit yer bitchin" so fuck you. you are going to kill me. im bringing ramen underway with me so i dont have to eat your rejected beef again. i hate you. sincerely SQUIRREL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 dear stevie... keep yir heed up man... i honestly didn't think that shit would even stand up in court... with the fuckin' dick heed boabies leaving the warrant in yir hoose... 4 month you'll be oot in six weeks... plus yir a big cunt... we'll visit soon... dear squirrel... what the flying fuck is that? roooooolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 dear souls, good point...i drove about 60 miles north of sacramento last night. snow falling + night time + wet roads + winding roads + bad tires = an accident waiting to happen cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dear Morton, I am truly sorry if it was because of me that you had watched Grave of the Fireflies with your son. That movie is known to make grown men cry...cough cough...including myself/nh....regardless im srry..haha not a kid movie at all. Freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dear freak, you cry during movies, dude? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dear cg, on the inside.....hhaha...heller usad movie. freaks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dear Freak, No, it was not your influence. Dear San Antonio Childrens Film Festival, "Best Kids Movie of The Year" title might be best left to something that does not depict war and children starving to death with stark reality and frankness. Morton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dear dog, stop barking for attention. no ones interested, hey. cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dear sleep, why have we grown apart? -INJ dear chickenshit, sorry br0. she's mine. you can keep the sig though ... but i am "UMAD" -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dear self, Dear thread, And to all the people who are going through some tough shit right now; things DO get better, keep your head up and make moves. Take your own advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dear INJ, Me and sleep are having a great relationship right now. Sorry if I stole her from you. no holmes. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dear almighty remember that ass clown from a few weeks back that was weairng tie and a bennie at the drink spot'??? if so his head meet snow coverd asphalt on fri night .... souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dear 12oontz, fuuuuuck. new york city is not for the weak. i'm running on three days and less than 6 hours of sleep. -tired noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 dear divinemind and obnoxious u a terribble person and should leave this site love JAER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 dear almighty remember that ass clown from a few weeks back that was weairng tie and a bennie at the drink spot'??? if so his head meet snow coverd asphalt on fri night .... souls Dear job Again you make me miss out on the fun. Almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 dear JAER didn't you get banned for acting up in the 831 thread? people act a fool. it happens. but i'll keep an eye on ol divine.. !@#$% dear western-part-of-the-state-weather just don't let the snow melt before this weekend and don't rain anymore. just snow. k thx !@#$% dear bikini meet hot tub !@#$% dear flickr benchers thanks. pretty amazing some of the stuff that's been getting caught either it was living under a rock or for some reason i'm getting popular !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 dear Ron... this is all pretty fucked up... you acted in self defence. so hopefully you don't go away for too long... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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